Does Veeky Forums eat ass?

>Keeping tag on panties
I establish early in a sexual relationship that I eat ass. Usually my second time going down on a girl, I tongue her asshole.

Most are taken aback but go with it. I also notice their hygiene around that area improves soon afterwards. Some going as far as to getting their ass bleached.

Not for years. Your sexual experiences have been rather soft, if you've never enjoyed degrading a woman.

When you think about it it's pretty disgusting

I'd rather a thick pear shaped girl sit on her heels and look up at me crying.

It's a service act to my own libido tho
When I get horny as fuck I just want to dig my face into that and suck the juices out of her
I don't even care what she thinks of that I want it for my own pleasure

>used to eat ex-gf's ass on the reg
>no problems

>finally convince new gf to let me do it
>get's a uti the next day

It sucks cause her ass is so phat, I just want her to sit on my face.

If I'm THAT HORNY, I do.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPRPRPR*

some girls are way too insecure to let you. I can't even go near my gfs ass or she gets turned off.

>as I've gotten older, became more confident and stopped given a shit about what women think or if I get turned down
>casually spark conversations with women from teens-60s
>conversation starts off with soft flyers and ends with me getting their numbers(if my chances of seeing them again are low, like if we meet in a grocery line)
>start just saying weird shit to them like
>"What are you doing tomorrow?" "You wouldn't mind if I eat yogurt out of your ass, do you?"
>from December 2015 to now, I've eaten yogurt out of seven asses from fairly good looking women to hot ones. I look average as fuck
>two weeks ago I was getting yelled at by one of the managers at work, because she caught me on my phone
>Interrupt her
>"Listen, I know I'll probably get fired for saying this, but for some reason I have the urge to go down on you and eat yogurt out of your ass"
>She gets red and laughs
>Gives me her number before I leave for the day
>On Sunday I actually ate yogurt out of her ass and fucked
>She gives sloppy blowjobs
>I still have a job

Sometimes, you just gotta say fuck it and grab life by the pussy guys. Eat ass.

>mfw I'm an actual ass licking brown-noser at work

this happened

>work at a pet store
>fucked shift lead on a pallet of dog food after we closed the store down

i made sure it was covered in plastic, dont want the food to be contaminated

two word, though:
stinky
pussy

I need to fuck something right now.

>start dating new girl
>she's super submissive
>she now eats my ass regularly

feels weird being on the other side of things

When you realize women are just as horny as men, and you gear the conversation towards pleasuring them, the potential for pussy is endless.

You just have to "not give a fuck" like you said, and just go for it.

Pls be real

Giving a shit*
Soft flirting*

Explain the procedure of eating yogurt out of their ass
Do you dump yogurt on their ass and use a spoon or do you just lick it up like a starving dog

start talking to girls before you go down the path of deviancy. you'd be surprised how much pussy you get if you just say fuck it and start talking to girls and try to end your convos by getting their numbers

don't eat any bitch's ass.
only your wife's.

woman getting her butt eaten is a privilege don't depreciate its value

>I've eaten yogurt out of seven asses

post macros?

>yogurt
cumming in her butt first

your gf only makes you think that as a dominance play. and she's cheating on you anyway

>blue board
no, I don't because my gf doesn't even shave it, she never even thought of such things.

Stop trying to project your degeneracy into normality through coercion. You are disgusting. End of story.

Except you only perceive pleasure because of your warped sexuality. There is nothing inherently pleasurable about doing such a thing.

I am surprised that Veeky Forums is full of beta neckbeards
Seriously no wonder most of you are >the no gf with such a mindset

1. I use pic related. Either peach or strawberry.
2. Make sure she cleans her ass, of course.
3. Use a spoon or your fingers to dump the yogurt into her ass crack and spread.
4. Don't just look at it. Eat it.
5. Continue until out of yogurt.
6. Clean up any yogurt around her pussy.

120 calories. 15g protein.

>he thinks his gf blackmailing him into eating her shit is somehow alpha

I'd laugh but it's actually pretty sad.

Eating a hole that shit comes out of is pretty vile though

Who said that she tells you to? I lock my gfs ass and finger fuck it even tho she doesn't want it.. Hang yourself insecure cuck

sure do

gf loves it besides having to clean it

Is this the secret, just not giving a fuck? Seriously?

Pussy tastes and smells fucking good tho (if she's clean and wet)
That's definitely inherently pleasurable

>screaming groundless insults "like cuck" at anyone who challenges what he says
>calling other people insecure

Why the fuck is facesitting always conflated with cuck shit?
Or feet for that matter?
I don't like ntr shit and I don't give a damn about feet I just want to bury my face in a chicks ass.
I also don't want her saying stupid shit during this, it seems all facesitting porn involves the woman saying retarded dom crap, just sit on my face and shut up.

well, I think they are exaggerating a bit, but basically, yes. If you forget about the repercussions of your actions, you will be more inclined to do things.

Doing things more and doing more things (i.e saying what you want) will give you a higher chance to succeed.

I'd say having a chick sit on your face is somewhat different to wanting to bury your face in some chicks ass but if you can't relate a dominance kink to enjoying somebody literally sitting on your face you might be autistic.

it really is, you aren't gonna become some super chad that gets 10's, but you'd be surprised how many cute girls will date down if you genuinely just don't care and talk to them without being a sperg and win them over.

i'm pretty attractive and i still get turned down by hot chicks all the time, it's a numbers game.

BRAAAP user I BRAAP YOU HEH

BRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAP

But I'm not interested in being dominated I just want her butt in my face.
She could be sitting on me or she could be strapped upside down to the wall it makes no difference as long as my face is shoved into her ass.

heeehehhehehe XD

This. I can walk through a mall on a Saturday and talk to about 30 girls, and I can at least get 6-13 numbers on a good day. It may be a little less than 50%, but even 1 is better than 0.

I know you might consider yourself different. I'm just answering your question. It's pretty obvious why it is often associated with a femdom/cuck fetish.

That's one creepy Wojak.

Okay I can understand the femdom part but how the fuck does cuck shit fit into the picture?

The only rational post ITT desu.

> women are just as horny as men
When will this meme die?

I'd eat that with a napkin and spoon fym boy

It's not a fucking meme. Go to college. You'll be amazed. They are little fucking nymphs dude.

>Only real men suck the anus of mi'lady

...

Cuckoldry to my understanding is a fetish rooted in self humiliation. Put 2 and 2 together.

Maybe "horny" isn't the right word, but they still want sex. Sex is the endgame for all of us, when it comes to interacting with the gender we find attractive.

If a man talks to a woman and she gives up her number, her endgame is sex, just like his. Sex is the penultimate goal in life. Infecting the genepool with your DNA is the goal to life.

>eating a hole where literal shit and faeces come from
digusting, you should be asha-*BRAAAAP*

Fortune favors the brave.

>literal shit and faeces

Aren't those the same

Look at the catalog, how many of those threads are actually about fitness?

he's talking about the nsfw pic

Just so you know that pic is wrong. You need to switch D/L and power cleans. That pic was made by some guy online I forget the site but when mark payed out the program to t nation he has you D/L on Monday. Google it niggers.

Of course I do, and she eats mine as well. There's nothing like eating a nice tight (clean) asshole.