My dick is 4'3 inches long

You cant even please anime girls with that. Maybe get a rodent fetish?

that's small.

same

nice meme dude lol

sucks to be you i guess, get a hydromax

My dick is 6.9'' long and 5.9'' in girth, I now know for a fact that 99.9% of guys e stat their girth or get it wrong because my dick is very very thick, It doesn't look overwhelmingly big but it's big enough that the condoms they sell at the supermarket or pharmacies are too tight and choke the boner away.

One time I ignored it and lubed my dick up enough to fit a regular sized condom on and fucked the girl anyway, it hurt but I was drunk enough to ignore it. I ended up rupturing something and ended up with a ping pong ball sized lump on one side of the dick, couldn't get it up for 2 weeks after and now years later there's still a dark mark from it.

Anal is always off the cards unless the girl has extensive experience with it because of my girth and I have to buy my condoms from a sex store like a fucking degenerate, all while my dick doesn't even look that big, and I can't go around saying I have a huge dick.

The grass is greener friends.

Bro, you're huge. What are talking about.

It doesn't even look big, and looks nothing like in pornos, it just fits in proportion to the rest of me, I'm slightly above average height with a very wide frame.

4' girth i feel you

>tfw literal 8"x5.5" but incredibly autistic and rarely use it

porno use special lenses with special perspectives.

I don't know how or why anybody with less than 6 inches would bother with life.

Maybe if you could achieve some sort of ascetic asexual nirvana but I doubt it.

Your dick sizes are so big that they're measured in feet and you're bitching?

same boat user

6 girth is as rare as 8 length but its become the new popular norm to estat, probably a lot of dudes measuring girth so far down the base they're adding half the sack as well. 6" cock head and mid shaft is ridiculous and would make even oral practically impossible.

Honestly it doesn't bother me that much, i don't even really care about girls pleasure (not that i get laid anyhow), but it would be "cool" to have bigger dick

Dude, you have a porno sized dick. I believe James Deen is below 7 inches. Even the HUGE ones are actually only like 8 inches. The biggest of the big are like 8.5. There might be one or two with a 9 inch dick (and I think one of them does gay porn and uses a pump on his dick).

There's a blog that examines this, and provides evidence to show that they flat out aren't as big as they make them seem. Women have smaller hands than men, and many women in porn are 5'4" and below. A lot of dicks will look huge next to a 5' girl. When they measure in porn videos, they basically always do it wrong. Women also are just awful at eyeing how large one is. Many will say they've fucked a 10" one, but that's only if they've been with the top 1% of the 1% of guys.

I never believe this. I'm 7.8x5.5 and condoms don't cause me pain, that's fucking stupid. I've seen drunk girls put condoms on vodka bottles just fine. Get the fuck outta here with your rupture bullshit. And on top of that I'm a massive faggot that fucks people in the ass and gets fucked by dicks similar and bigger than mine. I've seen dicks with girth bigger than 6 wear magnums just fine so stop acting like a colossal faggot that has to buy special condoms with your special penis

Yeah never fit more than the tip down a girls throat, and they all claim they can deepthroat 8'' monsters.

Yeah if i didn't have proof of how impractical 6'' girth was I would think every second guy has it, but there's no way.

And it just doesn't look that big on me.

then you're over estimating your dick size, a 5.5'' would be right on the borderline but it should be pretty tight, a .1'' rounded up here and there add up.

Also a vodka bottle isn't a penis.

You have a fat dick but it isn't crazy, I've seen plenty bigger that fit in a magnum just fine

magnums aren't normal sized condoms they're large and they don't sell large ones in supermarkets etc where I live.

That is an odd thing for a town not to have, is Trojan not popular where you live

5.5 isn't considered a fat dick.
I was always under the impression that 6 is where thick started.
Guess the guys on that forum and people in porn lied to me.

I was talking to the guy who said is dick is 6. Not the 5.5 homo guy

I don't think my dick is a hair longer than 5".

I'm 6"x6" feels bad man, I just want one or two more inches and I'm set for life

Only really have skyn, durex or some natural ones, at my local sex store they have four seasons which come in large sizes.

Girth is severly exaggerated, the average is 4.59 so 5.5 is around 20% above average, that's the same as a 7.2'' long dick. And this is in terms of real dick size where 8'' is in the top 99th percentile.

cute

Ah, okay.
Because I honestly thought that having 6 inch girth meant that I was in the thick range but not ridiculously so.
But with 5.5 being considered thick it made me feel a bit nervous.

dont worry about it, worry about something you can actually change.
also get off Veeky Forums

Thickness is what's important. Women prefer a shorter but fatter one over a long skinny one. Vaginas aren't just an endless chasm. That's why in porn you don't see guys putting all 7 inches in a girl at once.

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six inches girth
nine inches length
only gone balls deep in a few women
half of them were hatefucks and I got off on making them scream bloody murder and cum

That's about .3 inches bigger than this guys.

9" length 6" girth here. I was in a frat in college and saw a lot of dicks, hundreds of erect dicks as people fucked in our house and I've never seen a penis under 5.5". They just don't exist.

You might actually be able to find a girl who gets a lot of pain from sex who is willing to have sex with you if you have a baby dick. Normal girls will laugh at you and snap a picture before leaving you blue balled if you're literally only 4.5" though.

Statistically speaking you're both lying and on the off chance one of you are telling the truth your dick is just short of the biggest dicks ever recorded and you probably have trouble getting them up/having sex.

Either way I can say with absolute certainty that two people with 9x6 didn't happen to see a thread about dick size on a thaiwanese basket weaving image board. That would be less likely than me winning lotto today.

>claims to have one of the largest dicks in the world, larger than that of the vast overwhelming majority of pornstars
>looks at hundreds of dicks

lol

kek

How do I measure girth

wrap a bit of paper around your dick, mark where the two ends meet, then spread it out on a flat surface and measure as usual

I've posted proof here before.
And I've been a Veeky Forums regular for more years then I want to admit.

Most women see 4.5inches as normal. Many women see dicks in the 7 inches range as huge or "10 inchers"
They're not good at measuring things, and simply attribute relative numbers to things, not actual numbers.

Fucking no fap and no porn...
Goddamnit cute Asian chicks with round honey colored asses are my weakness.

even if its gigantic bro you're most likely measuring wrong, penises just don't work like that.

I have too much skin on my penis so I've never had sex for fear that girls would be grossed out by my weird dick.

Might as well take advantage of your other feminine features and become a fuckhole

Work like what? What are you talking about.

Lose weight, I had crazy long foreskin that tightening up to normal when I got lean

>anime poster getting off Veeky Forums
you cant treat cancer that easily user

normal sized US condoms are like 52-52mm, and the large ones are like 56-57mm, but I have 6" girth and I have to get 69mm width ones from a company called mysize

This guy knows, and yeah 52-54 are all you can get in supermarkets etc. I need around 60mm

People don't just casually have 9x6, some people have freakishly large penises but rarely 9x6, it's like some guy who's 7'5'' posting in a height thread casually, penises don't just grow that big, it's not how dicks work.

>4 feet 3 inches

>People don't just casually have 9x6, some people have freakishly large penises but rarely 9x6, it's like some guy who's 7'5'' posting in a height thread casually, penises don't just grow that big, it's not how dicks work.

But my dick is that size.
Just because everyone doesn't like...have that doesn't mean that I do not.
I'm not even ridiculously huge or anything it's just really above normal.

>5.5 inches
>4.75 inches
>Just not good enough to please a woman

>6'3"
>told by many that I should model
>5.5"x3.5"

Better luck next time

>My dick is 4'3 inches long

Don't you mean 4'3 inches short?