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Tell her you have no bathtub then Invite her to lie in your bed and cuddle. works 100% everytime

Nice

I thought I was special to her...
Fucking sloots

Well, you're fucked. Why did you lie with you're opening game lel.

Fill a bucket of water or something and do the same thing.

ayyyy

The plot thickens.

Kek Florida? Did you fuck her?

oh man

Shit, what are even the chances?

Lol yeah, Jacksonville.
And no, her bio says she's 70 miles away, don't try super hard at that distance