Is it feminine to cross your legs?

this, my magnum cock and balls always get in the way and my leg always gets numb

I do it but I'm a trap so it's okay.

>tfw have micropenis

its feminine if u are a faggot...

When will you stop thinking that doing something will make you something different,its not about what you do but who you are.

imagine someone like brad pit for example, he could wear fucking makeup and still everyone would think hes a stud, but u are probably a little bitch so it is feminine

yeah, only hannibal can do it

He's top tier cock so it's acceptable

yes it is feminine
1. it means you dont have manly legs(big)
2. Subconsiously this means you are hiding your balls ergo you are beta
3. Women sit like this to hide their vag

so if you sit like this your subconsious will take this that your are a beta fag and you will start acting like an beta autist.

Remember this
"Not only our thoughts determine our actions but and our actions determine our thoughts"

acting like a beta you will start thinking like a beta which means you will start thinking about what other thinks about you.

This. Know what else sucks with big quads? Running.

kys

Nothing wrong with sitting like that if the chair is rather small and you have to look all professional and shit.
As long as you pull your dick and balls up above your thighs you're good. Dick won't feel suffocated and your boys will feel cool and uncrushed.

It's not as good as sitting with ankle over knee or cross ankled or even wide legged, the latter being superior because of ultimate freedom. Fuck the "manspreading" creepettes. They just want an excuse to take pictures of our thighs and bulges and post it online.

But if you sit like that without readjusting then you're either fairly small legged and don't have to worry that much about being uncomfortable or...you're well...small.

this is pure autism and also why Veeky Forums is great

You're def somewhere on the spectrum. Lmao

At the very least it's European.

I can't sit like that because balls.

I find this meme to be so hot. a-anyone have a source for the grill?

If Gosling does it, it's manly as fuck

Keep crossing those legs

>being this much of an armchair psychoanalyst
holy fuck you should never breed

I've a 6.5" dick hard and a 2" dick flaccid so as long as Im not hard crossing my legs is totally comfortable

I also like putting the bent leg underneath the other one at a 90 degree angle, but many other people arent flexible enough to do this or something so I think that is seen as weird

only if you are also wearing a skirt

Obviously not.

beta bitch detected.
Good thing I'm on beta blockers.
shoo shoo beta bitch.

Guy on the left is sitting up and has skinny legs so he's average and can sit however.
Dude on the right is ONE OF US and he's leaning back looking mighty uncomfortable. Good chance they probably cut out the Dick and balls readjust.

>Jon hamm, one of us
The guy has god teir facial aesthetics but he's skinnyfat

Dude has a cock bigger than your forearms.

I have 6 inch forearms so is it really worth bragging over?

And? No one this board uses their dicks except the gay dudes, and I'm pretty sure he's not gay.

Manlets detected. If you have long legs you have adequate room for everything down there.

I put my left ankle over my right knee; right leg stretched out and left arm hanging down past my crotch

My great grand father who was a World War II veteran from Soviet Union would always cross his legs all the time, even until he was in his 90s. And the man was like the most alpha and bad ass dude ever.

In all reality it does not matter all that much. It all depends on the person. The key is to be cool and not to give a fuck.

> tfw you sit on your massive dong and sack almost constantly

Shit sucks bro. Almost embarrassed to admit it but I had to get a raised toilet seat so my junk wasn't swimming in shit when I went #3

Funny cause my great grand dad was a soviet WW2 veteran too

Just cross lower down the legs for comfort
It'll display your cock prominantly but just look people in the eye and bitches and betas will either have to meet your eye or look at your dick in defeat
Fuck em

don't know why my post replied to that message.

But...

Baddest mother fuckers came from that era.

People who talk this genuinely terrify me.

Fergie be mobbin' all day

I sat on my ball once. ONCE. I would not wish that on anyone for any reason. I felt like my body had betrayed me.

>But I'm worried about how others might perceive it
fuck up up you cunt.

it promotes non slouching.

>skinnyfat
That's used to play college ball mode if I ever saw one

Dick size has little to do with who bad ass you are bruh. Dudes with smaller dicks naturally sit like that unless they pull up the dick for comfort.

He's packing but he's not nearly that big. Probably 7ish.

You would be wrong. He's on both sides of the fence. And I'm straight and occasionally get to use my massive floppy cock.

Simple
If they cross above the knee: gay
If they cross below the knee: not gay

Do you eat bacon, drink black coffee and know how to use a chainsaw? If the answer is yes, you are a man. Cross your legs all you want

6' with long ass legs and arms and 7.4" cock. maybe I'm just not flexible enough then.

6'3" tree trunk legs and hefty dick/balls

Can confirm.
However I have accidentally sat on/crushed my balls before.

>arbitrary reddit meme "manliness"
>being a man
>pick one
A man keeps his body and mind healthy, functions in a way that is beneficial to his household, and seeks continual learning and improvement.
Anything else is meme shit. Do you want.

6' 2" checking in, sitting like that mashes my junk something fierce. You're wrong.

>hurrr muh aesthetics means I can fly

how is it even possible to cross legs and be comfortable

dick/balls already get crushed when sitting normally

only way comfortable for me is at least spread at 45 deg. angle

fucking DYELS
desu

If a man with a 13.5 inch penis can sit comfortably with his legs together I'm pretty sure that anyone can

When I do this, my dicks+balls rest above the legs

I used to cross my legs but then I realized it was hurting my knees for some reason

>arbitrary /pol/ meme "manliness"
t. not even that guy

I have no idea how guys do that desu. If I try it my junk gets smushed between my thighs and my things are too chunky to get one leg over the other comfortably. One foot resting on the opposite knee or just sitting with both feet on the ground, legs apart, nuts on display for me.

>when I went #3

Wat

Autism.

I wish I could sit like that. It is seen as classy here. But it hurts muh balls.

I guess my balls are my cross.

This is a thread for Teen Misc

6'3 dyel here. I find it uncomfortable to sit like this because of balls getting in the way.
Picrelated is much better tho

That doesn't look very comfortable, user

Just tried it and my balls and dong go above my thigh when I do this, so they don't get crushed.

but sitting with my legs closed together normally is definitely not comfortable

Three things.
1.That litteral faggot does not have a 13.5 inch penis. More like 8. And he spends most of his time cock pumped and wearing tight pants to keep it full like that..so there's a 99.9% chance that he can't get it up normally anymore or even achieve a full erection.
2.He's got his dick and balls on top of his lap. Which is proper for men to do when we sit with our legs together.
3.I and many guys who actually have the balls to put up or shut up shit talked him for WEEKS about being a lying power bottom fraud. Two porn stars(probably the only mostly straight and straight guys in the biz)Danny D and Lex Steel, both called him out. He bolted like a bitch.

when your dick is too close to the toilet bowl porcelain and you need to piss after taking a shit, the ricochet of piss is bad

It depends on largely on how loose your clothes are, if they're reletively tight your dick can't conduct evasive maneuvers.
This is the best way to sit, comfy, and still fine room

it's not feminine. it's a guard. it usually means you have a tiny bit of anxiety or insecurity or you are uneasy about someone nearby.

user why do you know all these guys with big dicks. I couldn't name one.

>7.4"
>"
>measuring to the tenth
zoz

>your dick can't conduct evasive maneuvers

Less than 5 round down m8

I do it instinctively

i do it to show of my hamstrings to fuck with beta cucks

Generic dick insecurity of a heavy porn watching youth and a bit of autism.
No seriously, dude was absolutely blown the fuck out.
Hell, my dick is longer then his.

>all those fucking runners boils

how do I fix this

Fpbp. This what confidence is. It isn't simple advice because it isn't a simple thing to do. You can't fake confidence.

Confidence is just being comfortable. Not thinking too much about others. Laugh at your own jokes, not because you're insecure but because you just think it's funny and nothing more, and people will understand your sense of humor. Compose yourself naturally without thinking about it, because it isn't important and you just naturally want to be comfortable. Nobody is gonna care if you cross your legs or sit on them or whatever, so long as you're just confident.

The goal is become comfortable with yourself and transparent. This is endearing and will bring you honestly pleasant contact with humans.

I do all the feminine/homo gestures i want, but my qualities and character make me a man. If you're worrying about subtle body gestures, your focus is entirely misplaced.

>I'm worried about how others might perceive it
thats your real problem OP, not crossing your legs or not

I don't use retard system so I had to convert. It's 19cm

real men sit however they want

Don't run

You don't need to run

You just need to lift heavy things and then put them back on the ground

Take a look at pictures from 100 years ago. Every motherfucker in the photo has their legs crossed. Tell them they're feminine.

Yep. Ryan is a "man" who wears makeup everyday and gets paid to say shit that other people tell him to. It's not surprising that someone like him would cross his legs.