Krzzzhh

Is this literally your first five seconds on Veeky Forums?

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>see a sips can in my gym

I thought this was just shitposting

>woke up to study early
>took tramadol for shoulder pain (injured fag here)
>ate chicken and bocoli with quinoa and SIPS for breakfast
>now laying in bed studying and vaping on some potent chronic

wish me luck bros these midterms are ending my like rn

New fitizen here friends, I dont get this meme

So lurk more and don't post shit like this

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Ah, thats a funny meme. Thanks friend!

Rim my asshole, faggot

>Rim my asshole
Is this a meme? I just got here and can't be bothered to figure shit out for myself, so I'm going to demand that you explain it to me. I also do this when I enter a grocery store--I ask a cashier where shit is instead of using my eyeballs to read the many signs that could tell me the same information. Saves me time. Fuck everyone else.

so i get the meme, kinda funny. but reading the nutrition label, nothing crazy really pops out at me. even aspartame fags cant complain.

just seems expensive to rely on all the time irl

>not drinking the superior sip

This stuff doesn't work on me. Why am I immune??? REEEEE

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ITT: post your favorite paninis

GOAT RARE PANINI

Cut your nails faggot

S I P B O Y S

>Be employed by Monsters marketing department
>Create a shitty forced meme on Veeky Forums about drinking Monster
>Cash in on the NEETbux
>???
>Profit

Fixed it for ya

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>Employed
>NEET
pick one

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SSSSSIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPP

Never seen that rockstar before.
How is it?

>sipposting

Sickly sweet

Only good Rockstar is the lime one in the bright green can, and the cola (RIP)

>Try one because of the memes
>Much better than regular Monster
>Feel the urge to vomit halfway through
>Finish rest of can
>Heart is racing and I have to hold back the urge to vomit in class
What the fuck is in this stuff
It's not the caffeine since I can handle a ton of that

WRONG
Bro there are lots of good rockstars. The white and black that has 240mg caff is good. Plus the camo green one is good and the boom rockstar ones are delicious but insanely sweet.

Youre gay now thats all

How I imagine you faggets look

Maybe the B vitamins?

I don't know, I just feel sick by the end of most full-sugar ones, that's why I switched to the meme Monster variants.
Don't think I've tried the Boom ones, what does the "whipped" flavor signify? Are they like the Nitrous Monsters, bc those are stupid good.

Wow yet another newfag posting this shit in a sip thread

Dude you kids kill me. Its not even a meme. IF youve seriously never had a monster before this shit started on here youve probably led an extremely boring and vanilla life.
Either way ya the full sugar ones arent that good, the ultra flavors are legit better.
And the whipped ones are thicker, almost creamy. Ad if you didnt like the sugary monsters youll hate the whipped cause theyre super fucking sweet.

By meme I meant the zero versions, I had assumed they were just an inferior replica of the normal ones like Diet Coke, and I could never dig the normal flavor even as a soda-addicted teenager since they had a weird sweetness that rubbed me the wrong way. Was always more of a Red Bull guy until I branched out a little

This. Sipping was a thing way before last September. It's an excellent preworkout. Now it just happens to also be an A E S T H E T I C M E M E

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Red bull is trash. The only good one is the red cranberry flavor.

>pre workout
Now that is the meme part. Id never drink that shit for a pre workout. Just the occasional one when im groggy but need to get work done.
All you need for pre is DMAA, if you arent one that youre still a dyel.

I feel sorry for this kid. I thought he was just fucking around at first but he seems to treat his reviews very seriously. I don't know if he has a mental deficiency or if he's just delusional but I want him to stop and get a real job :^( his dream is dead. He's not gonna make it.

>Red bull is trash
Nah, it's the most easily drinkable of the energy drinks, short of this one obscure brand I'm never able to find (Tornado). Plus it's a smaller quantity so you don't feel prediabetic after finishing one

He's self-aware of how autistic the reviews seem to outsiders but he does them anyway because he knows a lot of people weirdly enjoy them, he posts (or posted) on /r9k/ occasionally and is actually really nice. Used to post on Veeky Forums too but the Joey assholes ran him off.

>it's a smaller quantity
Thats a stupid reason to choose it. You could just go with a 5 hour at that point. Red bull taste like battery acid.
How new to the internet are you?

>How new to the internet are you?
-sips you in the balls-
I SAID SIP THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!

yeah but i'm 6'0 200lbs roid head i need more than 100mg of caffeine to feel something

>roiding for 6'0 200lbs

Fell for the meme this morning. Actually wasn't bad. This was probably the first energy drink that has made me feel 'awake' in awhile. Thanks Monster's Veeky Forums marketing team. Unfortunately my body immediately builds a resistance to any substance I put into it so this is the begging of the end

Better tasting sips

This is without a doubt the worst tasting shit on the planet.

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only drink like 1 a week and you'll be fine. i use them for watch when i've got the 02-07 and it helps keep me awake nicely.

Navy?
Rate?

lol

No it doesn't

You are without a doubt the biggest pussy on the planet

Because i dont like sugar free red bull? That doesnt make any sense. Stay dumb friend.

>5 hour watches in fleet
>tfw still in training command
soon sipmates.

Because there are PLENTY of worse tasting things in the world than a fucking redbull you massive faggot

>half way through squats
>realise weight is too heavy
>stuck at bottom of squat
>realise I forgot to take my hourly sips
>buddy pours some sips into my mouth for me
>don't realise it is sips ultra
>accidentally do to many squats
>mfw

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>S I P B O Y S
> see me in the club with it tatted on my chest

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>swervin on them sips

Lol recently started browsing fit
Glad to see you guys like monster

>#viewsfromthesips

Nice

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>energy drinks
>vaping
>pharmaceuticals

Remember when this used to be HEALTH and fitness?

>caffeine and b vitamins make a great pre workout

Big surprise faggot, too bad a banana and a cup of coffee are significantly better for you.

Read the sticky dumb-shits.

SIPFAGS BTFO

*sips fedora*

>dumb-sips

BUTT-OBLITERATED RED BULL SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Bananas are disgusting and for low test faggots

>phallic
>fruit
Paging Dr. Freud

someone explain this meme to me i haven't been on this board in awhile

>I NEED DRUGS TO FEEL GOOD

1. Lurk more
2. You can find an explanation in this fucking thread you lazy piece of shit

it's all sips bro

Can some user with a big cock send a picture of their dick next to a sips™ can to this address?
[email protected]
I'm not gay or anything, i just wanna send it to a friend who I know browses Veeky Forums.

Thanks

Check your inbox

can I get a quick rundown on this meme? haven't visited fit lately

This sip was on sale, 4 for $5 at Giant
Gainz will be off the charts

Someone forced a really bad meme and it caught on

Just like high school