Screenshot your tinder profile: comment and critique

it seemed like everyone enjoyed the thread I made earlier but it got 404'd for being unrelated to Veeky Forums so:

Everyone screenshot your tinder profile since Veeky Forums is all about being shallow and so is tinder. Describe how your physique has had an impact on your confidence on tinder. What kind of girls/dudes on tinder you used to get before you lifted vs after you lifted, and do you intentionally post shirtless pics?

also, this is the link I found related to tinder for those that didn't get to read it earlier. Interesting read.
marketwatch.com/story/most-people-dont-use-tinder-for-love-or-sex-heres-why-they-really-use-it-2017-03-23

Building muscle hasn't had an impact on my confidence nearly as strong as losing weight and getting defined muscles did. Ultimately once you're lean, your face game isn't going to change that much, but with a better body and more confidence in yourself you might put yourself in positions to get more attractive/interesting matches in tinder.

this is basically a graph of the study they conducted in the article.

I made it brahs. I used to get less than one match a day but random girls are telling me I'm hot and I finally feel validated.

Post profile faggot

Here is mine. I get on average 0 matches per day. What am i doing wrong pls help.

pic is trying way too hard, get a friend to take a pic of you at the beach or a pool or something

Is it trying too hard really?? I don't have any friends but i could take one at the beach using the timer function on my phone if its really necessary

>what am i doing wrong
Almost everything. Jesus fuck

no you are doing good

Are u just mad that u have no abs?

dude your hands and calves are disproportionate so you look like a mutant. you remind me of that video with the midget trying to dance with the black girl

Only had one successful tinder hookup, she did say I was well built

Problem is that I'm balding and a grad student so there's not much going for me that interests cute young girls

Couldnt find that video. Maybe its just the angle but do you think i should work on my arms more or?

This has nothing to do with Veeky Forums
Ban this guy

Actually posting pics where you are shirtless or flexing is a bad idea, it gives you less hits from the women you want to meet and gives you a selection of skanks, the closest thing i have is of me in a wetsuit, while surfing in Barcelona, travel pics and pics of you with your dog or doing athletic shit like climbing etc is the way to go, well at least it is for norwegian women

My bio is 'can beat any woman or small child in a fight' should i change this to something more normie friendly? Feels like most chicks would think im being serious about beating women

it's just me taking a gym selfie in a tank top and the bio says "have you ever seen a 6 pack in real life? friends aren't short, I'm 6'1 laughing smiley"

don't wanna post it because you guys will call me dyel

optimal cringe levels reached ITT. no wonder you guys don't have gf's.

If doubles you post it

It's about first impressions

this sounds fucking cringe

just post what sports you do, how big you are, your bodyfigure thats it. everything else is faggot shit

here i'll help you with these doubles

Reroll

You people are like little baby. I'll show you doubles.

I get plenty of matches

>>/soc/

>using esoteric 4chin memes on a normie app

other than that it's good

Post your current pictures fatty

I've got news for you buddy: there are not any girls on Tinder you actually want to meet. And attracting the skanks is kinda the whole point since tinder is a hookup app. If you are there looking for a girlfriend then kill yourself

the pic is not good. sorry, man.
>unflattering pose
>mirror is too small making the picture look cluttered.
>you are too far away from the camera.
>the lighting is not nice, it's too harsh. try to take a picture in more flattering, natural light like daylight.
>comb your hair properly.
>no swimming trunks unless you're at the beach or pool, wear something normal
>messy room

basically it looks too forced and vaguely threatening. try to improve on these areas.

I swear I've seen you somewhere before lad srs, what state are you in?

I only want a girl that can meme

No :)

I'm a britbong

>being this delusional

do you have 3 fingers?

also you look like a 5ft tall at best

So you compete in Australian national powerlifting?

id change hookup to 'wanting to chat to fill in their day' and looking for a relationship as the hookup percentage

Thank you user, i will try to improve on these points!

I am looking for skanks

>tfw swiped right couple of hundred times
>3 matches
>1 is ugly, 1 doesn't respond, 1 stopped responding

this is the life of a baldcel.

What's the video you sent to the mong that scared him off fitness forever? None if these faggots here have been able to produce it

Whats a good norman bio to go with this? (also the pictures are a lot higher quality than you're seeing here)

Mine. I have 50 matches and I usually talk a little but don't bother asking them out because I don't have my own place yet.

So sloots are telling you you're hot but you still care more about our opinion? :3

Your pic screams financially troubled autist

>that face
>that height
>that frame

Yeah that seems more plausible
Girls dont go on tinder looking to hook up but rather just be entertained, its a social app filled with her personal jesters willing to put on a show

isley isley isley... ya neber learn.

:^) were all gonna make it bro

Then lie, say that you work at an animal shelter or something, bitches love stupid shit like that.

>50 matches
Is that a lot? I signed up sunday and I've got 15, though a few are with girls I'm not that attracted to in retrospect.

I'm not even that fit

I have 1100, it all depends on how picky you are and how willing you are to not actually take advice from anyone on Veeky Forums about what girls want

uh ill try but its not that great

>hey (emoji)
>(Occupation) from (Location)
>I enjoy (hobby), travel, and fitness.
>(normie tv show or band) enthusiast
>Hoping to meet a girl who I can talk about dogs and (cutely-worded date activity) with (emoji)

for example
>hey
>Chem student from CA
>I enjoy being outdoors, travel and fitness.
>rick and morty enthusiast
>hoping to meet a girl who i can talk about dogs and eat carbs with (emoji)

I had a very short lived tinder phase last year and it kills me how accurate this is...

Been considering getting back into it but seeing this makes me hate it.

For tips on your tinder picture don't do anything that this fucking autistic fag has done.

Fair enough, as long as I find a qt it's all good.

Also is there a type of spambot that is just a hot girl who never message back? I've had a few matches way out of my league but no messages from them and I'm a bit concerned.

supermang's is better he gets 20x the matches you do tubby

>inb4 degenerate

no its not very much but I also dematch girls when I find out they catfished me (9/10 times hot girls just chose a flattering angle and are actually fat)

yeah Ive noticed that. sometimes girls with fake pics in retrospect dont message back. could be fat women who catfish

> when your twitter and tinder bio are identical
Kill yourself faggot nu male nigger

except they're not?

OH MY GOD I LOVE BEER AND MOVIES AND LEAFS AND LOOK AT THIS PHILOSOFY QWOTE IM SOOOO TRENDDDYYY

girls love that shit

This made me laugh really, really hard. Might be the reason you're not getting matches, if this is for realsies.

'music, books, and movies' lmao

This
You're fooling no one Isley

Shirtless pics, yes or no? Shirtless gym selfies seem kinda dumb but what if I'm out doing stuff?

this one gives autistic vibes
the pics are all shit
(the one in the middle is okay)
>get a tan
>smile
>make a pic with friends outside but when its sunny and you dont look dead
> dont look like you shat in your pants like on the first pic
sorry boyo for harsh words

Ez doubles

>gym rat
>zero muscle

if you are ultra hot than go shirtless to get easy pussy
but otherwise dont do it.
it works if you give the bitches surfer boy vibes

you look good but who's that manlet holding you?

>Livin' la Vida Loca

Your interests are the consumption of media

it must be hard being a guy on tinder. i am not even trying and i get matches like everyday

delete these and your'e good

Congrats bro

Never use Tinder anywhere in Canada, all filled with uglies that have to clarify they're some unknown gender , pansexuals or "not here for hookups"
Strange Marxist shithole we live in boys.

Will post more shit I've found.

T.Carleton University , Ottawa

WAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN.

this still works tho
and this kid is just 18
stop coping