"Hey user. I hear you squat 315lbs. Wow! Then I guess it should be easy for you to..." >swim >run a mile in 5 minutes >run a 21k >do a bridge >do a full split (front and side) >do a handstand on coke bottles >reach the top in wall climbing >beat up Chad when he's sober >last more than 5 minutes on a blowjob
"I-I thought you said you were fit."
Daniel Gray
>wanting to last longer on a blowjob The fuck
Jose Watson
kek. trust a woman to employ such specious reasoning.
Aiden Baker
what is the point of this shit? almost everything you listed is a useless specialization of some sorts
>doing bridges >doing splits >doing handstands
nigger what.
Nathaniel Williams
>yfw I am the the sober Chad >yfw I squat 220kg
Jayden Torres
It's a good thing I'm white and swimming comes naturally.
Ayden Adams
>ultimate flexibility and total body strength and coordination yeah, real useless
you know what is useful though? Lifiting up a specifically shaped heavy object in few limited positions.
William Nelson
t. 120lb twink who couldn't gain any strength
Gavin Cruz
>swim Only back stroke and dog paddle. I can't swim under anything 6ft deep. >5min.mi 7 minutes >21k Walk. Could only jog up to 15k >bridge from the ground. >split nowhere near >handstand wall assisted >wall climb done that on easy mode >Chad I am Chad >bj Ruined the sensitivity of my cut penis with chronic masturbation so I can last indefinitely.
Nathaniel White
t. skele ethiopian runner
>run a mile in 5 minutes >run a 21k >do a full split (front and side) >do a handstand on coke bottles who cares tier
>swim >last more than 5 minutes on a blowjob basic functionality tier
>reach the top in wall climbing wut/not specific
>beat up Chad when he's sober this is the only one she cares about
Brayden Reyes
Just a bw squat doesn't count
Brayden Richardson
yeah well i heard you suck dick at 44p peak times and 33p at all other times ya wee sweaty cunt
Leo White
tfw can't squat 3 plates either...
Logan Ross
>tfw 30 >tfw I don't know how to swim So I need to hire a coach or is self-study sufficient.
Christian Hughes
I really don't understand how the fuck anyone past the age of 5 can't swim
Jonathan Taylor
We've got a real fucking mystery there, Sherlock. Maybe they don't live near water and dodged pools forever.
Bentley Rodriguez
>not lasting for years in a blowjob because death grip
Jeremiah Campbell
I regularly move furniture for houses my dad rents out and my strength gains have been an incredible help. Most importantly is probably all the grip training from deadlifting frequently. It all translates pretty well, much more so than doing the splits or a handstand
Hunter Williams
I can dunk basketball can your running 21k friend do it? no? thought so
Charles Perez
220kg squat at 220kg bw is considerably more impressive than 220lb squat at 220lb bw
Chase Cooper
this...
Are you a fucking virgin OP?
I've never heard a girl complain about lasting longer during a blow job. Fuckin ever. Even jokingly. Not eve sarcastically.
Leo Martin
>swim Ya pretty easy, who can't swim? >Mile in 5 minutes Haven't run a timed mile in forever, but my mile repeats pace is ~5:30 >21k Pic related, not great but OK. >Do a split Kek, no >Bridge Still no >Handstand on coke bottles Fuck off cunt >Reach too in wall climbing I could when I was like 9, so can anyone else who grew up in mountain communities >Beat up Chad while he's sober Who the fuck gets in fights anymore? >Last more than 5 minutes from a blowjob REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Owen Wilson
>coke bottle handstands I prefer coke bottle squats.