My anus leaks a clear, odorless liquid after i poop

my anus leaks a clear, odorless liquid after i poop

i soaks my underwear

what is happening?

butt jizz you lucky fucker

fuck off you homo

i am not a homo

i have never had sex

Do you have any other symptoms?
The liquid might be mucus, possibly b/c of inflammation

i also have hemorrhoids that bleed infrequently

but even when i don't bleed, i get the liquid

The membrane is probably inflamed and it's probably mucus. Gross I know.
Maybe you should go to a doctor, your rear end sounds JUST.

i got food poisoning a few years ago and my anus has never been the same

i thought it would fix itself eventually

Might have wrecked your intestinal flora.

i didn't know intestinal flora was a thing

There's a bunch of bacteria that live in your guts that help you digest things. It's like an inner ecosystem and sometimes really bad food poisoning can fuck this up and make it hard to reestablish the correct balance that you need.

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is it possible to fix it?

Don't mean to spook you but anal mucus discharge is sometimes associated with cancer. I'd book an appointment pronto.

Idk dude I'm not a doctor but I'm sure it can be fixed.
You're talking about your health, with which you're apparently experiencing a problem, maybe you ought to spend some time researching this.

It means your ass is lusting for some cock

you have bowel incontinence

I have this too OP! I will fart and it will leak out my ass. It's not a shart, theres no shit in it, but like you said a clear odorless liquid, almost like goo.

I told my mom about it that I farted in class and that goo came out and she laughed in my face. I hope im not dying.

stay strong bro

I am gay and you got me horny as f OP. Let me lick your asshole please.

Try Yakult. Doctors here (the Netherlands) recommend it during & after antibiotics to support your digestive systems bacteria

Your anus was designed for cocks to pulsate and cum in. Congrats on the ass vagina. Cherish the gift that god has given you.

i fucking lol'ed

Yeah fucking right.

Yakult is a meme. Its like taking 5 sugarcubes.

yakult = liquid yogurt = importing bacteria to help digestion
no meme faggot

how does it come out of your ass but doesn't smell?
maybe you're just used to the smell?

Once, out of the blue, I shat out a completely clear and odorless mucus. Like my ass just blew its nose.

Only happened once and is still one of the most surreal moments of my life.

Thats literally broscience.

Congrats, youve been memed.

Eat some sourkraut and unpasteurized yogurt

You've been using a squat plug that is too large. Go get a smaller one and the problem should go away in a week or two.

You need to find a friend, have him put on a condom, shit on your chest, wipe his dick on his shit, and then fuck your asshole.

It's called a fecal transplant and it's very effective at correcting bacterial imbalances in the gut.

>MFW what sounds like generic Veeky Forums shitposting yields actual advice

How does this not have more (you's) I'm fucking dying laughing at it

Research probiotics. They are basically pills with billions of good bacteria in them that are intended to inhabit your intestines when you eat them.

Be warned that some probiotics can be DEAD on the shelves of stores due to improper handling (limited shelf life, being transferred in hot trucks, etc.). You can buy refrigerated ones which are more "trustworthy" (some people will debate this, but I believe it) in how alive they are because bacteria don't die as fast in cooler temperatures, which increases the pill's shelf life.

You can also buy fermented foods to get probiotics, which may be cheaper. Research it.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, INTESTINAL PROBLEMS WILL F.U.C.K. YOU UP. I was in constant pain for over a year before I realized that food was causing it, and I just realized recently that it is probably a course of antibiotics I took years ago that fucked up my intestinal flora.

Do your research user. Good luck!

Not him, but do your own research before you call probiotic foods broscience. I'm not familiar with the specific brand of yogurt the other user is talking about, and it is true that certain yogurt brands may be useless for probiotics, but probiotics in general CAN be eaten, and DO digest things. Intestines don't magically process food all by themselves.

your mom is a fucking bitch.

This is true.

Well, the fecal transplant part. I don't know about the delivery method.

way out of line and not even funny, the fuck is wrong with you

>American diets

cum isnt odorless you god damn idiots