Sexual health

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Quick question since this is the only masturbation thread, if I wank and not ejaculate, will it create mustard gas and ruin me or is it alright?

Your balls explode when you're sleeping

Prayer helps
It helped me

What's that?

why are you taking birth control if you ain't getting any cum in your pussy dumbass.

I'm not? I said I'm thinking of taking it in order to kill my sex drive.

shove a twig up your vagoo and you won't want to touch to ever again senpai

if you are with the vast majority of women then that shit won't kill your sex drive it actually might increase it. as said by webmd.com/sex/birth-control/features/the-pill-and-desire

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Have lots of sex?

Ugghh... That doesn't sound too good. Not that I wasn't prepared to be disappointed. Is there really no way over it...

I'm permavirgin autist, so no pussy for me. At this point I've completely given up any hope for a relationship. So not really an option:/

ACDC FOR LGBT

just go on some gay dating app
every other homo is also a desperate autist so you should have lots of luck

I Have the same problem as a male.
Posted asking questions about it a few times. And never got any serious answers

If anyone remembers
>I ended up fucking my lawyer
>Also fucked my receptionist and she didn't ruin my life with blackmail.
>Also ended up fucking one of employees older sister

Still haven't found a way to reduce it.

I'm not interested in hookups, and because of my autism I can't even manage a normal friendship. I just want to give up on all human contact and become a cool, wise, asexual hermit witch:/ But because of the sex drive I can't give up properly.

No fap is the only way

Talk to a psychiatrist. It's a common problem.

Does it work with females too? I've tried it before, but after a month I had to give up.

Yes off course.
If it is all about quitting masturbation then you shouldn't do it.

Huh? It's pointless for me after all then!

do you work out user

Every girl I know on bc is more emotional and moody

I mean you should not do masturbation. Quite poorly worded.
Just quit masturbation

Why don't you just enjoy masturbating instead

Why don't you accept how you are and make the best of it?
If you're so horny make it a habit to work out and then jerk off, you will not feel guilty for doing that after a hard workout.
And if you look better maybe a chick will talk to you, you chicks talk with each other all the time no? I literally cannot imagine a autist female, I've seen one rarely and I don't even know how that is possible unless you have a fucked up face and bad hygiene.

masturbate but stop watching porn, that might help.

Of course not. It doesn't work for males either. Private yourself from masturbation will not decrease your libido, it may even cause strange sexual deviations.
Ask any doctor ever if is there a benefit from doing it. 100% will say "no".

>mentally ill pervert is horny all the time

Wow neat. I've heard bleach curbs sexual appetite OP.

I'm sure you do, dyke.

I do bodyweight exercises at home, but it's still mostly cardio for me. I want to go to the gym, but it's expensive and since I've never properly lifted weights I know I'm going to embarrass myself by not knowing what I should do. I have some coupons now, though, so I guess I should just go regardless of my stupid fears...

It takes so much time and distracts me! On that note, I should quit Veeky Forums too...

Get a good dicking. Once you have enough sex you'll get bored of it.

I already fucking told you. Go to a fucking psychiatrist, that's a common problem.

how long do you do each exercise?

Read SS. You will know more than the PTs.

The problem is I don't want to be a shitty wanker. I want to spend my time on being productive, or at least doing something I actually enjoy like reading or hiking. But I can't even read when all I can think of is fucking vaginas!
Oh, and I look average I guess, I'm normal weight and my hygiene is okay too, I'm fairly intelligent and able to converse normally, so that's not the problem. I talk to females constantly. But because of my social autism I cannot handle any kind of relationships deeper than "acquaintance". So I just want to give up and abandon it all in order to find enlightenment or something. Why is it so difficult...

I don't even watch porn. I can't get off to that. My own imagination is way better.

Didn't mean to quote you. But yeah, that's what I thought and that's how it works for me.

Hetero shit is absolutely disgusting.

>Go to the gym
>Do SS hypertrophy instead of strength
>get gains
>lesbos admiring your physique will take the lead since you're attractive
>???

I guess that's the only way then...

Depends of what exercise I'm doing...

I'll try SS then. Thanks. But I'm exercising only for the sake of my health, and because I don't want other people to think I'm permavirgin because I look disgusting. Someone approaching me would be a problem because I'd just get my hopes up.

Take psychedelics and work through it mentally

Do those actually work?

So you have a shit body and a shit mind, fix it.

Go get fit and reconnect with nature n shit, the mental changes will follow if you avoid degenerate internet porn. Nofap.

I treat them as both recreational and medicinal. If I'm in a good mental/physical state they're recreational. Medicinal if I need to work through some shit. I can't enjoy the trip as much as I would, but the afterglow and weeks to months after are worth it.

they work if you want them to work

if you want to wallow in self pity then dont go near them

I'm doing those already, but I see no change in my sex drive:/

you dont want to kill your sex drive

you will miss it when its gone

This. They will amplify the whole spectrum of emotion, so if you're a pity party you're gonna have a bad time.

However, if you let them do their work and don't resist the thoughts that come up you can have an enlightening experience. If you have a close friend to talk to or sit with you during or after it's even better. The capacity for emotional engagement and processes are magnified after a psychedelic trip (or MDMA)

Sidenote: You have less control of your thought process and 'Who you are' the more intense the trip is. There's a direct correlation of reduced brain activity in your 'self identity' regions and the more potent the trip is (Studied in MRI's with psilocybin)

I hear electricity will do the trick

So they might actually reduce sex drive? Are they dangerous? I've never done any drugs. I've used antidepressants, though, with little result on that regard.

So no changes, yet. Keep trying. If you can observe an improvement in spaces between the thoughts or the intensity then you just have to keep going.

A slow upward improvement is better than crashing hard and giving up. Kinda like dieting huh?

Believe me, I wont.

Having a crippling depression is the best solution for your problem

Bad time upcoming then. But I don't have any friends and I don't even know how find a dealer... I'm kinda curious now, but also a bit scared. i mean, there surely are some side effects?

They only allow you to change the way you think if you're open to it.

Psychedelics will affect everything serotonin has an effect on. So pretty much all systems. Pupils dilate, your muscles/fascia/organs will shift slightly throughout in a wavy pattern, you'll urinate at weird intervals, appetite will be suppressed for half of the trip and you might feel weird twitches in your muscles.

That's just the physical. Mentally you disconnect from yourself to some degree giving you the ability to see things from a different perspective. Shit will look weird, the walls might breathe or bend. Fractal or geometric patterns will reveal themselves on your carpet or general decor. You might see faces where there isn't one.

Don't be scared by this, it's all temporary and fear will only bring you anxiety and a bad trip.

Good luck. I recommend shrooms for a first time

I have crippling depression and masturbate because it's the only thing that makes me happy

This is about as simple as I can put it.

Psychedelics like shrooms and acid will send most bodily systems out of homeostasis. The intensity of this, which is related to the intensity of the trip, is determined by your body, the dose and the setting (Where you are).

This 'chaotic' resetting of bodily systems as I like to put it only lasts during the peak and the next few hours of the trip. Your body and mind return to homeostasis as the drugs are processed, this is GOOD. Homeostasis imbalances are why a lot of us feel like shit.

Nothing physically can go wrong from just taking these drugs. You can only hurt yourself if you intend to. Don't go jumping off roofs.

True. Maybe I'm just being impatient. It's just frustrating that I cannot see any improvement. Or then there's really nothing to be done but to wait for menopause...

Take a note op

Tried this too. Didn't work for me unfortunately.

So there is a female lesbian version of fit as well... just when you thought you knew everything about this board.

I'm 5 years in to my rehab of 24 years of sedentryism after having smashing my teeth on to a brick as a kid. My skull shifted off my neck backwards and no one ever thought to take me to a cranial specialist. I recently got it manipulated back on and the change is amazing.

Your journey may just be beginning, you'll have "Click" moments a long the way

Wow. That sounds amazing. But scary as well. I cannot imagine being able to take shrooms and being calm and collected at the same time, though. I guess I should try it some day. Thanks for the tip!

Yeah, that sounds cool, all right. Maybe I really should try it...

anyone else get unreasonably frustrated at how naive most girls are

>been having chronic testicular aches for almost a year now
>urologist says its probably an enlarged vein in my ballsack
>sexual urges are completely nonexistent
>too poor for returning doctor visits

FUCKING HELP ME SOMEONE FOR FUCKS SAKE I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR MONTHS NOW

Scary is good, new experiences are good. They build adversity, psyches force you to face the shit in your mind that you've been pushing away for who knows how long.

People who shy away from trying psychedelics will shut down the idea without even considering researching the facts. They show they are safe if used in the appropriate setting and dose

Yup. Can you blame them? Most accept the programming from birth to only care about superficial things.

There's always something new to learn, I guess.

Wow. I guess I have no reason to complain. It's great to hear things are looking better for you, though. And you are right. I'll keep on trying different things, and surely something will "click", eventually. And it's not like my libido is threatening my life or anything anyways.

Sorry to hear that. I wish I could trade with you...

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Nice LARP bro.

Get some proper treatment.

You heard correctly

travel to Nepal and meet the monks of the mountains
Train abstinence, purity, patience, and fortitude
Become one with the world

Only then will you be better

This is why females, just as males should be circumcised, inshallah

I've honestly thought about this. I would probably go if my work wasn't so important for me.

Women can't be productive, Allah has created you to be empty vessels to carry forth a new generation of his soldiers.

Assuming you're between the ages of 15 and 25 your hormones are probably still fucked up. I jacked it multiple times a day until I was 23.

Oh, I hope this is true! How much do you jack off now? Considerably less?

just go out and get banged doofus. Human interaction is essential for what we are as human beings and once you feel that sweet sweet pussy from another stranger you got two choices: experience all of the sex maybe take a finger up the ass and if you're bold get railed by some actual dick or realize that getting laid is really not all of what it's cracked out to be because you spend so long fantasizing about it.
How can you claim that crippling autism wont let you be a good person if you dont even take a chance?
>Don't go jumping off roofs.
truer words have never been said, psychedelics are all about changing your perception and only good things can come from these changes...unless you are such a piece of shit that all you can come up with is bad things

It's not funny faggot. I'm becoming infertile at 25

>horny all the time
>wants to take pills that alters the levels of multiple hormones in your body instead of just fapping

my dong is on red alert 90% of the day and that doesn't stop me from enjoying the shit I love

I don't want sex, though. I mean, I'm horny as hell, but the thought of actually, physically, having sex is just disgusting. If it's me doing it, that is. Other people aren't gross or anything, I am the gross one. I don't even have any expectations, my libido is just way too high. I don't want to be a degenerate slut, I want to stay virgin my whole life.

And believe, me I've tried and taken the chance, with relationships. On the outside I'm normal, so I have no trouble finding friends. But all of those relationships have failed because of me. I have no friends let alone hope left.