Lift like a madman

No son, but that's how they used to look before the feminist revolution.

You couldn't tell that from the shitty dye colour?

recessive gene

They have a much higher rate of rare genetic diseases, their skin is weak and prone to infection/irritation/cancer, and a bunch of other stuff that's pretty unfortunate. So that might have to do something to do with it.

Someone should have told you that macros and food quality matter. Calories in/calories out is about weight gain, not muscle gain.

Michael Venom Page?

Brotein bruv.

You need brotein.

>eat like a girl
>train soft
>visible changes in pecks arms back in a month

Making your muscles show is not the same as gaining them I guess

>TDEE over 4,000
>eat more
Baka

Answer these questions, OP. Answer truthfully.

>Over this "bulk", have you tracked your weight? Have you been gaining weight?
>Over this "bulk", have you been tracking your body fat % and LBM with calipers? Have you gained any LBM?

If the answer is no to either of these, then please kill yourself. You're not eating enough. You're the reverse of pic related.

Go to the doctor and examine your blood, pee and poo. You can have a worms.

>blue board

its Veeky Forums you degenerate, blue boards are a fucking meme.

Worms don't stop you gaining weight.

Lurk moar newfag.

>blue boards are a fucking meme.

but i didn't see anything about it on reddit

u stupid newfag? some people dont want to get banned

Two things. One, he is miscounting his calories dramatically. Two, if he says he isn't gaining weight and wants to then eat more is the solution.

kek I cenored that pic

>takeaway
very poor attempt, try again

Post some nudity plox.

I want to watch you get banned.

If you're eating 4k calories and gaining neither muscle nor fat, you're not eating 4k calories.

he could be 7 feet tall?

Unlikely.

He's kind of right.

No one would be like
>You were on Veeky Forums and we don't like that here at Sporting Jesus stores
>You say it was a blue board? Okie dokie you're good to go

Though it is nice not to be plastered with porn like any red board. That new /gif/ board is too much. Old /gif/ was a lot but the new one is just an explosion.

4000 call doesnt have to be "much" or "enough" considering how big u are and how much u train

aim for 6000 or more at least

also enjoy sicknessgains by eating takeaway that much, you will feel like shit with sapped energy if you arent already feeling this way

I eat 4k calories on a cut you fucking twinks

>4k calories on a cut
that's because you're at 45% bodyfat fatass

Try 17% twink

plz deliver

post pics then and rear glute spread

Same here OP I eat at least 4k calories mostly cheese fries and pizza but still nothing.

>be a fag
>do everything wrong
>go cry online and lie
>I can't gain muscle

what do pics have to do with the fact that I lose weight if I only eat 4k calories? I'm 6'5 230 and play rugby and pickup basketball on days I don't.

>play rugby
Please post glutes

so wheres the original pic you fucking cuck faggots

>you're a dishonest person, most sadly because you lie to yourself
>your motivation and dedication to lifting weights is paper thin and you lie saying you're working out like a "madman".
>not going to make it until you stop lying to yourself, no one will be effected on an anonymous forum by your dishonesty.
>would wish you luck but you probably have the willpower of pop-off james.

Give us the fucking sauce you faggot

it's piper fawn. don't you faggots know anything?

Boohoo I'm addicted to porn

>takeaway
no one told you to eat 4,000 calories of fish and chips dog, eat 4,000 calories of relatively healthy food and it works.

you think if you ate 1,000 g of sugar every day as your total diet you'd be jacked? you'd be getting 4k calories so why not right?

coming off a bit desperate aren't you lad

What do you eat?

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ORIGINAL DAWG

FUCKING POST THAT SHIT ASAP

OI FOK OHF THEN YA SCRRRAB