So I'm trying to get buff for my gf but orgasms are destroying my test and eating away at my gains...

>gf said we should put me in a chastity cage to enforce no fap

i hope you enjoy the thought of her getting fucked by other men in front of you

>Constantly rub chilli peppers with hands
No more masterbating, you vile creature.

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Listen to your GF. She knows better.

nofap doesn't claim this though.

she is trying to cuck you

>orgasms are destroying my test and eating away at my gains
Holy shit you people are fucking retarded. You only EDGE the whole week so test levels rise to max and on sundays, before they fall anyways, you allow yourself to cum. You have to cum on her body though and lick it off to not lose proteins and gains.
It's almost like you morons never had basic sex ed or even read the god damn sticky. This isn't quantum physics.

you're supposed to do prostate massages once a week

>nofap
>Orgasming in a woman is somehow different than orgasming into your hand
>There are faggots who actually believe this

Are white people now coming up with scientific reasons to cuck themselves?

>I'm trying to get buff for my gf
>gf said we should put me in a chastity

t. protocuck

jezus christ, remove yourself from the gene pool already this shit is pathetic

>but orgasms are destroying my test and eating away at my gains.
Hahahahahahahah

One of the two ruins your life

i've heard good things about the holy trainer

masturbation lows testosterone, sex increases it.

Really not gonna work. I can imagine it working for the first or second time, but at the third time, you'll be ripping each others clothes off and she'll fucking unlock you for you to creampie her ass

This. What many don't know is that the ever elusive third eye is actually on your penis! So when your penis goes inside of a woman's vagina, it tells the superconductors in your testes to produce testosterone. Conversely, if your penis sees your hand, it tells the teste men to stop production of testosterone, because of evolution and shit.

You should use metal instead of plastic.

the next step is inviting Tyrone over to fuck her so you can preserve your "test"

How do you even keep that shit hidden under your pants? Wouldn't it stick out like all the fucking time?

Also
>gf suggested it

Have fun getting cucked

It's not fair to not have sex and not please your gf so you should benefit both of you. Go ahead and chastise yourself and let your gf get off with other guys it's only fair to her.

You seem to be getting worse at this you guys, next time try to be more subtle

Ok fit no I have new sexul fitnes techniqe ok so When you cum but instead squeeze ass Abs feet so hard together until you feel the need to cum left Tbh you should all try feels 1000 times better than cumming and needs alot of will power plus insane test boost How its fucking insane for me Almosen like 1 Minute off squeezing as hard as i can to not cum

>next time try to be more subtle
have you read the thread? it's not necessary

My gf and I found the perfect way to maximize my gains. Every night she gets creampied by someone from my gym, and then I lick it off her pussy, stealing all their protein and gains while laughing my ass off as those suckers.

This is genious

You are no longer natty you fucking cheating scumbag, you can't just take extra protein thats not your own

I know right, it was her idea.

That's like saying eating meat is stealing animals' protein. Survival of the fittest brah, I'm just top of the food chain.

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>impyling nofap works

as a matter of fact I did not

>so gf said we should put me in a chastity cage
oh boy...

ikr
maybe extinction of the white race is for the better. Tho chinks will dominate the world then and they won't fuck around with blacks and arabs.

Or just have him cum in your ass. I hear protein absorption through your anal cavity makes for quicker gains

Not having a boyfriend to constantly fucking your asshole

>Fag

C U C K
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AHAHAHA. Underrated

Underated

this has to be bait

>nofap fags are literally using chastity cages now
what the fuck. Just have a little self control and fap without porn.

>needing a literal penor cage to stop yourself from fapping
fuck dude just grow some fucking self control

Double dubs and trips don't lie, going to try this

When you fap your androgen receptors are less receptive to test it's best to only fap like once a week to get the most out of your bodies testosterone

dont worry he is taking himself out of the gene pool with chastity

Your gf wants to cuck you m8. In a few moths or even weeks, she's gonna tell you how she wants to fuck Tyrone
Abandon ship immediately

Is it true that sex with guys help gainz? Or was I rused?

The more you masturbate the more test and the bigger your penis gets

haven't jerked off in >2 weeks
hard-on is hard
dick is strangely longer while flaccid
same length with boner tho

>orgasms are destroying my test and eating away at my gains
orgasms don't do that
>No sex doesn't help since I can't stop myself from fapping, so gf said we should put me in a chastity cage to enforce no fap.
Stupid. And when you're otherwise not having fapping you should be having as much sex as possible
>Does this seem like a good idea?
No
>[citation needed]
All the evidence says what he posted is bullshit
That is a bullshit pseudoscientific meme
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

Bro how about you man the fuck up and practice some self control.

Jesus.........