>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 6 months until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are aloud to bring one random piece of gym equipment with you
Choose wisely...
>You are aloud
Nigger that's not a nuclear bunker its the fucking Tellytubby house
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
b8
static dynamic developer by westside
>aloud
Stopped reading right there dėsu
>until the earth is habitable again
>after it has been swallowed by the sun
You got me hooked senpai.
Wow haven't seen this thread in a while
Adjustable dumbbells? :) Only thing I use anyway
Sandbag
Adjustable dumbbell
Also if the sun crashed into the earth there is no teletubby home on the planet that will save you
A cardio bunny
I pick a dumbbell so I can hit you over the head with it
A threadmill,
probably quite cramped in there and impossible to run otherwise, while for lifting i could use bags of rice or water jugs
>threadmill
Woah
What if that's what the teletubbies are... the mutated remains of the last humans living in an old nuclear bunker 1000 years after the end of the world
A nigger
this is actually really fucking dark lmao
BUT A HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY
> Sun going to crash into the eart
> Earth will still be around
Pick one and only one retard.
Are you implying that the sun isn't orbiting around Sagittarius A*
> sun crashes into earth
> somehow the telly tubby house will protect you
> somehow the earth will be fine again in 6 months
Stupid idiot OP
calculator
include me in the screencap
Power rack and hope someone else in this thread brings a barbell and plates.
calf raise machine.
If the sun "falls out of orbit" I'm pretty sure it would take us with it instead of crashing against us
>He can't divide by 20
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
>crash into the Earth
>Earth is habitable again
This is the average Veeky Forumsizen
Please, end my suffering before I do.This "better" life doesn't even matter to me anymore.
So many things wrong with this post
>sun apparently has an orbit
>somehow falls out of said orbit
>humanity decides to make teletubbie style nuclear shelter that somehow protect you from the disintegration of all of humanity
>6 months later it's all good, earth restores itself
>even though the sun is gone, all is well
>oh yea want to bring a piece of gym equipment for some reason, cause all my loved ones are dead but hey don't wanna lose muscle
And wrongest of all
>for some reason humanity finds me valueable enough to save
WTF I Hate Teletubbies Now
>there are people on Veeky Forums right now that have not seen this pasta before
>>oh yea want to bring a piece of gym equipment for some reason, cause all my loved ones are dead but hey don't wanna lose muscle
this one makes sense though
Hahahahaa this fucking thread holy shit
If Sol falls out of orbit then its probably not going effect earth in any way
Are you naturally this fucking stupid or do you wake up and make a concious effort to be more stupid than you were yesterday?
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
...
>He thinks the Sun orbits the Earth
How's that 2-digit IQ working for you, OP?
It doesn't matter. The earth won't survive. RIP, earth.
The earth might survive the moon crashing into it. But I doubt the surface would still be habitable.
first of all how dare yo u
>the sun crashes into the earth
>somehow survive in an underground bunker
???
Tellytubby construction techniques are the best known to man.
good job OP
kettlebells because you can basically do anything with them
You don't even have to know anything about science to recognize that this scenario is complety inplausible
Chose a comet next timo OP
Barbell.
I can use it as a spear if things get dangerous.
The sun acually has an orbit around the center of our galaxy.
Is Veeky Forums the most dumbbest board?
>most dumbbest
2/10 bait
The most ridiculous thing in this thread is this fucking post right here. I bet my fucking life you read every word of it. No fucking way did you see 'aloud' and then not finish that sentence you FUCKING liar
>...
Stopped reading right there
Honorable mentions:
>teleytubby house
>sun has fallen out of orbit
>crashed into us
>it will take six months to recover from this
>aloud
No. Fags from other boards would probably try to say we are meatheads but no one here actually lifts. Stupidest board is probably /aco/, some retard the other day asked for sauce in a thread dedicated to one artist who was named in the OP.
absolutely beautiful pepe/wojack. been a while since i saw one that made me laugh
>All these easily baited newfags ITT
Why do you think the sun has a baby's face on it every time it's shown? It's an illusion created from the intense solar waves that are now hitting the earth. The size of the sun in all the shots is remarkably bigger, implying a closer proximity to the planet and/or a drastic reduction in the protective layers of the atmosphere that reduced the relative appearance of the sun.
Pull up station
His point still stands, he is a Veeky Forumsizen as well
Veeky Forums is 100x better when we don't talk about fitness
A GAME THEORY
>bunker under ground
>Not building new civilization on the ocean floor
user, that is the teletubbies home, I ain't evicting no teletubbies.