Gf leaves me and our dog

>gf leaves me and our dog
>go to Veeky Forums
>start to lift again after 5 years
>cutting doesn't work so i decide to go BIG
>bulking
>reading on being huge and watchingrich panini
>look huge men and save pictures from CBT threads for inspiration
>discover kalindrachan
>consider fucking a trap

what the fuck have you done to me Veeky Forums

Why did your chick leave?

At least you're not masturbating to straight up gay porn. I remember the days when I only watched lesbian porn since I thought it was the least gay thing imaginable.

>tfw when you know the name of that trap and have tons of pictures saved

How's the doggo though?

i wasn't supportive for her and she wanted to go fulltime as a stripper

Why not just be a trap? Or better yet, why wasn't i born a trap?

Just do it. Who cares about what anyone else thinks. Could be worse, you could be small.

is good, seen the doggo last week.
bitch got big. she's doing great.

Ayy lmao you dodged a bullet there, man.

Fuck a cute trap it's great.

Oh. Me and my girl bought a puppy in October so you hit a nerve. She works with deaf retarded children though.

Hard to find cute traps bro

Keep lifting and getting big, get your doggo back and be happy fucking traps, brah. You're making it.

don't be scared brother... just part of the game

>>cutting doesn't work so i decide to go BIG
you were already a faggot to begin with.

And the deaf basically retarded anyway?

>I only watches lesbian porn since I thought it was the least gay thing imaginable
Awh, I feel you on that, at this point I don't find lesbian porn "attractive" at all.

>cutting doesn't work
You're an idiot

It's just boring, they never actually cum.

Although 90% of m/f porn is the same way, occasionally you can find someone who knows how to pound her until she's retarded
n-no homo

All good bro. I'm married with a kid and just hit 1.6/3/4/5 and my fantasy is having a man fuck my ass whenever he wants.

TOP FUCKING KEK

Word word, it used to be a wonderful experience to find some 10/10 tier shit where it at least seemed "real". Can't front though, I stopped watching porn about 8 months ago and it was one of the best decisions I've ever made.

What's the name of the trap? I need it for a friend.

And by a friend I mean me, I'm masturbating later today thinking about fucking boipussy

How does it feel knowing they are overpowering her with their retard strength and fucking her while making noises like a bunch of dying seals?

My gf works with deaf retarded children too

housewife?

That's my nightmare.

It could be worse.

It could be furry porn.

It could be scalie porn.

It could be furry/scalie bbw/bbm porn.

Fucking warped me

>gf leaves me and our dog
Stopped reading. Crisis averted and happy ending, hooray!

That's a hell of a coincidence.

it's there in OP post. kalindra or kalindrachan

am i gay for considering dating a trap?

Under fucking rated

Yes.

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