Do nofap for over 10 days since I got laid

You most likely bursted a blood vessel that leaked into the man juice. Happens because your body isn't used to the strain. Masturbating or having sex 1-2 times a week usually prevents this.

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>Nah I'm clean, got tested not to long ago.

You said you got laid ten days ago. She give you stds dude

>Actually falling for the no fap meme

By far the most successful Veeky Forums meme even moreso than SS.

some weird things are expected when you go a long time without clearing out the pipes.
As long as it doesn't happen again it's nothing to worry about.

Most STD's usually take at least ~2 weeks to fully infect and become detectable with symptoms and such. If you have a a more virulent stream it can be a little earlier than that.

I had stds before and this is not an std..

>thinking std's are all the same

Bro I have something to tell you...

Definitely bursted a blood vessel.

Nofap is a meme. Noporn is what you want to do

It's a total meme. As long as you're not whacking it 3-4 times a day you're alright. In fact, if you DON'T masturbate, you'll eventually ejaculate during your sleep as your body actually does need to get rid of old sperm

>tfw this happened to me after surgery

Had to wear a brace and fapping was hard to do. But 9 days later came in my pants and was too embarassed to wake up anyone and tell them "I came in my pants, please change me!"

It was a pain, but I managed to get new boxers on.

Damn what's it like having literally every STD in existence?

I dunno
What's it like being a fucking idiot?

>unlikely
>usually

Assuming you've had multiple before it's honestly pretty likely this is just another STD.

I've read studies before and populations that have gotten an STD before have a massively increased chance of getting a second since they tend to live the same lifestyle and screw the same people/circle of people.

Plus the immunity system tends to be weakened after the first and are more susceptible to an STD of the same type.

IIRC if you've already gotten 2 STD's you've got double digit chances to catch a third.

fap again and it will look and taste normal, trust me.

Unlikely means that it's not probably.
And usually is when something normally happens.

Something more you need me to explain?

yeah how many stds are you trying to acquire?

Might be prostatitis, get it checked

Yeah I see your point but the only flaw is that I havn't had unprotected sex since I got tested.

You must be low test, my balls start hurting after 2 days of not cumming.

The reason you never hear about it is because the vast majority of the people who actually fall for nofap have test levels approaching 0.

This.
Probably jacked too fast or/and hard.

newfag here
what is SS? (don't say nazis please)

superset

what is a superset?

Thats when you do a set each of squat bench deadlift and OHP without any rest in between.

Also make sure you do your bodyweight of all these exercises. So if you weigh 185 make sure to do about 185 lbs +/- 10(depending on the difficulty of the lift) on each.

This maximizes your gains.

for clarification, this does not include the bar

so you'll want to be squatting the bar + 185lbs on your first day, that should be relatively easy

Thanks for sharing that with us mate

silly Veeky Forums,
this story has reached beyond the borders of this board =)

Get checked son

KEK!!!!!