*blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
Mission accomplished.
Wow boogie is pretty fat
*walks around him because he can't get out of his chair
*tips him over*
*runs past u with my superior SPD stat*
Heh, piece of cake.
CRISCO BATHING
P A Y
F O R
M Y
H ́Ȩ A̛ L ͘T ͞H ͞C A ̀R̶ ̢E̕ ̡
*plays pokeflute*
He's a big guy.
F-for you
fpbp
back the fuck off!
>Don't have time to walk around him.
>have to go home
Hell, I'm in a different STATE and he is blocking my path just by being so goddamn fat.
i didnt know this fucktard is able to walk
underrated
...
*walks past him at a modest pace*
underrated
not today, fiend.
>literally crawl under him past his left leg and the wall/fence/railing while holding breath afraid of whiffing in deoderant/sweat/funk combos.
you mean can't get off the floor
...
What path? He's in the fucking corner
Sounds about right
>floor collapses
no
It's actually a bridge with rails on both sides, but his massive gravitational pull is making it look like a corner
CALORIE THIEVING