Start doing kegels

Start doing kegels.

Why? It's not like I ever have sex

you'll be able to hold your piss in better so theres that

you wont become an old fuck that wets himself involuntarily

It's an important muscle group that will serve you well in old age. Also cumming with a strong pelvic floor feels much better.

How does one even work kegel muscles

salty milk and coins

Why so I can blast more cum from a reach around in a Norwegian prison?

Vargposting is gay

Stop doing kegals

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Start
>jelquing

I can cum with force a god meter away because of keels and a diet full of garlic/pineapple/walnuts/ginseng

a meter is nothing bro, i cum loads that reach terminal velocity before the hit ceiling

TRIPS CHECKED

The ceiling is nothing bro, i cum loads that have enough force and velocity to pierce 1/2 in pork medallions that I hang from the ceiling fan to train my accuracy

I once came and my bed broke from recoil.
Stopped doing kegels.

start killing in self defense

When I do kegels, I end up with a massive boner.

Same

anyone have a kegel routine?

I really like Varg and feel he is a decent role model, but lately he's been a bit off.

My pelvic floor muscles are already strong enough from squats

Do a kegel right before your squat for properly tightened glutes.

I did kegels but I put a load through my gfs forehead and she died. I'm now serving life