This is the average faggot calling you a manlet on Veeky Forums

>this is the average faggot calling you a manlet on Veeky Forums

Many such cases. Sad.

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>favorite hobby, basketball
>I just have to train hard

Bullshit. He just needs to stand there and lightly hop to get it in.

>I am become Chad, Thunder of Cocks.

He also has to eat 5000 calories a day to stay alive and he still looks like Jack Skellington

>Bullshit. He just needs to stand there and lightly hop to get it in.

You just summed up Shaq's entire career.

>go long jamal
>go just a little bit rob

Poor guy. The scoliosis is eating him alive

Why doesn't he just blast roids?

i hope you are joking. prime shaq was a beast and didn't just stand there. this guy looks so fragile and has a high chance of breaking bones if he falls. he will never be able to play in nba and will probably be forced to use crutches or wheelchair in a few years

>16 years old

Heh heh, 3 second rule takes care of that strategy

When they get him to college basketball his coaches and trainers should be giving this guy numerous weight gain suppliments for him to put on bulk. Nigga could be a legit JoJo character if he put on 150 pounds

Id reckon he already has ton of health and especially heart problems, roids would just make them bigger

i feel really sad for him

>a full foot taller than me
damn.. It's already a bitch being as tall as I am. Couldn't imagine being that big.

he could make a fucking terrifying slenderman costume for halloween

>be 7'7 real life slenderman
>basketball is your hobby
>get to the "pro" level basketballing
>addicentally run into someone because you coudn't see him down there
>trip
>fall down
>crumble to pieces like a skeleton in a cartoon

The way he moves just seems unnatural and is kinda unsetteling.

>he is twice the size of the average manlet
kek

>From Romania

Makes sense

god that would be so many wings i would be in heaven

the average faggot who does this is 5'11, pretends he is 6' and then says anyone 5'10 or below is a manlet

i feel really bad for this kid, especially since his name is essentially bob bob

As someone who's 6'6", the idea of being this guy terrifies me.

Anyone has that webm of him running away after scoring? That half walk, half strut is a feat to behold. Its like another layer of humiliation.

Kek

He runs like that fucking John Lennon meme hahahaha holy fuck

makes me pretty sad desu, dude looks like he has to suffer quite a bit

0:18 FUCKING LOL

Anomalies are normal in Romania? Didn't know that.

>bob bob
Kek

But actually do feel bad for him. He looks deformed as hell. Like he is two children standing on top of each other in a big coat and the bottom one is on stilts.

Must be because of chernobyl

Why is his posture like that? Do roids and eat big to get big CMON YOU CAN BE THE BIGGEST BEAST ON EARTH COME ONNNN!

Its sad but also so funny lmao.

Wish him all the best tho.

DELET THIS

as a 5'11 faggot i can confirm

don't these supertall people die pretty early?

>5000 calories a day

Ones like him, definitely yes.

The ones that look actually healthy, sometimes no.

>leave them behind

Kek

How can manlets compete?

t..that's not true

>From Romania

What the fuck is it with eastern europe that all these slavs are giant skeletons.

I like America better. Our "tall" is around 6'2'', but we're all bulky (if not overweight).

from left to right:

>5'5
>5'7
>5'8
>6'0
>5'8
>5'10

He looks so fragile.

Hope it works out for him.

How much weight can he how to gain in a year?

the 2 on the far right are fucking hot

hes 16 though and still growing, so a large portion of calories go into that

>picture unrelated

This is really sad. He has ten years max before his heart fails.

Why can't they stick another heart in?

Good luck finding another 7ft guy to replace a heart.

The donor has to be within about 1/4 foot (3 inches) of height and 50 lbs of the recipient so that the heart is compatible.

proofs?

No i mean why can't he have another heart put in alongside his own?

Not a bad idea.

>go long
>basketball

do you understand how sports work

People with gigantism often suffer from numbness in their extremeties and other similar issues. Pumping blood around that massive body is going to take its toll.

>gigantism
He's 16.

>He's 16
and? they don't live for very long

kek

Hop? Nigger has to bend over to dunk.

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Well why not? If he's like 8ft tall with a normal sized heart just increase the size of the ventricles and chambers by fusing it to another one. It's a flawless plan.

Just use a moose heart, its closely related to him.

Finally, someone on my intellectual level.

I bet this tall ass faggot shitposts on /sp/ and /a/.

they already give people pigs hearts

So why can't they fuse two human hearts or engineer an oversized heart for oversized people?

How come giant women retain their proportions more or less but giant men dont?

They can give him an electric heart. He justs needs to carry a battery around but you erase every other problem

Because women are only good for looks so god needed to give them something to live for.

/sp/ pls go.

Their shape is given by fat distribution. Men look weird because they are lanklets and the muscles cant grow much if they are too long

shes not 7'7

he needs to eat more than 5000 cals but the retards probably wont let him

interesting interesting

its so obvious that he will get crippling depression

i want to be snu-snu'd into my grave by that middle giantess

youtube.com/watch?v=QxdIW4-29_M

I think the biggest thing probably holding him back is his heart. People who are very large tend to have heart problems. I hope he makes it though.

romania is baltic

>16 and still growing
>7 feet 7 inches tall

Sounds familiar.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Wadlow

R.I.P.

If i had a company I'd pay him to tape ads to his shirt and be a walking billboard

Whatever you have to tell yourself short stuff.

Why is his tilting his head it pisses me off

They actually do though.

So this is Chadius Maximus

Feels good being 5.9 in the mediterranean and still be way above average.

>manlets, when will they learn

goddamn he looks like a human stick bug

it's uncanny valley tier shit

>can't sit in chairs correctly
Bet you anything he's wished he was shorter at some points. Just thinking of him driving makes me feel sorry for him.

What are you talking about? People with actual gigantism and who aren't just tall never live a normal life span due to their enlarged heart just giving out.

don even worry ya'll, das jus ma nigga from sector 9

Immediately thought of this.

Good damned skinny's

could be a bitchin slenderman for halloween

He's a big guy

7'6 is now officially the manlet cutoff height

>look up this guy
> "He has been the subject of medical studies nearly his entire life, leading to the prevailing opinion Bobroczky's frame is a result of genetics, not hormonal imbalance.[2]"

Holy shit, he's 100% natty

>Romania
>Borders the Black Sea
>Baltic

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Holy shit famalam those tits are fucking NOICE