>you didn't bring that bland chicken and broccoli to the potluck again did you user? try some of the cake I made!
You didn't bring that bland chicken and broccoli to the potluck again did you user? try some of the cake I made!
Jace Long
Zachary Jackson
>cake
Ryan Morgan
>enjoy your empty c-carbs
>"what?"
>y-you too
Liam Kelly
Fuck you, copying this from ck
Robert Jones
if you eat clean you are autistic
Luis Russell
...
Josiah Watson
Implying I didn't bring a crate milk gallons.
Josiah Wilson
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Owen Sanchez
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Connor Rogers
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Ryan Johnson
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Nathaniel Rodriguez
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Justin Nelson
>40462599
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Alexander Russell
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Lucas Reyes
I just eat it to not look like a sperg
>tfw 20%bf
Jayden Jackson
You're cute, but not cute enough to steal my gains. Shoo! Shoo!
Jason Carter
shoo shoo gains goblin
Connor Roberts
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Samuel Harris
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Parker Nelson
why cant you guys just say
>"nah I'm kinda followin a strict diet for my training right now linda, appreciate the offer though"
pretending to be a normie to get your way is fucking easy
Jordan Rivera
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Noah Wright
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Isaiah Garcia
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Bentley Jenkins
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Luke Anderson
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Thomas Barnes
Why would anybody bring something like that to a potluck when there are plenty of tasty things with good macros you could bring instead, like chili, or a black bean dip, or pan-fried whitefish.
Leo Carter
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Jordan Jones
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Joshua Davis
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Hudson King
Your still gonna fuck me even if I don't bring anything so why even pretend
>I brought a bottle of suntory and a bottle of becherovka tho
Oliver Williams
Who the fuck scrolls the first page?
Do you guys not go right to the catalog?
Brody Edwards
shoo gains goblin!
Luke Diaz
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Levi Reyes
shes not hot enough to be a gain goblin, sure as shit wont eat any of her cake
Christian Thompson
>not eating the cake so they think you're not a gymcel and just naturally gifted with an awesome body, also, that you're willing to have fun and you're a joy to be around.
Ian Scott
>Shoo shoo Gains Goblin!
Brandon Bailey
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Logan Edwards
Shoo shoo goblin!!
Isaiah Perez
>He makes bland food
Jesus christ you fucking autist, it's not that hard to make flavorful food. Just learn how to make a sauce or a homemade marinade. Here's one I found in like one fucking second of searching
-Half a cup port
-Two tbspns cherries
-Stick it in a hot pan
-Simmer it down
-Optionally mix it with butter or cream to thicken it
THAT'S IT.
Fucking hell, you can eat healthily without every meal being dry af reheated chicken with some greens. Sautee green beans instead of broccoli. In fact, ONLY use broccoli if you have a strong sauce, since the buds of broccoli have a high surface area/volume ration, so you can pack in a lot of flavor.
Also The Frog Commissary. If I could only work with one cookbook ever again, it would be this one. Frog is literally one of the best restaurants I've ever found, and almost all of the recipes can be retooled to be healthier if they aren't what you want.
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Sebastian Clark
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Aaron Harris
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Jose Watson
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Chase Young
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Jayden Anderson
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James Foster
Because not everyone is a fucking faggot like you.
Angel Murphy
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Adam Foster
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Oliver Walker
GAINS GOBLIN
Luke Rodriguez
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Brandon Jenkins
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Juan Bell
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Dominic Hill
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN, GET YI GONE!
Gabriel Davis
SHOO!
Adam Clark
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Bentley Diaz
Shit on a cut.
Caleb Miller
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Dylan Taylor
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Parker Thompson
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Dominic Phillips
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Brayden Ward
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Nicholas Sanders
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Sebastian Martin
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Austin Morgan
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Luke Carter
>I am the gains goblin gobbler, I will gobble all the gains the gains goblin has gobbled.
Julian Clark
found the fag that cant into spices
Chase Wilson
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Kayden Wood
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Christian Morales
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Ethan Cooper
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Leo Campbell
that is an awful infographic though (as most infographs) and it was probably made by and for people that can't cook for SHIT.
Kill yoruselfef.f
Aiden Walker
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Elijah Anderson
My chicken is glorious. Learn to cook faggots
Ian Baker
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Julian Hughes
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Kek
Carson Stewart
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Isaac Cox
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Ethan Stewart
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Landon Campbell
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Cameron Jones
>>you didn't bring that bland chicken and broccoli to the potluck again
>again
ok that made me lol
Matthew Evans
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Evan Foster
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Jeremiah Turner
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Elijah Jackson
doesnt' matter guys on Veeky Forums like unhealthy girls anyways. 90% of all girls who are curvy or thicc are simply fat. same with skinny-fat girls. get real fuckers. you all are chubby chasers. your selection is counter, your selection is contradictory.
Leo Wilson
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Benjamin Richardson
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Gabriel Butler
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Thomas Peterson
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John Walker
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Dominic Hughes
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Lincoln Stewart
God I hate this, the one old bitch I work with who is all about that "healthy living" always brings the worst (most delicious) sweets to work, it's so tempting!! Fucking gains goblin
Julian Turner
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Justin Baker
Is this really shitty information? I've been looking to improve my cooking lately and don't know how to go about it.
Nathaniel Wright
desu that's what I do too.
>Keep no junk food in the house
>Keep no sweets aside from fruit in the house
>Occasionally lose my mind and bake a cake while crying to myself that it's alright because I use stevia in place of sugar
>Bring it to work the next day so I only eat one slice and everyone else finishes it for me
>Crisis averted
Sorry for your lost gains, everybody.
Noah Foster
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Alexander Taylor
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Austin Rivera
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Hunter Campbell
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