*blocks your ear*

Q tips are bad for your ears though. Preferably nothing smaller than your pinky should enter it.

>I use q-tips

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Earwax extractions are satisfying as fuck desu

youtube.com/watch?v=99u02vOvNvg

What is your ear cleaning routine bros?

Every fucking 3 months one of my ears blocks up and I lose literally 90% of my hearing. What is wrong with me Veeky Forums?

Same here. Doctor said some people just have excess earwax and there's nothing to really do about it besides cleaning it up every once in a while.

I'm considering looking into home solutions.

every 3 months or so randomly decide to look into my earbuds, clean the wax that accumulated in them, then clean my ears.

>mfw this thread
I clean my ears every morning

Couple years ago my left ear went deaf.
Went to local walk-in clinic.
Chubby male attendant merely used warm H2O and Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) to irrigate my ear canals.

>warm water felt nice.

Afterward, for about 24 hrs, everything in life sounded as if the "Treble" control was turned up to 15. Hsssssssss.

>I think it began with my earbud use. I now use over the ear phones.

One time a bloody slime covered little dude crawled out of my cooch.

I had this, don't use cotton buds (Q tips for amerilads) and use the jet of your shower to fill and empty your ears a few times every time you shower

mama?

>That feel when no GF to mimi your kaki
youtube.com/watch?v=S0UMDFzi1v8

This fucking happened to me one time when I was getting out of the shower on 3 tabs of acid.

It felt like there was water caught in my ear and I spent the entire rest of the trip clawing and shaking my head to get it out. The next day I went to the Dr. and they flushed out a giant ball of wax.

>2014
>still using q-tips
>not just using warm water when showering

this pic is fucking gold

I have extremely tiny ear canals so water get stuck every time but after I shower I use wet q-tips then dry ones

>Jazzmyne

Oh right, it's Buzzfeed. Kek

Ew you never clean your ears? Nasty cunt

this ear doctor says you shouldn't use them

Not using a few drops of oil to dissolve that shit

Just got diagnosed with strep throat, the bacterial kind (thank god, it means I can use penicillin)

Every time I swallow (no homo) it feels like I'm swallowing shards of glass. How to get rid of the pain? Paracetamol isn't doing fucking shit and I can't get a hold of any opioids at the moment

Toughen up, it builds character.

Yeah because he wants you to see him to get cleaned instead of doing it yourself

fuck

The cancer surgeons want you to smoke?

You can always gargle salt water. Doesn't help for long but the saltier the longer the pain relief.

Yeah actually they do

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>implying they don't need the work

Surgeons aren't paid by the surgery you fucking dip they're salaried.

Yes they are dumb cunt
>get lots of patients
>get lots of tax payer dollars
That's why they what you to see them a hundred million times and experiment with 500 different medications before they figure out the right one

We're done here

look mate, I don't know how health care is provide in your third world favela but that's not how it works in a real country.

You must live in a country with shit socialized (socialised) medicine

Jealous amerinigger doesn't understand how basic civilisation works
Stay mad cunt

A round thing that holds earrings was stuck in my ear for almost a decade. I went to a doctor about it and he thought it was just ear wax. It somehow fell out when I laid my head down for sleep. I felt someone coming out of my ear and my hearing suddenly improved.

how did it even get in there in the first place

I have no idea. I don't even wear earrings.

Just put a drop or two of cooking/olive oil in your ears. After a couple hours the wax will literally drip out.

sorry brah, that was me. stuck it in their for the bantz

Imagine the retards who would find that pic funny

Once I had two blocked ears on holiday. I didn't know any doctors and it was driving me crazy. In the end I got the wax out by using my camera's squeezy lens blower thing as a syringe. It took ages but it worked.

To turn squeezy lens blower thing into a syringe, just take the brush end off and cover the hole when sucking the water up.

q-tips are fine as long as you don't actually stick them into your ear canal. They're good for cleaning out all the nooks and cranies of your ears.

i hate this hsit

Doctoral brotip for all of you.

Get a syringe with a flexible plastic tip. Fill with warm water. Insert into ear canal and spray. Repeat until blockage clears. You can add some hydrogen peroxide if the blockage is very difficult to clear.

DO NOT USE COLD WATER EVER. You'll get bad vertigo/nausea/dizziness for upwards of several days.

Warm water about body heat is the best.

(You)

I do too, but I wanna stop because these are actually really bad for your hearing. After using them, I can hear my ears ringing and apparently that's my hearing getting worse.

I know bros, it feels so fucking good to just twirl that bad boy in there. But it's really, really bad for you from every doctor I've asked or heard.

directions unclear, punctured eardrum with needle

If you're not completely retarded using qtips is fine. Push it in while keeping it away from the walls of your ear canal then press to one side and pull out, repeat until you get all the surface clean.

If you go jamming the goddamned thing in and twisting and ear-fucking yourself with the qtip then it's gonna mess your shirt up.

My dude... this has been a problem wit me since childhood. 22 now and I had to have my ears flushed out with wax softening drops and everything literally three days ago. Just be thankful for Western ear lavages that don't exist in every country.

I have had one doctor say that its not bad necessarily if you don't go too deep and know the technique but he also said "You might think you know how to do it, but you don't, so don't do it". Apparently doing it too aggressively can also lead to infections and whatnot since the wax actually protects the ear or someshit.

stop cumming in your ears

one time my doctor shot water in my ears and huge gunks of wax flew out

Underrated comment

>water

>be 14
>wake up one night with an awful pain in my ear
>tell parents
>mom pours hydrogen peroxide in my ear
>mfw a bug floats to the surface
>mfw it starts crawling on my face
>mfw my dad smashes it on my face

WHAT?

Dextrometorphan and loratadine in the for of syrup.

>Not washing your ears in the shower
>Not washing literally everything in the shower
i even clean my nose in the shower

Not earwax. Might be an infection of the tubes that go between ears and your mouth, regulating pressure. So what you have is a hard ball of spit

>>mfw it starts crawling on my face
>>mfw my dad smashes it on my face
made my day

this happened to me in an interview once

That's fucking hilarious.
That reminds me of when I had to go to ER to get 2 confetti bats pulled from out of my nose. I was like 3 at the time. Thankfully they were able to get it out with tweezers,

that reminds me of the time I got a McDonalds straw stuck in the barrel of my mosin nagant. thankfully I was able to get it out with tweezers

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>apparently that's my hearing getting worse.
There are a lot of reasons for your ears to ring and not all of them have to do with hearing loss, but yeah avoid doing anything that will cause that.
I have tinnitus so bad I wanted to kill myself when it first started. Don't fuck up your ears

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BUG SMASHED FACE

That was a gains goblin. He was trying to escape with all of the muscle you'd put on in the previous 9 months.

>playing with q tips with siblings when I was 3
>brother slaps q tips that were hanging out of my ears
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>have to go to the doctor to get them removed
I still remember that shit.
I still use q tips daily tho no problems

qtips are not to be put in your ears.

no one buys them for anything else. kek

Can confirm. Ruined 3 shirts this way

>Be 34
>Autistic son wakes me up screaming
>Wife asks yahoo answers
>No hydrogen peroxide
>Uses bleach instead
>Iknowwherehegetsitfrom.jpg
>Need to shut up kid
>Get idea
>Grab bug from outside window
>When wife isn't looking drop it on sons ear
>Mfw i smash the little shit
>And the bug
>Tfw dad jokes in greentext

Best feeling desu

>tfw had tinnitus my entire life

:(

nah im just fucking around, it aint that bad. it only becomes salient when someone mentions tinnitus or i think about it. like right now. :(

breathe in
breathe out

nah I have it too because I was stupid enough to shoot without earpro, it only happens when I'm in total silence. Like sitting on the toilet and the entire universe just stops kind of silent

delete

>pulls it out of the ear
>doesn't immediately flick it and stomp on it
>instead sets it back on the ear just in case the leg the tweezer is holding breaks of and it makes a mad crawl back inside the ear

Back when I was 390lbs I once got my right ear clogged with dust from some knock off Oreos I bought from Lidl

I had like 2 in my hand to shove into my mouth but felt a burst of sleepiness and rested my hand against my head and napped, without realising I had cookies in the hand.

Woke up and had smushed them into my earhole. I was too ashamed to go to a doctor so I walked around with a black stain lodged in my ear for 3 months giving me headaches until the cookies eventually fell out of my ear when I was in bed.

I ate the crumbs, they tasted like sweet ear wax

i thought it was a dog

I think its because dumbfucks push them in to far and they burst a ear drum.

>I ate the crumbs, they tasted like sweet ear wax

Jesus Christ.

I actually had this once
>tfw you thought you hearing was fine and all of the sudden it gets better

never change Veeky Forums

Don't ever tell me how to live my life.

m8 i think i just injected water into my brain, wot do?

Dont ever tell me what I should or shouldnt tell you

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