This is what sip boys want. Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't

How many calories you ask? As many calories as there are independently verified instances of "Big Mike" Patton using gear, my friend. ZERO.

ITS ALMOST HERE BOYS

The cans are aesthetic as hell. The embossed designs make me feel like royalty as I sipp

Non-shitposting question about Sips
I know the normal white version tastes like a better version of normal Monster, what flavor are the black, red, and blue ones?

SO HYPE

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You'd think so, right?

user, I have four words for you. Nectar of the gods.

caffeineinformer.com/monster-zero-ultra-energy-drink

red SIP master race

That stuff gives me the shits

Could some user with a big cock send.me a picture of his dick next to a sip™ can? No homo or anything.
Send to:
[email protected]

Thanks

S I P B O Y S

Smells like perfume. Has a horrible taste.

things non-sipper faggots say

Nice trips. Check my trips.

Thats how heart attacks are made

Am I witnessing the birth of an epic new meme?

>Monster Zero Ultra is the company’s 4th low/no calorie addition to their energy drink line.However, this drink seems to be clearly marketed to female Monster fans.The can says that “our team riders and our Monster girls had been dropping hints on what they want” and there is definitely a feminine design on the white can.

wtf I hate sips now

I've been saying this for a while to retards who say the sip meme is a marketing campaign. They don't need the 18- to 35-year-old demographic. They've got it. They want young women. Pic related was the first utterly transparent confirmation of that.

>I WAS RUNN THRU THE SIPS WITH MY WOES

U know how that shit go

are energy drinks broscience? do they even do anything?

>new

Take a sip and see

I just got back from the gym doing cardio (no homo - I chase manlets around in my spare time) and I'm completely parched. Does anyone know of a cool refreshing beverage that I might enjoy that - while not killing my gains with fatty sugar - still allows me to enjoy the sweet bliss of sucrose and the cool refreshment of a mountain peak in a can?

How many calories are we talking?

are those corduroy pants

Somewhere between -1 and 1 would be ideal, but I know that I'm just dreaming at this point since that's clearly impossible.

>new
how ironic

>taking the bait

Brehs I found heaven

How did you get in my house?

Here ya go, champ

I have two words for you: Sucralose. Cancer.

>all these fellow /zeroultra/ bros

I came to the right thread

D A M A G E D

You sick fuck

You're in flavor country

welcome brother

S I P B O Y S

How do you feel about B vitamins? Like, say, 100% daily value?

Guys my mom says these will give me cancer. What do I reply with since I drink maybe 2-3 a week?

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honestly anything could be funnier than this. I hope everyone who posts these type of threads just knows that their parents cry themselves to sleep over what failures their children.

What a fucking waste of money. Enjoy having no teeth

Looking good user

>sugar free drink
>losing teeth

Go drink your bland coffee

I bet you think diet soda is good for your teeth too

>these are the people who use memes in real life

Dont listen to these coffee drinking homos. Those are some sweet cases user

Never going to make it.
Try lifting. Your hands look like you have never worked.

>not speaking in memes irl

your mom's a fucking idiot

show me a study fucking bitch

>not drinking these specifically so the liquid doesn't hit your front teeth

it's like you think we haven't thought this through long term

Ok i am now certain this is marketing.
Seriously well done, monster.
How much are you lads getting paid to post SIP threads?

About tree fiddy

For reals, the line between memes and viral marketing has started to blur, and it will only get worse. We'll be our own undoing.

How much caffeine per drink?

Not as much as ROCKSTR

~140mg/can

HOW MUCH?

Should i fall for the sips jew and try this? No calories doesnt sound too bad

>No longer 2 for 4 at my local Wawa

I JUST WANT TO DIE

dude memes aside they're amazing

find the flavor you like best but definitely go sugar free

do you use as pre workout

These memes mean more customers so they need to raise the prices

yeah I use it at a preworkout now

the powders are expensive and annoying to mix and then clean the bottle later

it's funny. i'm sure there's a technical term for it but threads like this demonstrate how companies no longer need to advertise because the people buying their shit does it for them.

Snorting some adderall works just as good, if not better

Memes aside, it's not a bad preworkout. There's better and cheaper options, but this is tasty and they do a good job selling image.

I'm aware I am no better than bougie girls getting Starbucks for the sole purpose of looking bougie.

I do not care.

I want to try it, but another part of me says just drink coffee its 50x cheaper (home brew). Coffee doesnt have Taurine or Carnitine though.

Is $2-$3 a drink worth those Ingredients of Dubious Efficacy?

At least try it before you make a decision.