*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

Mission accomplished.

Wow boogie is pretty fat

*walks around him because he can't get out of his chair

*tips him over*

*runs past u with my superior SPD stat*
Heh, piece of cake.

CRISCO BATHING

P A Y

F O R

M Y

H ́Ȩ A̛ L ͘T ͞H ͞C A ̀R̶ ̢E̕ ̡

*plays pokeflute*

He's a big guy.

F-for you

fpbp

back the fuck off!

>Don't have time to walk around him.
>have to go home

Hell, I'm in a different STATE and he is blocking my path just by being so goddamn fat.

i didnt know this fucktard is able to walk

underrated

...

*walks past him at a modest pace*

underrated

not today, fiend.

>literally crawl under him past his left leg and the wall/fence/railing while holding breath afraid of whiffing in deoderant/sweat/funk combos.

you mean can't get off the floor

...

What path? He's in the fucking corner

Sounds about right

>floor collapses

no

It's actually a bridge with rails on both sides, but his massive gravitational pull is making it look like a corner

CALORIE THIEVING