Hello guys. I've come to the terrible realization im just a loser. And I don't know how to fix myself.
>Im a kissless virgin at 22 >Watch cuckold porn unironically everyday >Still live with my parents, simply because they feel bad so they don't kick me out >Not good at a single thing in the world >Have spent 5 hours average on Veeky Forums per day for the last 3 years >No friends >Never had a gf >Not even fit despite being on Veeky Forums for so long
I know this is starting to look like a blogpost deserving to be on tumblr but I'm just losing hope. It was fun at first but now I'm realizing I'm becoming the person Ive never wanted to be.
I don't want to watch cuckold porn anymore.
I don't want to be a virgin anymore.
I don't want to be unemployed anymore.
please help
Blake Harris
Read the sticky
Camden Morales
read the sticky and just git gud
Aaron Rogers
Get a job?
Money=being able to do things, interact with people
Julian Long
he looks like a dyel.
Chase Howard
>watch cuckold porn unironically I unironically laughed out loud
Nathan Bell
>tfw you crop out your disgusting egg head but forget about the mirrors
Carson Baker
MY LIFE IS NOT A JOKE
Wyatt Diaz
LMFAO
THIS NIGGA LITERALLY WENT TO HIS BARBER AND SAID "AY YO MANE, MAKE ME LOOK LIKE WOJAK, I WANNA BE DAT FEELS MEME GUY"
Dylan Wood
Look on the bright side. Living with parents is cheaper than an apartment living on your own.
William Moore
Start lifting build a mometum, get some kind of minumum wage job, build more momentum and savings, stop watching porn, read books everytime you get the urge and grow your mind instead of rotting it. Get a cheap apartment somewhere, start using tinder and okcupid to start talking to girls. With enough practice you'll be able to ask one out, and take her out to dinner with some of your savings, invite her back afterwards and make a move to kiss
There ya go famb
Daniel Adams
>Watch cuckold porn unironically everyday KYS
Luke Walker
yeah but it really sucks
Jonathan Wilson
>24 >live with my parents >father said he doesn't know what he'd do if I left and he had to live alone with my mother
Noah Sanchez
>newfags itt >featuring one faggot nigger
Ian Williams
you're going to have to give me specifics of how to get a job and what books to read and stuff
Zachary Gutierrez
Just kys
Andrew Rivera
This should be very worrisome
Easton Adams
tell him to get a gf
Colton Cooper
apply using online job search websites?
Start lifting weight and learning about healthy nutrition. Both these will help you physically but they also put you in a better mental state as well.
A minimum wage job forces you to work with people and be around people and learn how to talk to people. Observe others and conversations. Meet friends, and maybe even a girl.
Legit try to work in a mcdonalds or some place with many employees. Get a bit of money and then buy yourself some expensive jeans and white plain white T's.
Now you are a human being.
Cooper Morris
I plan on joining the aie force or do ROTC in about a year. You could try that
Tyler Russell
>Start lifting weight and learning about healthy nutrition. Both these will help you physically but they also put you in a better mental state as well.
I have man. I've literally been on Veeky Forums for like 5 years now
I wanted to apply to mcdonalds but I felt so out of place when I saw all the teenaged employees and i just went home after getting there to drop off my resume.
Kevin Taylor
For the porn, do the fibonacci weaning diet. Watch it, 1 day off, watch, 2days off, watch, 3 days off, watch, 5, watch, 8 etcetera
Isaac Russell
It's possible learning things for yourself and how to do things through experience will improve who you are as a human being instead of being a pathetic empty husk asking for comprehensive life advice on a Malaysian transexual advocacy board
Kayden Brown
dude i abstained from porn for like 4 or 5 days but then i binged so hard and masturbated like 4 times in one day
Hudson Wilson
So you slowly wean off, watching once on watch days.
I've been in the same boat man, more than you'd think.
Colton Moore
get a forklift licence and go from there. it's not exciting work but it's work
Hunter White
You're 22, you want to work with younger dumbass kids. You're a bit behind in life but not too much.
These dumbass kids at mcdonalds are the ones who are partying and drinking. You can become friends and go to some of these parties you'll be older but not out of place.
You get to meet girls who are on the level of low experience like you are.
Also being confident about being bad at hooking up with girls is cute. Don't be afraid to say you have no experience but don't be a pussy about it. Get good jeans and a clean haircut.
Cooper Ward
>You can become friends and go to some of these parties you'll be older but not out of place. >You get to meet girls who are on the level of low experience like you are.
They're all like 16-17 man, I feel like a manchild and totally out of place. On the one hand I feel younger and more inexperienced but on the otherhand i'm way older.
I looked up the linkedin profiles of some of the people I went to highschool with and they're all becoming successful and going somehwere. Meanwhile I have absolutely nothing to show for my time on earth.
Blake Hughes
>I don't want to watch cuckold porn anymore.
You have to move up another level senpai. I used to not be able to get off on anything other than incest porn. Then I found cuck and interracial. Then I moved onto tranny/trap. Eventually I was only able to get off on raceplay (ex. Asian/ebony getting slammed while being called a chunk/nigger) and that shit is pretty hard to find. I had to rely on tumblrs, erotica, and chatrooms. Eventually I broke through the faposphere and now I mostly fap to clothed girls on Instagram.
Thomas Watson
A drunk girl is coming to my house RIGHT NOW fuck WHAT DO I DO
Mason Kelly
go to college, bust your ass studying, meet people, graduate and join this shitty society of ours.
Mason Morris
>I used to not be able to get off on anything other than incest porn. Then I found cuck and interracial. Then I moved onto tranny/trap. Eventually I was only able to get off on raceplay (ex. Asian/ebony getting slammed while being called a chunk/nigger)
what the fuck dude
Nathan Sanders
>be me >also masturbate unironically to cuckold porn >realize that my dick is pretty big >want to see if its more than a meme >post my dick on a fetish website >add cuck couples >inbox gets filled with requests that i fuck their wives And next week I am supposed to be meeting up with a couple to fuck someone's wife while the guy watches. Might not go through with it though, kinda sketched out desu but also want pussy.
Joshua White
get accused of rape
Logan Cox
That is patrician-level porn and sex. My ex was black and wanted me to call her a slave in bed but I was not ready and forever regret it.
Josiah Gomez
I can't help you if you don't wanna help yourself. Work or School are your two entries back into the world.
I'm 26 and in a bad spot in life myself, all my friends have better jobs then me w.e.
I'm 26, 20 yr old girl gets hired at the gym i worked at. I fucked her a week later.
Older is better for younger girls, not everyone you work with will be 16.
Angel Mitchell
Help her, pretend to care about her alcoholism, don't screw it up by getting close to her and let her to be closer to you, act indifferent
Alexander Diaz
>NEET >realize everyone I know except me can do something besides being good at vidya >have wanted to get Veeky Forums for years now because I hate feeling weak >have a complete mental breakdown one day over this inadequate life i'm living >plot out a list the next day of things i want to do over the course of this year >start doing them >bad at everything, but occasionally see improvement and keep going >through trial and error, practice, and dedication i start seeing results >also start going to college again >have cleared two things off the list and have started at the gym on monday >feel dumb as fuck when i use some of the machines, not sure how to use them properly or adjust the seats, etc. >feel dumb as fuck in general about all of this shit I've never done before >do it anyway
You've gotta force yourself to do it. Nobody can help you but yourself. It's going to be the worst when you first start, but if you keep doing it no matter how much it sucks it won't suck anymore. There's nothing magical or whimsical that will correct all of the mistakes you've made your entire life overnight and suddenly you'll be good and successful in everything you want to be good at. You've got to try while failing constantly for a long time to get good at anything, and you've made the unfortunate mistake of waiting too long. But mistakes can be fixed, user.
Read the fucking sticky and get to work. Every day you don't do something is a day longer it'll take for you to get good.
Oliver Hughes
really senpai?
I kind of want to do this kek
Jack Richardson
I havent talked to a girl in years
I'm just giving up at this point. I literally don't even clean my dick off after cumming and just put it back in my underwear and let it dry and then I go outside. I have no doubt that other people can smell that shit and i don't even care anymore
Nicholas Martinez
LMFAO OP made the same thread on /int/ and he's a retarded marxist who masturbates to cuckold nigger shit. KYS you mistake.
Tyler Baker
Really. I was just as surprised as you when I found out it wasn't just dank memes.
I mean if you're fine with some dude watching and stroking his dick while you fuck his woman you're golden. But there are serious couples into this shit, their profiles are filled with things like "my husband doesn't get to fuck me but you can" or "no anal for my husband only for my lovers," so I could be balls deep in some broad's ass next week. But that's if and only if I don't get too sketched out which I pretty much already am.
Eli Martinez
that wss just a joke because i couldn't let him know the truth
Easton Cox
41F853E
Aiden Robinson
Always be cautious when entering someone's house. Even for cuckold requests. >be me >living temporary in Vietnam for work >found this one cuckold couple on craigslist >arranged a meeting >went to their house >a relatively old guy welcomes me, leads me to the bedroom >SUDDENLY >from behind the door some woman tries to knock on my head with a lamp >I managed to block with my head and started running to the door Those who live in Vietnam should know that houses usually include 2 floors, becaus it's kinda cheaper to rent or smth. >I run down the stars when this old geezer tries to block me >I managed to slide down on railings past him >ran out the door because the old guy didn't have the time to close it
From this moment onwards, I usually feel very skeptical about this cuckold requests.
Easton Rodriguez
yeah dude it does seem really sketchy.
Are the women even hot though?
Jaxson Hall
Block with arm I meant. Phoneposting
Justin Scott
What are you then fuccboi? Spill it out, make us laugh even harder
Colton Moore
Some are, some are not. Although
I am somewhat afraid of something like that happening. Then again, I'm not using craigslist.
Austin Cooper
What sites are these? Asking for a friend.
Josiah Ross
Jesus Christ
Juan Hall
Honestly I feel like the idea of it is pretty hot but it's just something best not to do for the obvious array of reasons.
Adam White
too many normies ITT
Andrew Collins
Stop being so damn negative about the situation you're in, that's your fucking problem. You're 22 years old and you still have enough time to get your shit together, sounds like a normie thing to say but you really just have to apply yourself. Bite the bullet and take a risk no matter how weird or demeaning it might feel. You're already at your lowest point so just take user's advice, grow some fucking balls and get out there.
Brody Myers
I guess you're right user... It just really hurts sometimes, makes me want to cry seeing normies having the time of their life while I'm a worthless NEET
Looking up my highschool friends linkedin profiles doesn't feel good. i'll tell you thst
Charles Kelly
I work for a popular company, live in a penthouse with my girlfriend, and I'm still unhappy with all of it. There's no difference.
Christopher Ward
Why are you unhappy?
Christian Davis
Job's miserable, girlfriend's annoying, contractor takes forever to do shit so my apartment is full of junk and sawdust so I can't really have people over anyway.
I plan to quit soon, break up with my girlfriend tomorrow, and never hire this guy again, but I'm sure OP has plans too. The point is there's always places to go.
Ethan Evans
Try to keep in the mindset that there is still valuable time that you can use to better yourself you're 22 not 42, just take advantage of it right now. Forget about what chad and stacy are doing with mommy and daddies money and focus 100% of all of your physical and mental abilities on getting your life on track.
Don't feel defeated user, like I said before just bite the bullet and get out there.
Ryder Cook
Okay user... I guess i'll get started
I'm going to start trying to learn web development tomorrow and start looking for a job(any) to start getting some money. that will be a better use of my time than shitposting
Justin Flores
No fap for at least 90 days, possibly experiment with shrooms if your mental health is fine - they can help you take a hard look at yourself and figure out what you need to do to improve your life, just eat healthy and read the sticky, get a job & move out, practice socializing. Nothing will change unless you make it change.
Joseph Mitchell
Just to continue on this I didn't succeed brahs. So close yet so far
Ian Ortiz
This nigga is spilling truth bombs OP. To be good at anything you just got to accept that you will fail constantly before you see progress. Same with your situation op if you want to be good with speaking to girls you got to start to talk with them about whatever comes to your mind. After a while you get to see what works and what doesn't. However, theirs no formula to how to win girls over but at least you will know what not to do. As for your other posts regarding porn and fitness. It all takes willpower and dedication.
Aaron Reed
Youre a lazy piece of shit you dumb fuck. Just kill yourself.
Easton Bailey
this
Carson Thomas
you absolutely MUST do nofap/noporn. please i beg you give it a chance. it changed my life, most drastically socially. give it a week or two. if you start feeling withdrawals, you know you're on the right track.
Carter Butler
>get a job >get hobbies >get confident around guys >get confident around girls >get a girlfriend
Kevin Taylor
>find something you enjoy >get good at it >find a way to get paid for doing it
Until then get any job just to get an income. Youll get some freedom not having to rely on mummy and daddy for everything.
Use new found wealth to do hobbies that result in socialising.
The most important thing is to create a routine for your daily life until your on your feet otherwise you'll just procrastinate and waste time on here. Start with early to be and early rising. Go for a run as soon as you get up. When you get home and shower you'll feel like you've already achieved more in that morning than you have for years. Then you seize the rest of the day to be more productive
Jackson Bailey
>kissless virgin >unironic cuckold
lol how can you be a cuck when you've never (N E V E R) even had a woman to cuckold you in the first place lmoa
Andrew Harris
I just wonder if it is really the same user who makes this thread over and over again to jerk off to the attention he gets or if it are other neets who justcuse the pasta if it is the first kys OP