How are you going to compete?

How are you going to compete?

Get off Veeky Forums and get some pussy you beta cuck.

>having greater than a couple thousand in a checking account

He's a moron with money and most likely just got it from his parents

Why in the fuck does he have that much money sitting in a checking account. Its doing jack shit

Absolutely financially illiterate

literally drug dealer tier at least hire a jew to handle your investments for you

With my huge dick obviously

Women's standards are something completely out of reality. They all wanna date James Bond and end up dating the fat dude living in his mom's house w/ a Ford Fiesta 2001 in his garage and no employment.

Bitter virgin thread, huh.

Like others have said. Nobody with that much money would keep it in a bank account. Someone who doesn't know shit about finance made that pic.

>jaguar
top kek

you didnt include dick size?

what are we competing for exactly?

if everyone adopted high standards then uggos would stop procreating and in a few generation there would be no fat ugly parents feeding their kids sugar-only diets.

We'd be on our way to a fit, healthy, and attractive society. Really, any man that doesn't fit those standards should just get sterilized or at the very least, adopt a strict set of standard for any woman he breeds with in hopes that her genetic material will pull his up.

Two uggos breeding is disgusting though. At least one of them should have value (strong jaw line, small nose, reasonable height, etc.)

>over 800k in a checking account
never gonna make it
put that shit in a mutual fund

>tfw you are as attractive as that man, can speak three languages, were educated at a top university, can cook tasty and nutritious meals, volunteer for a charity in your spare time, are great with kids, have fun personality and lots of friends, but are 5ft7 so will die alone.

All of that is true. Hold me brahs =(

yeah, wtf op

so find a girl who's at or under 5ft7, i don't see a problem
>but they ALL love tall men

well even if most of women do, if the other aspects of your life are in check (as you claim they are); your height won't matter. i know at least 3 friends in happy relationships/marriages and they're all around your height, and their gf is petite, and they have charming personalities and are generally successful.

>How are you going to compete?
I'm not. The only winning for someone like me is not to play

>and end up dating the fat dude living in his mom's house w/ a Ford Fiesta 2001 in his garage and no employment.
Holy shit this fatcel cope, lose weight you fat fuck,

>tfw 5'7" but none of the other aspects of my life are good either

Don't date women, simple as that

Why does everybody all of a sudden hate people with money what's the deal?

kys lookism incels

we don't.
you're just an idiot if you have that amount of cash in a checking account. its not accumulating interest or anything; its just sitting there.

>Tfw better to mock the game than play and lose

>Not having a "just for kicks" account with roughly a million in it at all times.
It's almost like you're poor or something user.

Sometimes I move money from different accounts for a list of different reasons. If he keeps it there he is retarded but most likely it was someone who is not used to money and moved it before a large investment or purchase to "brag" to friends.

>its not accumulating interest or anything; its just sitting there
The interest rate is practically 0% and the markets are clearly in a huge bubble.

>falling for the Jewish casino meme

This, you shouldn't have more than a years living expenses in a bank account.

>Sometimes I move money from different accounts for a list of different reasons.
that's fair. but I agree with you it's highly unlikely he's actually doing that.
>The interest rate is practically 0% and the markets are clearly in a huge bubble.
what are stocks
what are mutual funds
>not investing in things you understand as to protect your investments.
>falling for the being poor meme

second half meant to be reply to

Women have no standards. Will fuck nerds, blacks, crippled, dogs.


Source: me, a nerdy 3 legged black Labrador

omg Im a retard

>investing in stocks and mutual funds that will crater in value as soon as the interest rate rises

lmaoing at your life

Honestly, the first thing women look for in a man is that he's attracted to get and can at least lust after if not love her.... then she looks for stuff like money, looks, cars, etc.

But see, the tragedy is that most rich good looking Chad are self made and they worked hard to get to where they are. They have values, priorities, expectations, and an iron work ethic... And because of that, they are put off by the masses of lazy whorish gold diggers who just want to be "taken on an adventure" and "drink wine against a sunset".

So how can you compete? You don't have to, your average chick isn't good enough for the superior Chad's superior seed, so she'll have to settle for your less than ideal faggot ass or be completely worthless and alone by 30

>as the interest rate rises
good luck with waiting on that bucko

>But see, the tragedy is that most rich good looking Chad are self made and they worked hard to get to where they are. They have values, priorities, expectations, and an iron work ethic... And because of that, they are put off by the masses of lazy whorish gold diggers who just want to be "taken on an adventure" and "drink wine against a sunset".

Underrated.

It's like you want to lose money

>the fed raises interest rates from 0.000000000005% to 0.000000000009%
oh the humanity

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>investing money you actually plan on using in mutual funds

???

For all you know this guy could be in real estate and has that much cash for business. Nobody can talk shit on him because we don't know how his money is diversified. He could have millions in stocks and this could be his other means of diversifying. It could be 2% of his worth. We don't know, anybody that says anything else just wants to sound smart with "le investing meme!!"

Poetry

LOL you fucking serfs. Like an extra 800k in his investment accounts is going to matter. Maybe it would provide an extra .3% a year.

But then how would be pay if the jet breaks down. How is he going to pay for 60k worth of bottle service at the club?

>literally drug dealer tier
drug dealing is the ultimate low inhibition dark triad bad boy slayer job boyo jfl if you don't sell drugs to prime HQNPs in exchange for slaying them

manlet detected

Post face liar

Yeah but you don't know what his yearly living expenses are

If he was any sort of intelligent he'd make up a business and call it 'promotional services/lifestyle experiences' so he could write off his jet repair expenses or club tabs.

don't forget the voice...

>Tall
True, girls do want a tall guy. Sorry manlets.

>$800k
That's doing pretty well but it's nothing in the context of the Ivy League social scene the perfect man lives in.

>tacky fashion brands
Tacky. Girls who were raised right don't want that stuff, or at least not much of it.

>travel
It's not expensive to travel. Unless you're a debt slave there isn't much excuse to not have been overseas by your early twenties.

>7-figure cars
>six-figure bank account
Those cars are for Arabs and Chinese anyway, plus they're no good for trips to the beach or ski slopes. Think more like a Range Rover, Porsche or the BMW he got when he turned 16 and has taken care of since.

you are delusional, just like all normies lamoa

>I like to think
>I might be
Shes just trying to sell herself, you can't be too harsh on this.

>tfw 5'6 with a 5'2 qt loli gf

well at least 99,99% of mens are below these standards and 99% of womens cannot "afford" such high standards. And the one who could, i cannot "afford" them. So really there is no competition here.

80% of women are getting fucked by 30% of men. 9/10 dudes are fucking mutliple bitches while 1/10 to 4/10 dudes get nothing.

Good. Natural selection needs to keep working for a while yet.

>1/10 to 4/10 dudes get nothing.
>Implying 1-4/10 girls get anything
Nigga, are you serious?

>using the word tasty

yeah nah you'd still be a lost cause even if you were 6'3

I don't compete with him, or anyone else for women.
I pick the superior choice: Girls.

>you'll never look like the guy in in the left
Rest is piss easy.
Life is so unfair i feel like killing a male model.

is that way.

>Rest is piss easy.
Really? Prove that you have a bank account matching that or stfu

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Not matching that yet but it will match it in a few years.
You can get money.
You cant improve genes.

And he fucking regrets it you knobhead, he admitted to being desperate.
You dont think there are ugly fucking guys who managed to hook up with girls only to have the girl regret it later?

jesus chirst mate, get a grip

Just because you can doesnt mean its easy but youre right, you cant change genetics

Watch 'beauty and the beast'
Even if youre ugly you can fuck her. You just need own castle.

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Betas have a terrible understanding of female sexuality

They conflate the components of sexual desire in a chimeric exaggeration

Women are primarily attracted to alpha males who exhibit dark triad traits along with dominance. These are the men who satisfy their basic reptile instincts. When women are ovulating and fertile they desire alphas even more than normal. Affairs happen most often during ovulation.

Alpha males are genetically valuable because they naturally sit in top of the tribal hierarchy. 10,000 years ago the meanest, strongest, and charismatic man would lead war bands and breed as he saw fit.

But alpha males generally make horrible fathers and husbands so women are adapted to seek passive betas to care for them and their offspring when the alphas lose interest. Betas tend to cry about money because it's all they have to offer a woman. Betas just can't produce sexual excitement in women.

All the research says

>Dominance
>Social Status (not money, popularity)
>Looks

world is filled with desperate guys, alcohol only makes it easier for ugly bitches

I'm being honest, /b/ is for shitposts only m8.

This is horseshit, I get women and teenagers hitting on my and even explicitly asking me out (or for sex) and I'm the stereotypical "nice guy."

Maybe if you want some whore slut 19yo who parties and has a spraytan, sure, you best be dominating and a general sub-human, but otherwise it's best to be a good person and nice, and treat them with respect.
Being good with kids, general husband-material, and fit helps too.

Has all these lookism thread always been common in Veeky Forums?

I don't recall this about a year ago.

>I get women and teenagers hitting on my and even explicitly asking me out (or for sex) and I'm the stereotypical "nice guy."
I dont know which i believe less, girls asking for sex or girls asking a a nice guy for sex

Im gonna say you need to post more info or im gonna call this bullshit

these are just trolls that Veeky Forums takes seriously everytime.

there's a lot of these threads

> how do you compete

> when did you discover being white meant you'll never be jacked?

> daily reminder if you're not 8x6 dick you'll never pleasure a woman

> HEIGHT, FRAME, ETC

all you needa do is not respond

Lying virgin is lying

I see makes sense. So it's more or less like the manlet threads but about the face now.

>800k

lmao ok. when my uncle dies im going to inherit 33 million dollars

By not competing and not giving a fuck. You fucking cunt

>my uncle dies im going to inherit 33 million dollars
Maybe he needs a little help getting dead?

Why people feel the need of impressing strangers on chineese basket weaving anonymous chatroom?

Don't worry bro, not everyone is financially literate.

And about 40% of that will be paid to the federal government.

I wear Gucci and Dior but that's all I got
Also
>Chanel
>Blvgari
Fucking pleb ass woman I hate you all

Not with half decent estate planning. It's in a trust, guaranteed.

What sort of information do you want/need?

You might be misunderstanding what a "nice guy" is, or thinking of it in the meme sense.
If you go all the way on the "nice" part of the scale, you enter in a zone where females are extremely open to you.

They see that I'm active, fit, healthy, am good with kids, treat them well, respect their opinions and wants, and don't care about using them or anyone for sex or money, and know I am more than willing to keep a secret.
That makes you EXTREMELY attractive to every female that isn't a literal slut bimbo gold-digging whore.

I am a virgin, never said I wasn't.
I don't find women attractive, so I deny their advances, and girls, well, that's not something I need in my relationships with them as I'm already in a wonderland just being with them "innocently."

Unless I'm making a baby and am having custody of it, there's no fucking way I'm having sex with a woman. Even an attractive petite nice woman.

Isn't this what every one does>woman >rational
Pick one

I know a fair amount of dudes can just walk out of their houses and start fucking women. I know like three guys with kill counts over 200 and do you know what they all have in common?
It isn't height cause one of them is like 5'5".
It isn't face cause none of them are good looking, like maxing at 7 here.
And two of them have guts.
They're all just confident and charming in their own way.
Have the ability to talk to women and you are fucking laughing.

The only right answer

I can attest that the things that make a difference is to actually approach and talk to women without being needy.

Even if you're tubby manlet, as long as you could approach, talk/persuade, without being needy white knight the chances are still open, the rest is matter of her availability, which concerns in order, her biological functions, logistics, secrecy, tastes.
I have a friend who's fat, manlet, and he's broke, but he could get his hands on lots of girls, these girls are not the bimbos from bars/club, but the typical next-door, or what we call averages, he even scored few models at once before in front of me.