Head to local lifting mosque in downcrater mosul

>head to local lifting mosque in downcrater mosul
>go to stone quarry to retrieve proper weighted throwers
>Chad'muhallah Muhammad Sadiq has already retrieved them and is pelting foam infidels
>forced to clump multiple rocks
>frontdesk Sheikh gloats over my form
>jokes that at least *someone's* virgins are waiting for them in paradise
>go home and pray furiously

Death to all Syntholdels!

>that one infidel who doesn't pray between sets

By Allah

Superior post my friend!

An arab chad is called Rashad or raCHAD

HES NOT FAKE HES NATTY HE CAN DEADLIFT A WHOLE 113LB M2 BROWNING

arab chad is Ahmed

How to stop my 8yo wife from being a gains goblin?

>that one guy who milks his goat in the gym for protein shakes, lets it shit everywhere and eat the bench cushioning

Is Veeky Forums always this funny and creative? I've been visiting for a couple of weeks and its been consistent. Or this is just pasta?

While you're slaving away at your local lifting mosque CHADDAM is eating kebabs and marrying multiple women.

Fucking kek. Lost it at downcrater

Chaddam Swolsein

Old pasta from /b/. Guy in OP's picture was compared side by side to a chubby US soldier with the header "America is finished" or something

>chest and tri day
>forgot my bomb vest for weighted dips
>tfw I'll never leave humanity behind and join Allah

Same as all boards after a couple of months you realise how repetitive it is

Variations on a theme, brother. You will realize soon that there is very little original content on Veeky Forums.

i didnt get that part

>Gym gremlin snuck pork into my post workout meal again

May Muhammad (praise be his name) show mercy

New here, yet you managed to get double dubs.Checked

Veeky Forums is hardly ever funny and especially not creative though.

Anything funny and creative is screenshotted and repeated to death. Or just ignored in favor of stale memes.

This place thinks sips is the funniest shit ever for example.