Getting tested for low testosterone in 12 hours

how do I get my testosterone levels nice and low for the morning, boys? I'm not allowed to eat after 8pm UK

suck 10 dicks and dont forget to swallow

>Cum 3-4 times
>Starve yourself
>1 hour of cardio
>Be sleep deprived.
>Eat soy.

thanks lad. can't I have an unhealthy meal now?

Why?
The test they will give you will literally be just enough to replace natural levels, but it will shut your balls down completely.

If you want steroids just fucking buy them, they are cheap and basically legal in the UK.

I don't want steroids. I think I've got a real problem but apparently NHS is really stingy with TRT

What if we're not social enough to know anyone with a good dealer?

Do they not give AI and PCT as well? UK fag here but as far as being legal and easy i've ever only seen it on silk road.

Drink heavily and don't sleep

I love you redcoats but socialized medicine seems so fucked. Why you do that?

>be American
>get shot
>pay 30k for your ER visit

Way better

>The test they will give you will literally be just enough to replace natural levels

Even a modest amount like 100mg/week would put him in the high levels of "normal" test.

Im not sure a private GP would offer it either, they're usually just as bad but quicker.

All I want here is normality, lads.

If it's such a big deal then go private fucktard.

100 mg/week is thousands of times higher than normal levels.

no

>High Test male will have 1000nanograms/dl in his body
>1000000 nanograms in a milligram
>100000000 nanograms in the body of a guy on 100mg/week

the nhs is a gimped pile of trash though m8 precisely because its socialised, i went on bupa last year since i got patellar tendinosis and at first the nhs told me nothing was wrong; ive had excellent treatment since then and will finally be getting surgery next month

>be American
>be gainfully employed
>get shot
>insurance pays for everything
Reminder that the UK would be the poorest state if it were part of the USA.

Because half our country are bitter communist miners who will glass you in the face if you say you're a banker and glass you in the face if you say you're a socialist. They're always right until they change their mind and then they're still right. They all have an indescribable hate for the english/irish/scottish/london dependent on where they're from but will welcome millions of middle-easterners in because they are aren't bigoted and glass you if they think you are.

OP here. Drinking a few tinnies and got a box of wine too. Gonna stay up late and see how it goes.

wtf you aren't OP. Im not going to drink just to lower my test, i think ill go with the liquorice idea.