Anyone else get Veeky Forums for a weird reason?

what the fuck does that picture even mean

move to australia

Sorry bro Nathan drake is 6'1.7, 190 lbs. Grow 5 inches and gain 40lbs.

Accidentally kill your dad's friend and get angry at an ant.

For mental health. Still not fit yet, still hella chubby but getting off zoloft and hydroxyzine is why I do it. My glutes are already getting pretty big.

Could've asked Wayne Static if he wasn't fucking dead.

I just lift because I wanna be a good dad to my future son that I'm hopefully gonna have some time.

I don't want to be the dad who gases out in a few minutes of walking the stairs.

I'm really more focused on cardio and general health. I only ever did compound lifts to strengthen my core (best squat was 135kg and 150kg deadlift, not much but enough) so I don't break my back lifting beds, cupboards, or whatever dads have to lift. I guess that makes me a casual at lifting. but whatever.

also my girlfriend had surgery recently so I need to carry lots of stuff too because her tummy hurts if she lifts anything thats more than 2kg.

Started lifting to get a specific girl to notice me

Started lifting because I'm into heavy metal and thought'd it'd be more fun in the pit if I had a bit more weight to throw around.

Several years later and I do it because I'd feel wrong not doing it. Plus I like how people treat you when your athletic.

did it work??

Be honest OP, are you a manlet?

Sugar and water

are you me?

underrated post
have a >you

Kek

is that the episode when Marge got buff after being mugged?

no, im not a faggot

If there was anything that actually made your dick bigger do you think anyone would ever talk about anything else?

...

Sweet cosplay bro, you look just like Nathan Drake if Nathan Drake was a manlet

But you should have started lifting before this cosplaycon, bro.

>Started lifting because I'm into heavy metal
What a faggot. At least you grew out of this. Still, that's better than 90% of metalheads who are lanky skeletons with long hair or fat manlets

>Anyone else get Veeky Forums
>Anyone else
>else
>implying you look fit in that pic
>implying you don't look like a manlet with no neck

>be poorfag
>remember dad keep telling me "someday we'll go to the gym together son, I'll go teach you"
>I was around 8 or 9 when this happened
>was really looking forward to it, just wanted to wake up 16 yrs old to lift
>dad had to go abroad for work for 12 years now because of third world poverty
>havent seen my dad since

someday I'm gonna spot you dad

...

Sacrifice your nen forever to slay a trap

He in prison nigga

I think nathan drake requires being able to reach ledges 6'0 off the ground.

I want to be known as that one fit and muscular guy who in contrast likes anime

relatable, didn't work for me tho.

You make the worst Drake

so where's your pic after you started lifting?

I've been trying to figure it out for 15 hours

It won't make your dick bigger, but it will get rid of a fat pad above your dick, essentially making your dick look bigger, but only by 1/2 inch or something and really only when you're 100% rock hard.

>Anyone else get Veeky Forums for a weird reason?

To earn Walmart gift cards through my company's "here's how you can get a bonus by staying healthy" plan. They discontinued the plan this year, though.

>fat pad
I love that word. Women have it too. It's a magnificent thing.

Kek

Race war.

People say muscles won't help during a race war but there is a lot of moving heavy shit around during war.

I hope you're kidding you fucking dork

GOHGAD
Gallon of hair gel a day.

I got inspired by pc-tan

I wanna get at least one good thing going for me in my life since I'm unemployed, single and pathetic.

Are you black by any chance?

Is being a framelet worse than being a manlet? I mean look at this guy, even if he was 6' 4'' he would look horrible

I wanted to be better at sex.

Ended up an insecure 5'11 manlet who's constantly asking myself whether I have gyno or not.

means soundcloud artists are badass who fight the good fight despite the struggle and US marines are a bunch of pussies.

fucking retarded meatheads in there i swear to god

How's it feel being 47?

I lift for my 2 year old daughter so she'll know how to push herself and I always wanna be her hero. Fuck lifting for my crazy ass wife. I'd leave her ass if I could get full custody of my child but here in freedomland unless she's caught trying to sell her kid for drugs she'll get to choose the custody arrangements.

top KEK

is that a bit??

Does Drake really wear that scarf?

OP looks like a manlet

hey goys, i have a nice face and i have the height. not sure what makes a good frame tho. i have no muscle right now, so what are the indicators of a "good" frame?

I was already pretty fit thanks to my sport, just decided to see if I could maintain single digit BF for long periods and not feel like shit so I'm here. Been hovering around 7% visually since October, started around 12%. BIA read as low as 4% but I didn't see any feathering in my quads so I just kind of use it to gauge progress only. Performance in my sport dropped at first but I've learned how to load carbs for performance. It's been a great experience all in all.

Cuz when I was sad once I saw a beautiful woman and it cheered me up so I lift so that maybe someday I can cheer someone else up with my beautiful body

Wanted to wear pic related as a cool ass costume for Halloween. On a different note, is he natty?

Nah he's literally a nuclear child, not just referencing the song

found the fat tumblrina trying to make people believe its attractive

shoo shoo buttergolem

>if Nathan Drake was a manlet
>if

He is.

You literally see him being injected with anabolic steroids in the boat sequence.

hes 6'1.7
>inb4 6'1.7 is a manlet

>you will never be 6'+

What is leg lengthening

>lifting increases testosterone
>more and harder erections while sleeping
>widening of the blood vessel
>bigger cock
no rocket science

To be loved.

Why is that weird? Because almost every other guy gets a girlfriend except me. Pot heads, drug dealer, rapists, pedos, serial killers, dumb people, ugly people but for some reason I have to get Veeky Forums to even stand a slight chance.

Got tired of fulfilling the crazy prepper who weighs 300lbs stereotype

Have threaded holes put in your skull, screw in some rods, cover rods in hair

This is bait

webm related

I want to be able to carry my mom as much as she needs me to when she gets older. ;-;
No, women have a mound of venus, guys have hat pads. Both can be fupa's however.

why would you ever do that

Honestly bro the puss is pretty nice for the first few weeks but grills are annoying and needy as fug and that shit gets old quick senpai

But I wanna know what breast and especially big breasts feel like.

Get yourself an escort my dude.

manlets

still, i'm 5'7 and i'd rather keep it that way and still be able to jump and not have screws in my legs
fug

The screws come out eventually. They break your leg and then put the rod in it so that way they can separate the break apart, but then new bone grows in between the break. idk if the metal rod ever comes out though.

>Veeky Forums
Lmao, your face looks as if it stores a decent amount of fat and at this size that is a terrible sign for flabby tits and dyel nogains

Broad shoulders and small hips, it's just how you're proportioned and I doubt you're good looking

you're dumb, leave

Become most powerful mutant.

...

Bullshit

I want to be Veeky Forums enough to never have my body stand in the way of anything I want to do.

> Friends invite me to a week long camping/hiking trip?
Sure!
> See a flyer for a rock climbing competition?
Why not?
> Gf wants me to do a half marathon for her work?
Okay
> Guy tries to fight me at a bar?
I'm not going to pussy out.

same here
also want pussy like every beta cuck on this board

I lift for regular reason as well but also for my dad who was abused as a child and ended up physically unable of doing so.

...

??
I've got really wide hips and have been telling everyone at the gym its thick and meant to be great for bodybuilding

I get fit to be able to fit better in Lolita and other jfashion. Also so I can get stronger than my boyfriend because he always teases me how I'll never be stronger than him.

I have this dream of looking like a war machine. I couldn´t be further from the military life, and I don´t think I´d do well in that environment, but there is something about having a cult for your body that intrigues me. That means eating healthy, have good hygiene, short hair, no tattoos or piercings, have a good physic and be fit in general.

Imagine having the scanners at the airport go off every time you go through and having to explain to the airport staff that you broke your bones on purpose and put metal rods in them so you could be a few cm taller.

If one leg is shorter than the other.