What's wrong with eating dirt exactly?

What's wrong with eating dirt exactly?

Plants and earthworms do it, why not us?

Bacterial fauna causes dysentery.

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Sounds like a great idea. Switch to eating dirt exclusively, let us know how it goes.

just lol if you don't eat one cup of dirt every day for immune system gains

What are the macros?

GODAD

Do you want to be a plant or a worm?
That's not something cool

I'd rather want to be a tiger or some shit

I'd imagine being a fungus is pretty cool
You can eat rocks n shit

Gallon of daddy a day?

Plants eat mostly air and earth worms eat old leaves I think.

Are you an earthworm or a plant?

Gross.

what if i take some sort of dysentery preventer

What's wrong with eating bananas exactly?
Gorillas and Chimpanzees do it, and they're the strongest of all primates, so why not us?

>plants eat mostly air

Are you retarded? Do you not know what photosynthesis is?

What's wrong with eating jizz exactly?
Women and faggots do it, why not us?

its just a super sugary fruit, if you dont eat much other sugar you can eat a bananeroonie

This guy gets it. He's a fun guy.

none. its all micro

"plants and earthworms do it"
yes but we are not plants or earthworms.
we have a different digestive system. also dirt has a huge chance of giving you parasites. there is almost zero caloric and nutritional value, and dirt happens to be where pollutants like lead mercury, uranium and all that comes from

I honestly don't understand how 200kg gorillas can get that big eating fruits and leaves.

idk about you guys but dirt gives me all the nutrimites i need

Mushrooms don't eat rocks, they just eat whatever organic shit they can find at whole foods or in nature.

Neat fun fact, with mushrooms and other fungi, there are 10s of thousands of genders.

One more less fun fact. Fungus are more closely related to humans than they are to plants.

God I love mushrooms.

>bacterial
>fauna

VERY subtle bait, I give it a 8.5/10

>being retarded
>still posting

You're an inspiration user.

>not eating dirt
Never gonna make it

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OP confirmed retarted.

And here I was thinking I've only let my parents down today.

Trees are made of carbon from co2. Conversion energy comes from photosynthesis. Gotta bring your a game before calling ppl retards.

wild animals genetics breh

>that Freudian slip

ALPHA genetics, BETA results

that's why trees don't need fertile soil and hydrogen

Just look at the Africans, man. Not a good idea, comes with health issues.

HAHA

explain?

africans eat dirt and have AIDS

God made dirt and dirt doesn't hurt.

imagine if gorillas started training

That's funny

Well I mean lichen
But mushrooms are cool too

Wouldn't do anything.

>no arms
>no legs
Great gains you got going there.

>I honestly don't understand how 200kg gorillas can get that big eating fruits and leaves.

gorillas consume in excess of 20kg of plant matter a day

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If you love mushrooms so much why don't you marry one you god damn fungus fucking FAGGOT

fuck off lenny

>uncut fags will defend this

Honestly how tf can you let your penis look like this

its cosy