Gym employees forgot to plunge the manlet pit

>gym employees forgot to plunge the manlet pit

pls help

>his gym allows manlets

>Gym eagle laid eggs in the sauna again

>didn't park in the same spot as last back day so now I have to do legs instead.

fucking lol

>guy before me forgot to flush the gym bottom
>have to reach in and do it myself

>show up to gym at 2am
>there are people there
>leave

>must be atleast 6' tall to use free weights

damn...

I'd love to plunge your manlet pit.

>power rack semen receptacle is full again.

>its my turn to spray the manlets again

>forgot to set the manlet trap last night

>be 5'11.5
>haven't paid my manlet fee for the free weights this year
>go to gym early
>completely empty
>decide fuck it and use the free weights
>clock strikes 7 mid set
>enter staff
>tfw I'm now the gym bottom for the rest of the year

>gym doesnt have a manlet cage
>have to tie him up outside

>posting the ugliest member of the group

LMAO

>climbing gym just added a manlet cavern on top of the wall
>they're all too afraid of heights to leave

>Have to wash community squat plug
>gym ran out of rubber gloves
>Have to wash it with barehands
>Lay it down to dry while I go take a sip
>Come back
>It's gone

> sign up for a 20 min curl rack session online
> arrive at gym to find 3 afro-american youths loitering in my slot

...

>Go to gym
>Bout to do some T-Bar rows
>I'm not in England anymore
>Only coffee bars available
>Forced to do coffee bar rows instead of T-Bar rows
>TFW Coffee bar rows are more expensive than T-Bars