Gf leaves me and our dog

Oh. Me and my girl bought a puppy in October so you hit a nerve. She works with deaf retarded children though.

Hard to find cute traps bro

Keep lifting and getting big, get your doggo back and be happy fucking traps, brah. You're making it.

don't be scared brother... just part of the game

>>cutting doesn't work so i decide to go BIG
you were already a faggot to begin with.

And the deaf basically retarded anyway?

>I only watches lesbian porn since I thought it was the least gay thing imaginable
Awh, I feel you on that, at this point I don't find lesbian porn "attractive" at all.

>cutting doesn't work
You're an idiot

It's just boring, they never actually cum.

Although 90% of m/f porn is the same way, occasionally you can find someone who knows how to pound her until she's retarded
n-no homo

All good bro. I'm married with a kid and just hit 1.6/3/4/5 and my fantasy is having a man fuck my ass whenever he wants.