anons I have a date with a horny girl tomorrow...
we aren't going anywhere specific just meeting up in our small ghetto town
WHAT DO
is fit related because she is fit af bruv
anons I have a date with a horny girl tomorrow...
we aren't going anywhere specific just meeting up in our small ghetto town
WHAT DO
is fit related because she is fit af bruv
lmao u sound beta asf nigga
my man, I'm big, handsome 6'2", strong and Mediterranean
but I've never gone on a date before
in my entire lifetime I always got too nervous so I brushed girls off when they made moves
just b urself
Rack Pulls.
pretend you're fukin zyzz brah
genuinely good advice
Idk why I didn't think of that
there are times I get so euphoric that I pretend I'm fokken zeeeeeeez brah and I just do what I want and feel confident as fuck
but I forget how to get into that mindset
Lol stop faking being someone else. Just be yourself. Why would you want to be with a girl who don't like you for your true self?
>checked
and the answer is because most here are autistic
check pic
the only people who like me for me are my mates, because my natural self is funny and over the top
but my funniness is too crude for women and the ones who aren't friend-like think I'm weird for that shit
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dude Zzyz got no pussy. In all honesty your "boyish" charm honesty is endearing. She's giving you buffer room to make a ton of mistakes. Just go and try to have fun
Think about it, good or bad you still get to shitpost later and report back to us with a great story
>mediteranean
>taller than 5'8
pick 1
'ello anons welcome 2 the story of my date with girl
>hey whats up *leans in for hug but stops halfway*
>oh uh not much you
>ok
>what do you wanna do
>idk
>wanna just go home?
>ok...
>bye
>bye
>tfw no gf
this girl is a big titted stacy and she literally just hopped into my snapchat trying to be all sexy and flirty so she must already taken an interest in me
she did that after I posted a "motivational picture" of me ontop of a car park with a spongebob quote on instagram
I gave you the details now decypher my actions for the night
I'm Turkish with mostly Bulgarian genes
bro is 6'4", I'm 6'2", dad is 5'10"
I hope this story is real
Well played OP, well played
I do too, user
oh haha pic related isn't me sorry
but it was really well played as you said I saved it against the copyright laws
In other words you're gonna date a fat nigger?
How tall your mom bro
no that's NOT ME STOP
I don't date niggers
and I'm not amerifat
but we're ghetto (it's a polish ghetto in england yet I'm turk lmao)
5'4" her senpai members are tall as fuck though, her brother played for turkeys football team
she didnt even respond with her number when you asked her? i dont get it, just abort
>coalburner
You better stay virgin than put your dick in a monkey
Btw OP, she will probably bail on you because she's prob just horny right now lol. You're a joke.
STOP I ALREADY
SAID
PIC
IS
NOT
ME
SHUT
THEFUCK
UP
YOU
STUPID
NIGGER-LOVERS
I
DONT
LIKE
BLACK
CUNTS
if she's fit too, go do some sport together.
Street football, some running, be her sparring partner. Then go drink something.
I guess workouts preliminaries are a thing (not lucky enough to have a date with a sport-girl).
Anyway good luck, try to spend a good time for yourself the rest will follow.
when I said fit I mean hot
it is a british slang word
Ah, my bad.
Well then gonna have to find a good idea for a date.
Avoid the classical "let's go see a movie" thing. Especially if it's more a booty call than something else.
>10+ messages and not a single attempt by the girl to drive the conversation, only gives answers
FUCKING WOMEN
>Turkroach and slav
>Calls himself white
>selling out white race
fuck off faggot
I feel this. I only get with girls I've known for a while because they start to get my weird humor. Problem is hot girls don't usually spend a lot of time just hanging around me as a dude.
>Just be yourself.
>race mixing
this is not ok. sad!
Get em, user
SS+GOMAD
zyzz got a ton of pussy you idiot
Why? Why does people insist on using this board to ask their stupid questions about dating/life advice? And why dont the mods/janitors delet this kind of threads?
Isnt this board supposed to be entirely for ''fitness''? I have never seen a board have so many inane threads that have nothing to do with the main theme of the board.
It really baffles me.
fitness and health, newfag
Spaniard here, 6'0 tall, altho im an anomaly, since my dad is 5'7 and so are most of my friends.
Shut up, idiot. You know what I'm talking about. It's totally unrelated to both.
It's like opening this same thread on /g/ and saying it's related to the board because he is using a cellphone or an instant messaging app.