T-thanks Veeky Forums

T-thanks Veeky Forums

What do I say now?

NOT

>fill up bathtub
>send pic
>say 'its getting cold'
>?????
>profit

I actually don't have a bathtub though. Someone on Veeky Forums just told me that line

Then say I actually don't have a bathtub, but you can come show me your skills in the shower

But I don't have a shower

wat

then you don't deserve to breed

This wasn't me

Solid

Tell her you have no bathtub then Invite her to lie in your bed and cuddle. works 100% everytime

Nice

I thought I was special to her...
Fucking sloots

Well, you're fucked. Why did you lie with you're opening game lel.

Fill a bucket of water or something and do the same thing.

ayyyy

The plot thickens.

Kek Florida? Did you fuck her?

oh man

Shit, what are even the chances?

Lol yeah, Jacksonville.
And no, her bio says she's 70 miles away, don't try super hard at that distance

Damn bro she is 1 mile away from me

Goodluck, Imma send her a snap and see if she's up

she looks fat

Are you fucking kidding me? You never banged a girl as beautiful as her in your life.

she looks chubby at best

and chubby is good as long as she looks good

lmfao why dont u two organise a threesome.

As long as you say no homo its k..

Eh she looks more like a skinny fresh out of high school slut to me

That's the same grill as Really? How?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK SHES PREFECT

Not in those pictures.

LMAO

I can smell her through my phone

Reminder that American women are the lowest tier.

Hey, there are still British women.

I found this chick's facebook in like 20 seconds, the future is weird

Well abandon thread boys

It's the present

This is not a dating advice board, imbecile.

Duckface/10

IT IS YOU PHAGOT!!!

When we achieve of getting noticed by women this board turns into a dating advice board!!!