What would it take for you to give up lifting?

God this statement bothers me, you have no reason to assume she's underage you're just being a fucking Mongoloid for no reason

>inb4 joke's on you I was just pretending

That's a dude

>Mariners mascot is a Moose

Are Seattlites retarded?

if it was i'd suck his dick

How's your basketball team doing this year ?

>boom

That shit should be illegal. How they expect dudes not to jump over the counter and rape her?

>rapey comment
>poor english

Really makes you think.

Eternal life, youth, and infinite memory space

Both knees explode from hole bounce squatting

and gag on it

The ability to bang this girl any way i wanted, forever, eventually I'd be doing messed up evil shit to her just to get off. Making her drink her own enema juice would just be the start, probs after a month...

Forsooth, with that suave approach she would choose you as a suitor henceforth !

>care for a joust ?

lads what a psycho we got on our hands

To be naturally attractive and strong.
So nothing.

lel mate she would be my personal toilet 2 days in

reefer to

Americans have this weird thing about girls who look young.
Hell, I moved to Canada, half the people here don't know that our age of consent is 16 not 18.

i wish

you mean that we like them or that theyre off limits?

off limits

like I've banged 14 year old girls (legal in my country) because they're hot as shit and are physically developed, in America you'd prob get shot

I'd have to be Veeky Forums and there'd be no way for me to lose my gains.

Realistically injury or death. I enjoy it too much and I hate myself too much to give it up.

she doesn't actually

yeah you would

The day when I can go to an /a/ or /cgl/ convention and have the 8/10 slutty cosplayer fuck me. Bonus points if she done nude modeling (i.e. SG, cosplay deviants). After all that I know I have made it and I can stop lifting...

Sorry to hear that my man, hope you recover soon

A bad head cold. I've had one for a week and I can't lift without getting dizzy.

>Discovered yesterday
More like a week ago
Me too senpai
Yes
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuu

The real zinger is that I think I went to highschool with her (as an upperclassmen)

>tfw scandinavian
>tfw you can fuck a girl the day she turns 16
>jailbait is literally legal
>fun fact: you can legally have sex with a 16 year old, but she's still considered a child in the law, so if you have nude photos of her you can be charged with owning child pornography

yeah me too everybody smashed you should have been there

it's 15, and if the girl willingly sent you the pics you will not get in trouble

>Implying i ever started in the first place

age of consent is 16 or under in all europe, and basically everywhere except in murica and shitistan.

So unless you're spanish and have fucked a 13 yo girl just shut up, nobody care.

Getting to assfuck a new, hot girl every week.
Then I would consider stop lifting.

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A ruptured tendon. Haven't lifted since October because of it.

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What is it with mexican girls and being super skinny with a phat ass? Used to hook up with a mexican chick that was thin as a stick but had a huge bubble butt.

Girl was batshit crazy though, kind to verbally degrade herself while blowing you

never marry a full mexican/hispanic girl.

they all get fucking fat.

Yeah when they're like 15. Stomach catches up after high school.

Yeah, a lot of mexican girls on campus are built like a mini-fridge

The good thing about Latinas is a general acceptance of cosmetic surgery. My wife and her sister both had work done, mom too I think. They look great.

A debilitating injury.

Catches up later in life because of a couple of issues:
Shit diet catches up with them, popping kids out with machine gun efficiency, and their boyfriend pedro never wrangling in this shit...shit, he is most of the problem impregnating her every 10 months and letting her eat like shit. They are prime if u take care of them though

There was a time I could bench over three hundred. With a major head cold one time, I did it. You cough with weights like that over your head? You could crush your neck.

It's the mexican diet that's the problem, not the girls

>rice
>beans
>everything get's pan fried
>tortillas at every meal
>sweet breads for breakfast every fuckin day
>even MORE carbs

Natural is better,bro.

>mfw I do this even though I'm not handsome or even fit
Is it narcissism or just good self esteem?

Dude I've taken steroids for the last 3 years. Natural is for people who don't even try.

>everyone itt who doesnt know that 16 is legal in most of america

What the fuck are you on about.
I live in NYC, not the white parts. I see Mexicans all day err day, along with Dominicans, puerto ricans, blacks, cubans and pretty much everything non white.
The Mexican build is this retarded broad, flat board shape. RARELY do Mexican girls have nice round asses, and when they do, they don't look Mexican.

fishnets confirmed for making things 10x hotter.

jesus christ you are right. so many mexican women I know/have met have had that birthing pregnant tummy look.

>still images
>the year of our lord 2017

...

Only if I became god

>plastic women
>the year of our lord 2017

SAUCE

Apparently not much since I've given up about 40 times

What's the point of being god if you're not gonna lift the ultimate weight?

Kek, you're pathetic dude.

If I could maintain my strength and size without lifting I would maybe stop.

thingken about it already. after 4 years i think gains only attracts sluts.

not the shy qt girls im interested in. they probably think im a huge player that just wants the fuck but im a relationship only guy *tips fedora*

this is someone's daughter

But many places have these retarded age difference laws

what a lucky guy

Nothing
my body is my glory

>marrying a spic
>not seeing the irony in this post

confirmed retard

As a Mexican I can confirm

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>2017
>women have become complete whores

i wonder who could be behind this

Perhaps you can just focus on your squat for now.

This girl is hot as fuck but why are there 4+ threads with her pics? Is this some pr shit for her?

>(((who)))

>Dressed as EDM skank
>Has already formed 1000 cock stare and premature wrinkles from the amount of times she's been someones cumrag before being tossed away.

Yeah... She's a good looking slut but considering she's already used up and completely lacking class I wouldn't consider her "hot".

Most likely OP is obsessed with her and is including her in all of his threads because he likes the taste of other mens semen.

is she an actual whore? like could I hire her?

She'd be dead in a few days with me, I'd have to find ways to preserve a body for at least 5 decades

no. she is just some barista at some place that makes all female employees dress like skanks.

a girlfriend

:/

So they work as baristas, but half naked?

possibly the latter because why else would people stay being active? there are several answers but good luck living for long because inactivity is never good. I find being more intrinsically motivation is the best for this situation.
fucking hell this, a typical mexican diet is very carb based and its hard at first to distance oneself from it. But in the end, its worth it or just be a lanky runner and eat all the carbs you want if you enjoy doing that.

i guarantee you that a high percentage of those "baristas" are tricking.

like, it's a terribly kept secret what those lingerie coffee stands actually are.

Permanent Bodily perfection through magic or something, or injury.

>makes

its a beautiful world is it not?

Ethan?

i hate this image

id drink the coffee if she shits out the beans like that one animal does

I do this too. I have medium tier self-esteem. I think I look good but it's like I'm looking because I'm worried I don't.