Why isn't your dick big Veeky Forums?

Because janitors are too busy deleting sip threads

Because mine is already not that huge and I already struggle to fuck some girls that are too tight. I'd rather not have a schlong that is virtually only usable on ultra-loose skanks.

mine's above average, not "big", but i'd wager to guess i'm bigger than the guy in OPs pic. 7.75''x5.75'' on a good day, and i still get called small
>killme

AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!

I masturbate too much.

>7.75
shrimp dick

Yeah, I'd probably suck that (no homo)

I should be asking you that very question, dicklet.

I dare you—I FUCKING DARE YOU—to post a pic of your cock with a ruler measuring from the top down.

Your cock is tiny and we both know it. Keep relying on camera tricks to compensate for your 5.5" pencil dick, gook.

PS: You're a manlet skelly. Literally kill yourself. You are genetic trash.

jesus the one on the right just looks so beautiful. i almost want to know what that would feel like in my ass if i used a lot of lube. that's kinda normal right?

>mfw the amount of degeneracy in this thread.

thats not small . im sure you get the hand on the chest thing. or even. "ouch thats too deep"

I'm 7.5 x 6 inches.

most guys lie and most girls believe it or lie too.
its a shit fest.

>derp I was with a guy that was 9 inches
maybe 8 inches at best.

>average penis size of the world is 5.5 inches
> claims it's small

you are fucking retarded.

Spend well puppers

40 min and still up. Mods are asleep, post em.

Act like a nigger and rape them bloody and break something

I think you guys are failing to see the proportionality of the ruler ya fucking 'spergs

i love that. i don't have much money and i'm not a chad, but i do love the chest or ab push to keep you out an inch or two. i had one super petite girlfriend who would actually verbally complain if i pushed all the way balls deep.

I want that in my mouth.....

Lot of Chinamen and Indians. Just East and South Asians in general

i wish my dick was just a little dicker desu

grab their arms and pin them and fuck her harder.

they love it

>dickposting
>fagposting
>over 30 replies
Great work mods

Cmon mods

Fuck you

that cock is pure aesthetics

epic

6.5 x 4.5 d
im only 18, is there still hope for growth?

jpop's 90 day challenge. yes jelqing works.

two words

erectile dysfunction

Start a sip thread. That's the only thing that'll wake them up.

>tfw no girth

Veeky Forums mods really suck at their purpose.

heh...j-just dropping a quick reply!

Delet

you've never done it. the amount of self assessment that goes into jelqing I don't see ED ever being a problem.
if you slowly build up you will see gains

No homo but i clicked the image and I don't want my mother to die tonight.

what age did your dick grow most / stop growing?
im 19 7 x 5

>been doing no porn while jerking off 2-3 times a week for 9 months
Dick is diamonds, you're killing me OP

i made girth gains pretty late into puberty, might be able to get another inch if your lucky

femanon here, gonna be honest, anything smaller than OP's pic related is disgusting, I'm not sucking anything smaller than 8 inches.
If your "dick" is smaller than that you shouldn't even talk to women

about 17-18 typically. a rule of thumb is that if you're getting taller, you're probably getting longer

le xd memer

huh, cuz the dick in OPs post is 7-7.25''. care to correct your standards, faggot?

pics NOW ;D

>femanon here
Stopped reading there

Reminder that if you see anons guessing the size of a dick pic, they're insecure about their own dicks.

clearly some insecure neckbeard with a big dick trying to make himself feel better.

>im not sucking anything smaller than 8 inches

cmon

>cuz the dick in OPs post is 7-7.25
What is perspective? What is equidistance? OP is a faggot using bullshit camera angles.

That ricer is 6.5" TOPS. For that matter, most of the cocks in porn aren't even 7. Anyone who tells you otherwise is out of their mind.

> most of the cocks in porn aren't even 7.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
fucking dicklets are this delusional

i have a 6 incher and i can confirm that OP's is bigger than 6.5"

true, but i'm still bigger than OPs pic
not even OPs real dick, it's been floating around the internet for years, but it could definitely be under 7''
bruh, look at any pornstar being measured and then compare that with what they claim. for example, james deen claims 9'' but is about 7.5'' on a good day with a favorable angle

I remember those threads Julius appeared in. He was so based. A true Veeky Forums hero.

>tfw I'm the small penis guy at the gym

Change rooms are the worst.

Sorry but i cant risk it

lol

is 6.5 x 4.5 acceptable?

penis dick

your dick is the offbrand of dicks

7.5x6 and gf says it's too deep and hurts already

banigger

pffhhht hahahaha
TINY

Hope you're rich or you are never getting laid

>who's a big boy!
>you are!

oh god this hit right in the feels

1'' longer and 0.2'' thinner than average. no woman will notice or care

Why did i open that picture

This is false. Girth and length aren't related. There are all combinations of the two with most wangs being somewhere around average in both.

>tfw 5.5x5 master race
literally best case scenario for pleasuring non-whorish women
>non-whorish women
idk why i said that.

>girth and length aren't related
confirmed girthfag

have fun fucking kindergartners
>"what are statistics?"-you

...

4.5 inches fully erect here.
I still get laid left and right. It's about confidence.

>dat denial

When does Veeky Forums get new janitors?

>caring about dick size
it's about getting shredded as fuck. you autistic fags

> mfw 6.75412" x 6"
always get compliments

I think we can all agree that dick size has no effect on convincing a girl to sleep with you (seriously, we wish we could show off our cocks).

Having a big dick is all about pleasuring her, having her beg for your dick, and having her talk about your dick to her friends potentially leading to more sex with other women. A small dick won't do any of that. The only women who are into 4.5 inch dicks are have a femdom fetish for small dick humiliation.

Is that bone-pressed?

I like how dicklets always post smug reaction pics to show secure they are.

fuck. no. okay bone pressed 6.75413 x 6

yeah I mean, most of the women I've been with had no complaints. they weren't exactly screaming my name, but none of them straight up turned me down. even a few repeats.
my point is you can get laid with a small dick

It's ok m8. Girls still fuck me anyway because I'm 6'2 and making more money than my many manlet friends bcuz height and company image.

dude, we don't care about just "getting laid", we care about getting laid more than once, making her scream in pleasure, and other just making her want you.

do you watch porn and enjoy seeing the guy cum with his small dick while the girl just lays there, or the girl screaming in pleasure as she gets fucked by a huge cock.

so yea, for guys with big dicks, we care about pleasuring women because it feels amazing to be able to do that.

all of this

>tfw you'll never experience this

6x6

I can't unroll the condom all the way but it chokes me out near the base because it's way too tight

How the fuck do I remedy this

don't wear one

study how to fuck well. james deen is what most women want. put her legs on your shoulders you'll get an extra 1inch in her.

do edging. learn to control orgasm. fuck her for 1 hour. she'll cum so much she'll pass the fuck out after. and go drink water and watch tv / play vidya.

get a shorter condom, it's tight because the overlapping roll increases tightness at the rolling end. your dick may be 6 inches, but the condom rolls to like 5.5 inches or something.

>tfw 7.5 length but average girth

magnums. or there XXL condom variety on ama zon