I'm in a relationship where I'm completely miserable and get sex once every three months and the end of the relationship isnt anywhere in the foreseeable future
Convince me not to get myself one of these
To keep it Veeky Forums related, can I ditch incline press if I'm also doing OHP and horizontal press or is it necessary for aesthetics ?
I unironically own one of those but am too lazy to clean it.
It got really disgusting and smells bad from the last use. Might throw it out.
What is stopping you from breaking up?
Break up you fucking cuck.
This, curious as well
Marriage. Had to get married for reasons it would take a while to explain and I'm stuck with it for at least another year
then get the thing, wait a year and divorce. ez pz
my friend let me borrow his for a few days, i'm still not sure if i want to spend the money on one for myself, though
>(You)
I need pussy to stay alive. Thing is I literally get hit on left and right wherever I go, I have slooties throwing themselves at me constantly. I just cant give the cunt I'm married to any reasons to pull the trigger
>getting married
What a cuck.
If I learned anything from the redpill it was to not get married.
autism
bro, I think she is cheating on you
bullshit alert
Gay
this. young women can't survive 3 months without being taken
>Think
LOLOL
She's getting slam fucked by Chad and or Jamal on the reg bruh.
Dump her
Bang whores
It's both financially and emotionally cheaper.
Aren't you so cool
Here, you'll really enjoy in there
either this or she is now on some kindof drug which has flatlined her sex drive. ie many anti depressants and birth control meds.
don't buy a shitty american fleshlight, get a japanese onahole. visit the jp thread
That's not the redpill you delusional autist.
She's not, I'd bet my life on it. She has the lowest sex drive out of anyone I've ever met though, and she stopped taking the relationship seriously and started taking things for granted. We both have a lot to lose if we fuck up anywhere in here, so I can guarantee you even if she has the urge to cheat, she'd never do it
Well why shouldnt you cheat then ?
can't you just dominate her? or break her?
>gaslighting
after she lost it she'll be of much more use
Like I said, if I get caught I have a lot to lose. That and I'm not the kinda person that likes cheating. I've made certain vows and I'll stand by them, as long as they're still holding
I almost cheated on her a year ago with her best friend, we made out for about 10 minutes before I stopped things and told her I couldnt do it. I came clean to wife about it and they stopped talking but stuck with me
Rubber pussy is made to feel good, real pussy is made to make babies
it's worth it op.
what about talking to her?
I mean if I just push her on the bed, undress her and start fucking her, sure she'll just go along with it, but it's obvious she's not enjoying any of it, and by extension neither am I. She gets dry after 3 minutes and my dick starts to ache a minute after. It's not even that we dont have sex anymore, it's that when we do, the sex itself sucks ass. We used to fuck on the daily and she was active in bed, now she just lays around awkwardly and waits for me to finish
Dennis?
>green card
You think I havent tried ? I talk to her about it every week, she says that she understands but then just goes back to her old self after a day or so. She's so fucking immature and selfish it's incredible, and she knows that she can be like that without repercussions because of the marriage. I honestly cant wait till this shit's over so I can ditch her
Not that, it's more of a business thing, and we're both profiting from it, but the marriage's gotta stick for it to work
sounds shitty, guess you have no other choice then
To be honest, seems like you're sort of cucking yourself friendo =\
story behind this? who's dennis?
>throwing around the cuck dank meme word
I suggest you look up the definition of the word in a dictionary before using it so confidently online
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Talk to her about it.
Tell her you need to get in that pussy or get an blowjob occasionally. If she refuses then tell her that you're going to have to see other women to blow off some steam.
Sex is an important thing for you and if she loves you and can't or simply refuses to give you what you need then she has to except that you're going to start banging club sluts to get by.
If she gets pissed or violent, then rape the fuck out of her. I don't mean punchy punch shit, I mean hold her down rip off her panties spread her legs or bend her over and go in raw.
Take the pussy and make her love every single second of it.
OR
Dump her.
First off just leave, money isn't happiness, but assuming you aren't going to get into kink. Get under the bed restraints, tie her down, put a ballgag in her, get a magic wand vibrator and hold it to her while you fuck her (with lube) she is pretty much garunteed to cum super hard, and then she will want more, if it goes well add in choking, seriously almost every women I have ever fucked has loved to be choked, the key is light pressure till they are close then choke the shit out of them almost to the point of them blacking out as she cums. All consensual of course, don't rape annon, just have rapey stile consensual sex
Jesus Christ dump her you pathetic sap
Develop rape fetish... profit?
> dude just rape her lmao
Listen to this guy
ok no I was talking about abusing her
like criticising everything the says/does, keep her from her friends and family, being ruff, ignoring her without her knowing that you're the bad guy so that you push her in your direction and make her your whore
I know I sound like pic related but this is actually a thing and many husbands do this today, without knowing ofc
This exactly and if people confront about cheating on her just tell them she has been starving you for sex and then she looks like a cunt
Oh god no
>Sticky your piece where your friend has been before
>Oh jheezzz
>birth control meds.
this
See
Most women are into rapey shit, I'm telling you guys
I'm in the same position as you, op. I had sex with my gf twice last year, and once so far this year. I got a cheap onahole type thing too. It's different, but it isn't as good as the real thing. Maybe a more expensive one would be better.
Jesus bros, either man up and leave the bitches, learn to fuck them in a way they can't get enough of, or go fuck other women just tell them you are going to and why you are going to, fuck a sexless life you low test cucks
Nigga wtf 2 times a year
This is really the key. Just tell them you are going to go fuck other women, it makes you seem alpha
>I'm in a relationship where I'm completely miserable
Then get out of it
>/thread
Correct, then she might want to tuck you, but bring it all out and fuck her in some way you never fucked her before, it will absolutely improve your life
Reeeeeeeee
She might want to FUCK you stupid autocorrect.
Although tucking you is what she is doing now, tucking you dick between your legs like a cuck, you can do this user, I will be there in spirit with you user, guiding your hips as you thrust......no homo
Ok hoping for some good advices if possible,
Ive recently met a super sweet man. We share the same interest, hes stunning, and he wants to start working out with me.
>But the doesnt have a high sex drive like i do
What should i do to make him want to have more sex? I dont want to push him away from me this early on
Make him feel good, make him feel alpha, a lot of "low sex drive makes" are really low self confidence, if that's not it shoot him in the glute with some test e and you are good to go
Guys tend to have a much higher sex drive than women. If you're a fag then it's possible you just happen to have a higher sex drive than him and I'd say deal with it. If you're a femanon and you have a higher sex drive, then either A) you're a slut or B) his athleticism is shit, he eats like shit and his test is at rock bottom and by extension his sex drive
Make him do some heavy squats, if he doesnt come home and want to fuck anything with a pulse, he's not human
Be slutty around him like while your at the gym do squats and ask for him to spot for you or something
You're a dumbass.
Not that guy but what's the reason for marriage if you don't want any children?
>What a cuck.
Shitskin getting residency?
Just buy it and jerk off fag. If you're not going to talk to her and you're not going to fuck her and you're not going to cheat on her, then what is your other option?
What is the point of this thread?
Buy the jerk off tube. Jerk off. Hell watch porn really loud and cum all over the sink who cares.
I'll answer that first by asking what the fuck do children have to do with marriage? You don't have to be married to have children, are you 9? Anyways, there's lots of legal benefits to marriage. Just search that phrase, "legal benefits to marriage." Other than that, it's totally up to the individual if it's right for them. But whether or not you get married doesn't determine whether or not you're a cuck.
Thank you, yes he only eats fast foods and usually eats a bag of chips each day.
Should probably cook more for him or maybe try to get him interested in eating clean :3
>Guys tend to have a much higher sex drive than women.
In other words: 'i never touched a woman irl'
>being the literal definition of a no test beta with no sex drive whatsoever
>accusing anyone online who makes you feel insecure of being as much of a virgin as you are
For the record bud, I'm 22 and I've fucked easily over four dozen women
I've never dated a girl who didn't want I fuck at all hours of the day. Girls are good at hiding their desires, but once you're in, they're total horn dogs. You probably don't have much sexual experience. Maybe you shouldn't be giving impressionable people advice?
Why is this wrong exactly?
Its pretty much common sense
>all those implications
What is it about his site that makes people go full retard? Maybe I should leave.
You would think until you actually enter a sexual relationship with a woman and she literally wants to fuck 5-6 times a day.
>at least another year
please tell me you're killing yourself in a year, otherwise you are degenerate scum
im married, have sex regularly but own one because its better than my hand. i like it and would recommend it but
it does need to be cleaned so if youre lazy and wont put in the effort dont get it.
>implying implications
>projecting this hard
>being this mad
Yep, definitely never touched a woman irl.
New job? Stress at work? These could be factors user.
Have you or her recently changed jobs or going through anything stressful in your lives?
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you seem like a pussy, so you need to get a dick, not another pussy you pussy
oh so you got married because you're retarded and wanted to save a few bucks on your taxes you deserve everything you get in the inevitable assraping you'll receive in divorce court
Why not keep wife, buy that, and go to bathhouses for maximum sexual pleasure?
It's hilarious how the majority of Veeky Forums spends their time whining about never being able to get laid and then suddenly turn into pussyslayerchadgod womanizers who seem to know better than sexual psychologists
Try being in a """"relationship"""" for more than a week
id say you should throw in incline press every now and then just to mix it up between the two, it works your upper chest a lot differently then either. Also I don't see the prob in have a pocket pussy, who cares?
>who cares?
Shhh, don't let the /pol/tards hear you...
>Its pretty much common sense
Confirmation bias and the internet being dominated by autistic virgins. Most guys cope with "I don't want to have sex with YOU" by making it "I don't want sex", resulting in the myth that women have a lower sex drive.
Most women are horny pretty much 24/7 when the right guy is turning them on.
How do I know you've never interacted with a woman ?
Not even sexual psychologists can pinpoint what exactly turns a woman on. There's no such thing as "the right guy" or "the secret technique". Most guys are literally always ready to have sex, whereas for most women it's extremely situational and the slightest bump in the road will turn them off
Uhm...ive been in a relationship a few times and sure, girls want sex but on average girls want less sex than guys
If it wasnt the case why do so many guys attend online dating sites, dating conventions and such shit?
I mean shit, just for kicks i checked out a dating site and set up a fake account. There are around 10-20 girls online at any given time and around 100-125 guys
There are studies that show this shit as well but im way too tired to argue this shit again
Guys want way more sex than girls do, doesnt mean girls are asexual but they are much more picky in choosing a partner because of their lower drive.
>lowest sex drive out of anyone I've ever met
because she only has the stamina to get throat fucked by chad behind your back for so long?
you honestly think there are people (women especially) who don't enjoy sex above almost anything?
No I'm not married lol. If I do get married, I'm sure I'll be fine. I can empathize with how you feel though. I can understand how someone of low social and cognitive intelligence could find themselves in a situation where their marriage would fail and they'd feel taken advantage of.
It's almost as if there's more than just a few posters on /fit? Very interesting indeed.
Stop reading mens health you autist. Men can only fuck so much before their dick stops working. Women can just go on and on and if you ever had a gf you'd know. Their sexuality isn't complex and it's no mystery what gets them going like all those magazines want you to believe. Women aren't special or mysterious. They are human and they enjoy a good dicking as much as guys enjoy it - exept they aren't limited by their bodies.
someone gets it
>tips fedora
>If it wasnt the case why do so many guys attend online dating sites, dating conventions and such shit?
Sure, they do online dating not because they are autistic betas that are unable to sexually please or turn on a woman. It's because they are such high-test pussyslaying Chads that they simply can not get enough. That's the actual reason for online dating being dominated by guys.
do decline bench press instead
t-nation.com
>They are human and they enjoy a good dicking as much as guys enjoy it - exept they aren't limited by their bodies.
Well yes, yes they do enjoy it but here comes the difference
A guy walks into a room with 10 girls and wants to fuck 9 of them
A girl walks into a room with 10 guys and wants to fuck 1 of them
Once you get a girl in a relationship she wants to fuck but overall guys are more sexually interested than girls
>i swallowed teh red pill guise
Like you fuck lol
That simply means there's a difference in pickyness and flexibility in changing the partner - this does not imply a difference in sexdrive.
That woman would probably want to fuck this one guy for days straight, while the guy could not handle more than 2 or 3 of those girls at max once per day. So the woman, though pickier, would have more sex and therefore a higher drive.
Thats not at all what i said, faggot. Not even fucking close to it
Looking for pussy doesnt mean you find pussy, guys want to fuck so they seek out ways to fuck
Most porn is directed at men, most prostitution is directed at men because men like sex way more than girls
Im sick of these bulslhit arguments so ill just say this
If girls and guys had equal sex drive, youd see girls cat calling and approaching guys in the same manner guys do in hopes of getting laid
If you don't understand that the duration of a relationship is entirely dictated by unilateral decision making on the part of any participant, then you are in no position to dream of aesthetics, you fag.
Take out incline if you are not coping with the volume. Don't take it out if you have a specific reason to do it. Or only do it alternate times.
Also to keep it not Veeky Forums trade out on your relationship, that shit sounds crap. Does he/she have a sibling you could bang to force an uncomfortable end? If you don't have kids or other shared assets, leave immediately. Say goodbye, then cut all contact. It will never get better than it is.
>Study after study shows that men's sex drives are not only stronger than women's, but much more straightforward
There are links in there you can look up, men have stronger sex drive than women.
Doesnt mean it will be stronger across the board in every case because like with most things there are statistical outliers but on average men have a much stronger drive than women
>If girls and guys had equal sex drive, youd see girls cat calling and approaching guys in the same manner guys do in hopes of getting laid
No you would not you. Women - whatever their drive is - do not have to search, which is why they don't do it. They can get real sex without much effort at any time. Men come to them all the time, basically offering them sex. The fact that they have these options explains why they don't search like this. Why would they ever make this effort? They absolutely don't need to. This has literally nothing to do with both sexes libido.