Hello guys. I've come to the terrible realization im just a loser. And I don't know how to fix myself

answer to me faggot

Bro, writing here about your problems ain't gonna help.
Just make a list of everything you want and start improving yourself, little by little.
Job:choose a field, start learning etc
Friends:get some hobbie:hiking, martial arts.. Whatever Russell your Jimmies.
Girl:become more social, more interactions with people, maybe even some of the rsd stuff...

Good luck mate, we gonna make it.

>come to friend's huge birthday party
>music is loud
>lots of people, noone I know has arrived yet
>grab a drink, sit down on the couch
>two qt 3.14 sit beside me
>this pleasant smell
>it's from childhood
>the smell of crayons
>one girl leaves to grab drinks for two of them
>turn to the one left sitting beside me
>"hi there, beauty, you smell like colour pencils"
>she leaves

I just got my first kiss at 24 like 4 months ago. I slept with a chick like 3 weeks ago. there is still hope dude. Ive still never had a GF. I am good looking and in shape though, so take that as a good or a bad thing.

i gave up on lifting honestly. haven't been in like two months cus i can't make a single fucking gain. I have low testosterone, im weak as fuck.

im weaker than girls at my gym man. I've lifted for over a year but now i just gave up.

>Watch cuckold porn unironically everyday
literally kill yourself

Im horribly ugly and barely in good shape, with no friends and no social skills ever yet ive still managed to bang tons of battle axes. Not sure how people dont get laid when the fucking internet exists....

fuck you normie

im here for help not for getting bullied

I have a severe fear on intimacy, I attract chicks all the time but whenever it starts to escalate i freak out, idk whats wrong with me.

Start from somewhere. Pick the first thing that you can improve.

Let's say unemployment. I don't know your education level, but since you've not given it I'll assume you don't have it for the sake of this hypothetical situation. You wouldn't have the chance to be picky, so apply to as many places as possible that are hiring and start there. Go to interviews, fake confidence til you make it. Over time you SHOULD end up with some kind of job. Save up money until you can move out, then do it. What I mean is, go step by step at improving yourself. Don't tackle everything at once.

I'll tell you later then. I have to go make dinner. Don't kill yourself yet and check this thread at least every hour for 3-4 hours until I reply
I'll help you

i watch tranny porn and want to be the girl getting banged

>just wait 5 hours bro

gee thanks normie

That smell was probably from their make-up.

I was in a pretty similar place a few months back, but I decided to stop and I did.

Seriously, I don't know what else to say; I just said "fuck this" and moved on, now I'm doing much better.

I don't watch porn anymore, I'm going out with a qt, I'm exercising and eating healthier. The only thing bad habit I haven't been able to quit yet is smoking, but I'm getting there.

It's all you my man. Don't think "I'm GOING TO CHANGE", just go and change. Once you start you won't really look back.

Were those battle axes attractive?
If they were, you're not as ugly as you think

Get any type of job. Save everything you can for 6 months. Then you go backpack in south east asia, australia, europe or anywhere for the next 6 months. Live at hostels and meet other people, get the life experience you can never receive from sitting at home.

You are still very young. You will meet a turning-point sooner or later. You can still fuck around and wait for the next 10 years before you start your "adult" life. It does not mather as long as you have enjoyed the time. It is ok to live with your parents, but make something out of that time.

And I can tell you, having a girlfriend is not as fun as it seems, most men end up as slaves that just get tossed around to keep a girl happy, and you know what? Girls will break up sooner or later in almost all cases and leave them heartbroken, they have no loyalty and no gratefulness.
Sex is fun but it gets boring after 100 times, but if it's a big deal to you, just go grab yourself an escort. It's nothing to be ashamed off.
Worry about girls and relationships when you're in your 30s instead.

Just stand up and get your life together Op. You deserve to enjoy life.

Look normies. I don't want to be *that* guy but there really is no one hiring people like me.

Normie? Fuck off normalfag, go back to pleddit or listen to me. I have to make my own dinner, no parents or qt gf, so fucking wait

Well then that settles it. Do you want to continue wallowing in self loathing, or do you want to improve? That's the difference. Even if you think that you're a piece of shit-- maybe you are-- the employers don't have to know that. Like I said, fake it. If not, then continue to complain on the internet without hope for yourself.

I wonder who is behind this post

We won't give you pity. We can help you get better, but we won't do shit instead of you. Step up or fuck off.

im asking for help and you faggots are just giving me meaningless platitudes.

Curious, what do jews have to do with cuck?

Sort yourself out.

Lower white birthrates

guess who produces cuck porn (and porn in general, really) and pushes subversion of morals in society?

What other help can we give apart from giving you the job and girlfriend ourselves? We're offering steps you can take to improve yourself. What are you really asking for?

Jews run the porn industry and keep pushing interracial porn. Now transsexual porn as well

>What are you really asking for?

I want to learn how to make a good schedule and adhere to it and some tips to staying focused and working on things that need to be done

ok mate. My english is not that strong, but I'll try. Cant you contact an agency that rents out people for day to day jobs to get a start?

I dont know where you live, but in most places in the world, if you are willing to put a days work (8 hours) into getting a job, you wil have some kind of a job.

contact social services and get on a social rehabilitation program

I'm telling you to w8 until i finish my dinner you filthy normalfag

>Watch cuckold porn unironically everyday
I seriously believe that our brains have some kind of internal immune system that detects when you are so broken that you do shit like this and then it goes "Nope. Man - your genes gotta go, sorry" and then it makes you self-harm and eventually kill yourself. So OP, if you want to live you probably want to cut this shit out starting with today.

If you want a drastic change of things, join a branch of the military. Steady check, fitness encouraged, and you get the "honor" of being a veteran. Plus you can work towards a degree while in, get the GI Bill when you leave.

Just a thought, i know military service might not sound great, but its an option.

Alright. Out of all of your complaints you listed, what do you think you should prioritize first?

If you checked who the owners of porn companies are, would some ethnicities be overrepresented? What do you think?

I guess though but all that will do is give me some money, i have all these other problems I don't know how to fix.

I have a few thousand dollars saved anyways.

i guess working, getting drivers license and finishing highschool?

What an ungrateful fuck

Get a spray bottle and spray yourself in the face every time you want to watch porn.

I am almost exactly like you and I feel nothing but positivity. Probably because I don't watch cuckold porn.
>lifting and getting stronger
>getting laser eye surgery
>will soon be able to buy a house and a nice car

I don't exactly love my job, but fuck, I get paid pretty well and I don't care if I get fired.

Finding a nice girlfriend feels inevitable.

Tell us about your problems. You are anonymous here. Some of us here are actually trying to help you out here.

>i am almost like you

>Except I'm nothing at all like you because I'm making gains, have a job and money, almost able to buy property and getting an expensive operation

Thanks bud

Okay
>No friends
>Kissless virgin
>No highschool diploma
>Little money
>NEET
>No skills
>Parents hate me for leeching off of them
>no drivers license

All of your greentexts are true about me

Except the cuckold porn and not being good at anything. I bet your good at something. Probably computers.

...

Get a drivers license and do adult education, those are easy enough, and I'm assuming your parents will help you out, to get you on your feet quicker.

In the mean time, get a job for experience sake, or since you have the luxury of living with your parents, you can even volunteer to gain experience rather than waste your life working at Wal Mart. Or maybe you should work at WalMart for a bit to gain some perspective.

Sounds like my friend from high school. I'll say getting your GED is most important, then. And while you're doing that, get your license. I know you want a schedule, but I don't know if I can offer that. I'm just trying to compartmentalize and organize what you should do first. It's okay to live with your parents for a little bit until you get on your feet, so I'd say don't worry about moving out just yet until you get your GED or associates if you choose to go down that path.

Then, I would say with your high school diploma, apply to other jobs, or see if you can get into you local community college and work your way up from there. Countless people told me they wished they went to CC first.

First and foremost, know you're not actually as shitty as you think you are. You're fine, you're just not following things at the established schedule that people try to follow. In terms of staying focused, just keep reminding yourself why you're doing this. Also, get some hobbies if you don't have them so the stress gets taken off of you sometimes.

this is literally me but i have 0 money. i'll be 31 soon

Those are not problems. I assumed you would say something like cancer or inflammatory bowel disease. You are listing opportunitys!
Try what I said earlyer. Go travel and experience the world. Stay at hostels and meet people. You will get friends no mather how bad you are at social skills.
You wil come home after some months with a completely new view at your life!

This is my prediction
>join military where you get swole and start to feel like you have a purpose before being kid aloes by taliban
>tortured for a while but eventually rescued by the real heroes
>go to bar get in fight as ptsd sets in and accidentally kill man
>get off lucky 5 years jailtime but you become some black mans Bitch and eventually like the anal while feeling horribly
>once you get out get sex change and become everybodies Bitch
>your gang is wiped out by the Russian mafia LA HLM style
>in your pain find 18 yr old who looks 16 and fuck her while she's drugged out with a strap on
>wake up one morning to her dad standing over your bed he kidnaps and tortures you
>turns out he's one of the the guys who saved your ass in Afghanistan
>realized who you are and caps your sorry ass

Also, think about this. If you do decide to go to community college, you'll be exposed to more people and can join clubs and shit. That's how I met my friend group right now, and I'm super shy, but the club consists of autistic anime nerds, and that was good enough for me.

and you may find somewhere else in the world you want to live. How about coming here to Norway? We need workers in every fields and the living standards here are very high.
Just dont sit there and do nothing.

Okay you guys right, I should just start working away at my problems but first i need to figure out how to get off Veeky Forums. How do I do that?

it's pretty much something i do like 14 hours a day, easily. I just spend all day refreshing the catalog of multiple boardswhen I could be learning programming or really learning anything on the internet.

In all seriousness though, join the military it may be pretty much borderline slavery but it gives you a purpose and once your out you'll have more opportunities than you can imagine just 4 years to get your life on the line and you get out a whole new person. If your unable to join the military then do what any real proffesional does: change your entire identity by moving somewhere else to start a new life and get involved in the underground have some risk in your life to force you to change and if you make your way out you'll have the skills and dedication to find basic work, once you have your feet on the ground convince yourself your someone else entirely till you've developed a completely new personality and live your life till the day you die like the rest of us

Don't cut it out. Use it as your reward.

Just stay off /B/ and you'll be good. Spend your time doing something else. Veeky Forums is not the opposite of sucsess

>it gives you a purpose
>you'll have more opportunities
kek

If it feels really impossible for you to get off at home, maybe go to a public place so that you don't feel as comfortable going onto Veeky Forums. That way, your mind is taken off of it and you can focus on beneficial things. If you're at the library, you may feel more inclined to work on something productive because of the environment.

Or, you can think about good hobbies to take up your time instead. Try actually going to the gym if you feel confident enough. Just think about things that can occupy you more than Veeky Forums, and above all, if you really wanna get off, just force yourself to not come on anymore. If you feel like coming on, say no and do something else.

I say this only because you feel like Veeky Forums consumes too much of your time. The site itself isn't bad, but if you're overdoing it, then cutting back is good.

First time I stayed at a hostel it was awful and I hated it

But that's pretty typical of life and what OP has to learn. In order to be happy you have to try new things and initially it's going to be awful. There are times I've seriously considered jumping off a building but ultimately it was worth what I was going through.

That's how you escape NEETdom

Nothing wrong with 4-chan man, if you wanna jack off do it to someone you know in person. The problem isn't the problem it's your attitude about the problem-jack sparrow...anything is redeemable you just need to wake up and realize how many options there are in your life, sometimes the best way to move on and grow up is to force yourself like I said join the military or move to a new city force yourself to stand on your own feet and be ready for the world...if we have people who can lead a nation from nothing then you can find a reason to live and not have to hate yourself for it all it takes is some motivation and commitment

>The site itself isn't bad

I feel like it kind of is though.

I learn nothing here it's just a total waste of time.

Veeky Forums is fine, just don't use it when you have anything else to do

Then there you go! You don't need it in your life right now, so do what I suggested and find ways to occupy your time or remove yourself from your comfortable home environment which could tempt you into going on.

I'll never understand any man who would call himself a loser. Where were these guys father's to teach them to never speak about themselves in a negative way. At least the weeabos have borderline super confidence thanks to their anime giving them confidence

How does spending time on Veeky Forums benefit my life?

It's just boring and sometimes make me angry. I feel like I only spend time on Veeky Forums because I'm desperately waiting for some 1/1000 thread will give me amazing advice and knowledge about the world.

But it never comes. Ever.

ALL knowledge is potentially valuable you just have to know how to process it, besides its not information your here for it's a relief and human contact, sometimes what we want most isn't someone to sit and talk to in person but just to be open and respond to the shit other people throw at us on this site, it's not like you can tell people to go suck a flimsy banana in person and be accepted, sometimes we just want to be able to speak our mind even if it's for humour sake and that's how you vent...the best way to try and connect is gaming most people I know online I met through Gmod like a dimwit and since your 22 your pretty much perfect if you just try and stick with a group of people and get to know them, and over time your social skills will expand where your comfortable starting conversations in person

You have all the advice you need right here in this thread mate.

Blacked is literally owned by jew

The Jews want to wipe out whites to have a loyal negro population which is why so much media tries to convince white women to date black or even Hispanic males while white men are sexually repressed but that's besides the point

That's fucking retarded
nergroes and hispanics consider Jews white and 'the enemy' same as any other whites

Jews own most porn companies

As I said though for the third time and technically 4th...if you really feel like you can't force yourself join the military I know it sounds like a horrible idea but honestly most of your time is just sitting on base trying to pass the time, you'll be around people who also spend all their free time either hanging out with barrack buddies or simply online with nothing else to do, and when you start to feel down you'll have someone to make you workout, squad mates to push you on and a family who will literally die for you, these people start off as strangers and become your brothers, you turn from someone with no motivation to having a real reason to get up in the morning...but it's not for everyone, like I said your basically a slave for the state but no matter what way you look a it someone's gonna force you to wake up you might as well do it with a whole bunch of people around the same age who are all starting off fresh together

tf did i just read

That's what they want you think goyem

Get a job you faggot nigger. Structure your life around it, and build discipline every day. Your sexuality is the least of your worries.

>Watch cuckold porn
>not master race trap and incest fetishes

This

>kissless virgin
Who the fuck cares?

Im going to the gym now. I hope your life works out for you. I would really suggest you go travel somewhere for some months or longer. At least do something to improve your life to make it worth living.
Belive me, I have been way deeper than you. Atleast you have your health in order.

You have to get down in the mud and pull yourself out of it, that is the only way.

What benefit does any leisure have?

>19
>not a kissless virgin, had sex with 3 different boys when I was 11-13 yr old
>But dont want to come out as bi so say I slept with 1 girl only and I've actually kissed a few which people know about
>Poor as fuck living at home, with parents being poor af too
>No job
>No good friends left
>No skills
>Extremely fucked up porn habits
>No motivation
>Fat af
>Still no gf

>>Not good at a single thing in the world
You're pretty good at shit posting.