How to be attractive

Note: Not discussions or memes in this thread.
>>/pol/

-have a dog, bitches love dogs

bump

Be funny

-dress good with fit clothes
-smell good
-expensive and good tattoos
-good body
-good wacth good shoes
-fit jeans
-god-like hair
-learn how to dance
-have money
-be tall
-have a good car
-straight white teeth
-have healthy social circles
-be funny

-dress good with fit clothes
-smell good
-expensive and good tattoos
-good body
-good wacth good shoes
-fit jeans
-god-like hair
-learn how to dance
-have money
-be tall
-have a good car
-straight white teeth
-have healthy social circles
-be funny
-have a dog

-dress good with fit clothes
-smell good
-expensive and good tattoos
-good body
-good wacth good shoes
-fit jeans
-god-like hair
-learn how to dance
-have money
-be tall (GENES)
-have a good car
-straight white teeth
-have healthy social circles
-be funny
-have a dog
-don't smoke
-healthy skin
-bid dick (GENES)

bumpo

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-dress good with fit clothes
-smell good
-expensive and good tattoos
-good body
-good wacth good shoes
-fit jeans
-god-like hair
-learn how to dance
-have money
-be tall (GENES)
-have a good car
-straight white teeth
-have healthy social circles
-be funny
-have a dog
-don't smoke
-healthy skin
-bid dick (GENES)
-wear sunglasses
-be good at texting
-at least appear smart
-have a sexy voice
-look like you travel
-neurotypical (GENES)

>tfw no base case

>dress good with fit clothes
check

>smell good
check

>expensive and good tattoos
not check, tattoos are tatty

>good body
ottermode atm, so semi-check

>good watch and shoes
check and check

>fit jeans
Don't like skinny jeans, but wear 501s

>god-like hair
double check

>know how to dance
not at all

>have money
student so not check

>be tall
check

>have good car
not check

>straight white teeth
check

>have healthy social circles
no friends at all :(

how'd i do?

-have your own place
-have a decent job/degree (not only for the money, your job/profession in part defines who you are)
-have a good personality, be normal, it should be enough with not being: schizophrenic, autistic, anxious, depressive.

-dress good with fit clothes
-smell good
-expensive and good tattoos
-good body
-good wacth good shoes
-fit jeans
-god-like hair
-learn how to dance
-have money
-be tall (GENES)
-have a good car
-straight white teeth
-have healthy social circles
-be funny
-have a dog
-don't smoke
-healthy skin
-bid dick (GENES)
-wear sunglasses
-be good at texting
-at least appear smart
-have a sexy voice
-look like you travel
-neurotypical (GENES)
-have your own place
-have a decent job/degree (not only for the money, your job/profession in part defines who you are)
-have a good personality, be normal, it should be enough with not being: schizophrenic, autistic, anxious, depressive.

(this list isn't for having a 3/10 girl, is for a 11/10 that suck your dick everyday)

Good, post a pic of you (only your body if you want) with and without clothes and i tell my truly honest opinion

Perfect teeth. Shows that you either have good genes or come from a wealthy family. Both of which are attractive traits. Also, perfect teeth will make any face look acceptable

It is already on the thread

what would class as expensive and good tattoos?

I'm about to get a dotwork / blackwork Tattoo (my first one) on my forarm, its a mandala, I know its pretty fuckin generic but I love Mandalas and those types..

Oh the artist is amazing as well, and its gunna be £90 an hour.. so its preeetty fucking expensive.

breathe deep.

just google "sexy guy with tattoos" that's what womens want
wat?

Yeh fair, basically it doesn't matter what fucking style you go for, as long as its done well, tasteful and you're sexy.

bad advice: womens love full sleeves, and if you had the body any tattoo look sexy (look male pornstars for example).

what? English mother fucker, do you speak it.

i refer to full sleeve tattoos and if you had a fit body any tattoo would look sexy on you

i thought only normies say "af" unironically

>blacks working
>not a meme

Note: Not discussions or memes in this thread.

-dress good with fit clothes
-smell good
-expensive and good tattoos
-good body
-good wacth good shoes
-fit jeans
-god-like hair
-learn how to dance
-have money
-be tall (GENES)
-have a good car
-straight white teeth
-have healthy social circles
-be funny
-have a dog
-don't smoke
-healthy skin
-bid dick (GENES)
-wear sunglasses NOT RAYBANS!!!
-be good at texting (correct slang, informal emoji use, not overuse)
-at least appear smart
-have a sexy voice (deepen it if you have to)
-look like you travel
-neurotypical (GENES)
-have your own place
-have a decent job/degree (not only for the money, your job/profession in part defines who you are)
-have a good personality, be normal, it should be enough with not being: schizophrenic, autistic, anxious, depressive.
-be in social situations often
-talk to strangers regularly
-appear happy, but not like a smiling idiot
-when dealing with women, treat them like children/retards
-never ever look at your reflection in public
-have stubble if you are able to (GENES)
-appear indifferent to politics when talking to women
-have an advanced yet practical knowledge of cuisine (helpful on dates, also good to know how to cook)

-get the fuck off this website it will irreversibly ruin your personality for life

Note: Not discussions or memes in this thread.

i have never owned a car, don't wear deoderant, holes in my shoes, no watch ever, little to no money, not super tall, dont buy new clothes but i still look fresh and i have fucked over 70 women.

tips: don't judge women, ever. have a relatively care-free attitude towards life

done

Mate, you fucked 70 skanks and 1/10s lets be honest here.

holy fuck the quality of this mem has gone sky high

in tumblr womens do a list about this too.
it was something like this

-big ass
-big tits
-small arms
-good cheekbones
-long hair
-big thighs
-big lips
-a lit bit of make up
-perfect skin
-perfect teeths
-learn how to cook
-don't be a whore
the list go on...

womens try to find what mens like and they were right , so we are right in this thread

do you think i want to be attractive just to fuck 70 womens? if i had all those things i would fuck a different girl per day, my dick would fall off, i would travel around the world fucking girl, only 8+/10.

This isn't for that girl in college, this for me to be capable to fuck any girl i want.

Honestly this
I got women frequently, had multiple longer term relationships, and had a healthy social life with lots of friends

Then I came to Veeky Forums and ever since then I've stopped dating for 4 years, become depressed, and now feel like I have no idea what to do in social situations

How can one site fuck your life so much...
How do I stop the impulse to browse Veeky Forums?

1. read this2. without any of these things you can get pussy >How do I stop the impulse to browse Veeky Forums?
weak, you are weak

Boats only sink when water enters them
You only sink when you let the negativity enter in your life

Just float

nick bateman instagram.com/nick__bateman/

the pic of OP, has 6 millions of followers, all of these are pussy he can fuck anytime he want

This is why this thread exist, GTFO

>daily reminder if you're not a CHAD you might as well start doing drugs, smoking cigs, drinking alcohol, smoking weed, saying fuckyou to everyone and fuck the world

you have been cursed

Have clean hands, manicure helps (not even joking)

>good watch good shoes

Some things like this just baffle me... Not once have I ever looked at a girl and thought WOW those are some great shoes I'm going to ask her out!!!
And neither have I seen a girl with horrid shoes and thought wow those shoes are gross there's no way I'm talking to her.

be a chad like pic related

>not a chad
>dont smoke cigs
>still go to the gym

srsly not being a chad is good sometimes. Less pressure to perform socially.

Chad do all these thing, he just don't tell anybody and don't have a stupid website like this is just his nature

He dress good with fit clothes, probably smell good and go to the gym and to the dermatologist what's your point? i can look better with all of these thingsalso i don't find him attractive he look normal i had a friend that look like him.

-dress good with fit clothes
-smell good
-expensive and good tattoos
-good body
-good wacth good shoes
-fit jeans
-god-like hair
-learn how to dance
-have money
-be tall (GENES)
-have a good car
-straight white teeth
-have healthy social circles
-be funny
-have a dog
-don't smoke
-healthy skin
-bid dick (GENES)
-wear sunglasses NOT RAYBANS!!!
-be good at texting (correct slang, informal emoji use, not overuse)
-at least appear smart
-have a sexy voice (deepen it if you have to)
-look like you travel
-neurotypical (GENES)
-have your own place
-have a decent job/degree (not only for the money, your job/profession in part defines who you are)
-have a good personality, be normal, it should be enough with not being: schizophrenic, autistic, anxious, depressive.
-be in social situations often
-talk to strangers regularly
-appear happy, but not like a smiling idiot
-when dealing with women, treat them like children/retards
-never ever look at your reflection in public
-have stubble if you are able to (GENES)
-appear indifferent to politics when talking to women
-have an advanced yet practical knowledge of cuisine (helpful on dates, also good to know how to cook)
-Have clean hands, manicure helps

This. I'm telling all you fucking idiots who are addicted to this site, do whatever it takes to stop coming to Veeky Forums. This site can make you laugh, but it's a fucking cesspool and is the reason why you morons are caught up in these retarded discussions.

This is the first time I've visited Veeky Forums in months, and while that's a short time my life has already been so much nicer.

Leave Veeky Forums. Focus on your life, whether it's education or securing a job you're willing to do. Your life will improve when you find some purpose in life and then health and fitness also becomes easy too, your confidence just goes through the roof. You meet people too, so you won't need to debate social interactions with other retards who haven't spoken with another human being for months.

real chads don't smoke cancer sticks, faggot

Are you kidding me? WOMEN WACTH YOUR SHOES.
Seriously, ask any girl they just...wacth your shoes and your wacth too. Is unconsciously. You don't need a Rolex or a Cartier.
Your shoes need to look clean i recomend Adidas, woman like that look on mens.

Fact: Womens care more about fashion than mens

Attraction from mens and womens are different.

why aren't you a CHAD on his MBP right now, Veeky Forums?

read it again ----Don't Smoke --- in the line 16

i look 100x times better than this guy in any aspects

No you

Kek'd hard

Not an argument

> expensive and good tattoos

why are you on fit, sir

Are you kidding me? womens love mans with tattoos.

social gains are more important than you think.

take that from someone has everything on that list besides a big social circle

social circles is on the list, read again

sorry i forgot this list

There is a reason i had a better body than him and is thanks to discipline and fit.

My face is for the genes.

the word you were looking for is "men".

> tattoos are trashy

After reading the thread I can safely say you're an autist. Get some help with that.

Good hygiene
Good posture
Good grooming
Don't be fat
Be positive

Take basic care of yourself and don't be a negative aspie. It's not that hard yet 95% of people these days can't do it.