/fraud/ general

sup

Does anyone from Melbourne browse these threads? Never been here so not sure if so can hook me up?

>>It's interesting to see people be so hateful and mean for no reason (this website in particular).
i am
was just a joke. the old you would be like "my gf called in sick from a panick attack so i cheated on her with an ex hooker and then my heart stopped after i snorted too much coke off her ass and got put in rehab again, was forced to come off gear cold turkey lost all gains"

lolz

lotsa ausies ITT m8

Fuck really?

They look good? When they usually on brah

>They look good? When they usually on brah
just check in every couple of hours, shouldnt be too difficult.

not sure if any will be willing to help you tho

Stupid question but I just thought of it and was curious.

Obviously it's not necessary at all, but does anyone use creatine on gear?

>Obviously it's not necessary at all, but does anyone use creatine on gear?

iirc there is a synergistic effect between var and creatine.

Am I a fraud if my mother close friends and everyone at the gym uses gear? Nobody that uses roids is a fraud and if your one of those pussies that are like oh natty life natty life i aint cheater keep on sucking dick and not getting gains, you will never pass your genetic limit and look good!

bru what are you even saying?

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Can HGH be taken indefinitely and you suffer no ill effects?

prolly depends on the dose bromo

Yeah sure.

I'm from Melbourne brah, seriously though why the fuck would you buy gear from here?
It's overpriced as fuck and usually lower quality, my friend who competes in BB spends nearly $200 a vial of test, shit is fucked

Where do you get from? No way will I risk getting from internet I'm going to the police academy in a month if I get caught with that shit I'm done

I've bought from a domestic source in Aus. Still pricey about $80-$110 for test but similar for tren.

Cheap but good orals from NZ came in fine.

I just want some anavar because I'm a fag

What site does sell this? Do you just ship it to your real address?

No point, it's just gonna be winstrol

thats dumbass fuck I get test for $30 and its test e 300 want a source dick wads? go to naps kek I aint tellin

You sound like you have a fairly moderate form of mental retardation, are you ok lad?

>2017
>naps
allrightythen.gif

I love naps

lolz,
if you are able to nap you need moar bolona :)

I swore off tren. Also weed tends to trump tren.

>weed tends to trump tren.
as in weed makes you sleep on tren?

tfw woke up at 4am.

am talking to this one girl and I mentioned me waking up late at night. She told me its god that wants toi talk to me and I need to open my heart to him.

you sound like a little bitch, might not be the brightest, and have a fuckload of testoterone in my butt right now, But I did Ace my microeconomics midterm today despite only studying yesterday, so fuckoff fagboy.

Man I thought traps were weird but that girl is nuts.

she use to be hella cool, but then we got super fuckt one night and she got evicted, and her parents threatened to take her outa uni etc etc, so now she wants to be "righteous" again.

I'll corrupt her again tho, or try my best :)

St Patrick's day and I'm bedbound with the flu. Fml.

>I hope i grow into what ever potential she sees in me.

Same bro except I only have a waifu ;_;!

is getting a doctor gf the ultimate win for a roider? Can she hook you up with all kinds of stuff?

>doctor gf the ultimate win for a roider
I'll rather get vet tren than pharma test.

give me a vet gf pls thnkz

yeah well, or that. Someone in the field that deals with roids was my point

would they be able to get you stuff?

>would they be able to get you stuff?
depends on their morals.

a paramedic girl got me strong af antibiotics when I got a infection once.

she better drop those fucking morals if she's in love with me

im off to chase some vets and doctors then

my cousin works in a university.
she told me a while back some other girl was doing experiments or some shit and dropped a liter of test

sweet jesus

ikr
i cry er tym
;_;

In the U.K. Thinking of doing my first cycle of Anavar, anyway I can be sure it's Var and not Winstrol?

I despise frauds, on top of being unhealthy from all the drugs you've put into your system, you all look like shit

if your joints get rekt, its winny

cool story bro, you should tell it at parties.

says the guy who will die from heart failure in 2 years

Why even come to these threads? What are you really trying to accomplish?

> 2 years
how did you determine this exactly lol?

he's just trolling bro.

u suck
I know it, it's how you all die.

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How do you adjust a routine/program when on cycle? Or are there routines specifically with gear in mind?

I've started PPL but it seems ridiculous to do each body part one day per week and even seems too low if I double it for a 6 day split

What gives?

you don't, taking roids is unhealthy and nothing fitness related. If you want to take drugs, you might as well jump on meth and become a crackhead. No difference whatsoever.

There are three ways to approach this:

>high volume """roider""" routine
Nubret, GVT (lmao), Bulgarian style strength training, HST, any method where the base principle is muh roid recovery so you can rape your mussels more often and harder. We have an user doing Nubret, I myself do cluster HST.

>>>>>>routines lol
literally do whatever random shit you can think of whenever you can think of it because you'll grow eventually anyway, mechanical tension and metabolic stress are what counts. Notable examples: masT, Moosey.

>your old routine
Similar to the above, but as in, you need no specific routine, just do what you did before and up the weight more often, maybe.

don't listen to this guy

Are you and trying to troll further, or do you have genuine critique for what I said?

taking roids is unhealthy, you suggesting otherwise is wrong, thus everything you write is invalid.

Got about 3 weeks left on my test then my pct and approx 3 months off. During that time my wife and I will try to have another kid. Any recommendations of stuff to run, SARMs, etc during with minimal suppression? Just stay off totally? I have no issue with that just listening to ideas really.

Ah, got it. Well, go fuck yourself.

taking roids is unhealthy and nothing fitness related. If you want to take drugs, you might as well jump on meth and become a crackhead. No difference whatsoever.

truth hurts I know, but truth is truth and it has to be said.

you might be baiting, but this is literally how most discussions on this site work anyway (also known as the faggot stop liking what I don't like NO U school of thought), so no need to go out of your way to be an annoying son of a bitch.

This is some autistic level bait comrade

>literally do whatever random shit you can think of whenever you can think of it because you'll grow eventually anyway, mechanical tension and metabolic stress are what counts. Notable examples: masT, Moosey.
Pretty much what I'm doing, both high volume and high number of movements.

What you're outlining seems to fall in line with Olympic training, which makes a lot of sense. Much obliged.

lol dont get angry that you arent natty anymore and you ll die from heart failure in a few years

im just here trying to prevent others from doing the same

see above

you'll probably convince some to give in their natty card instead, because they don't want to be associated with an autistic low test troll like you :)

Glad to help. Hmu if you ever want HST shilled in your face for hours on end kek

lol I have been lifting for 6 years and 3 months now and I am pretty sure my stats are twice yours.

you went to roid and think you are special for fucking up your health like that. Lol what a pity to be you. You are done mate.

>6 years and 3 months
>and 3 months
do you also tell people you are exactly 5'10.6? insecure.

I am not insecure I am just trying to help others not to do any drugs

People told me that 4 years ago. I only nearly died ONCE in that time. Jokes on you buddy boy

Did someone rape you using testogel as lube or are you really that delusional that you'll think your holy crusade of being the weakest troll in weeks will yield any results?

>inb4 I just do it for the (You) haha I am le master trickster lel i trole u ;^)
I'm bored, I can give you as many as you want, you're still a twat.

No, you're here to give your unqualified opinion on something you clearly don't know anything about, on a board specifically for safe use of said drugs

Shitpost better

you're not helping them. you're annoying those who have already decided about it. big difference.

I am not trolling lol, tell me your stats

oh I forgot, your fake muscles can barely pull 200 kg off the ground. KEK. Make sure to not go any higher than that or you might explode.

>drugs are bad
>you are not qualified to suggest that

yes I am, I have been lifting for 6 years and 3 months, and have seen people die from it.

they can always revert their decision

Weird thing i've always noticed is how hard it is to find a good source because nobody talks about it. Sure, I can find someone who is selling, but hard to tell if it is bunk without cycling and blood test.

Having claimed two or three times ITT that I specifically train for hypertrophy, I fail to see your point. We do have people roiding for strength, but wanting to prove your point by starting an e-stat flamewar will prove jack shit.

it's hard because most are illegal plus they are super unhealthy so people with a brain dont want to buy them

nigger. get better b8 or fuck off. you're making replying feel like a chore.

you dont have to reply lol, just dont buy dugs and dont suggest anyone to buy drugs, it's that simple

>>>>>>>fake muscles
yes, all my lifting in all these years just produced sarcoplasmic hypertrophy and I'm literally just a water balloon. no way roids provide actual myofibrillar increase over time and are actually not "fake" like some titty implants.

damn I need to stop, I almost got mad there.

stop taking drugs, that's all you need to do

What, so I'm not allowed to go buy aspirin if i'm in pain? You're a monster, mate.

>you dont have to reply lol
meh I'm bored and I hate you

>just dont buy dugs
>dugs
also, too late, got three years worth of bnc and not gonna throw it out for you bby and dont suggest anyone to buy drugs
i don't really condone it, I've repeatedly told newfriends to fuck off

eh of course not, I am talking about steroids

so you admit to not suggest anyone buy the drugs you so willingly want to try for yourself. So you know they are bad, yet you still take them. Go figure.

How is deca for strength gains, lads? As a card-carrying tren fan I've never used anything else. Worth giving it a try?

drugs are not worth giving a try, they fuck your health up

Why are you saying drugs then? That's like saying you shouldn't eat any food, but you are only are referring to fastfood.

I wonder how my thyroid and mental health would look if I really did what he said and stopped all drugs. brb turning into a 90lbs lunatic, I'd make a superb Batman villain kek

because he's shitposting. Nobody is this insecure

it's a topic about steroids, I don't have to explain that by drugs I mean steroids every time, unless the drugs you've been taking have fucked your brain cells as well which is why you can't even understand basic things like this.

>so you admit to not suggest anyone buy the drugs you so willingly want to try for yourself.
no. I suggest nobody who doesn't know what he's doing should try them. you can drown in two inches of water, does that mean nobody should take a bath, ever?

>So you know they are bad, yet you still take them. Go figure.
there are about ~3500 known carcinogens the western civilization still uses on a day to day basis just because the concentrations seem to be safe for the intended use. i fail to see your logic.

>takes drugs that fuck his health up
>fails to see the logic behind not taking them