Expose your balls to the sun

1939 study from Dr. Abraham Myerson, which showed that five days of UV light exposure to men’s chest area, increased total testosterone levels by ~120%. When the genitals were exposed to UV radiation for the same amount of time, the increase in testosterone skyrocketed to ~200%.

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INFLUENCE OF ULTRAVIOLET IRRADIATION UPON EXCRETION OF SEX HORMONES IN THE MALE


by ABRAHAM MYERSON
RUDOLPH NEUSTADT

There's some interesting research from that period, but you have to ask yourself WHY?

Is it vitamin D? TYVDOYB (take your vitamin D on your balls)?

>1939 study
no THANK you

Hello stud

Thats almost a hundred years ago.
Science still thought the earth was flat back then.

vitamin D supplements increase test by 25% in normal males.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21154195

So vitamin D is good for you, who would have thought.

Drumpf supporters vote against their own economic interests

Would putting my balls in the microwave be optimal for test gains? If so, I might try it.

>won't inject test
>is willing to risk sunburnt testicles

>American education

>admitting defeat

99% of steroid users look like absolute shit.
and the 1% who end up looking good usually have mental problems.

>my mommy said testosterone is bad
>guys how do I increase my testosterone? I don't want results though.

this proves they are not greedy

No just retarded

youtu.be/Gqzk85X0Bcg
South Park did it

>get literal ball cancer

No thanks desu

Double-pumped meme arrows just aren't cutting it.

You sound insecure.

>1939 study

>the scientific method has changed in the last 80 years

Yes my friend, perhaps you would like to have some electroshock therapy or a lobotomy!

>electroshock therapy
proven to be effective in treating depression and anxiety still used today.

>lobotomy
incredibly effective in pacifying clinically violent mental patients.

the only reason we don't still use lobotomies are because of "muh morals" "mass murderers have souls too" bullshit

>Dr. Abraham Myerson

Fuck, you're dumb as shit. Enjoy your ball cancer retard.

>incredibly effective in pacifying clinically violent mental patients.
Why not just kill them, then?

>Expose skin to harmful UV sun rays.
>Body upregulates every single fucking recovery mechanism known to man in a desperate effort to mitigate your retardation and not get melanoma
>GEE TEST GOT INCREASED, JUST EXPOSE URSELF 2 THE SUN.
>Don't forget NOT to wear sunblock, otherwise it doesn't work, tehe

>the sun's rays increase your gains
Guys, he was trying to tell us.

because "muh morals" "dey din no dey did sumtin"

I'm pro death penalty but lobotomies were a decent alternative when hippies cried that rapists and murderers were executed.

I don't think you would find anyone who is against the death penalty giving the okay for lobotomies.
I think most everyone would agree that that is the more inhumane alternative.


it would make sense to execute certain psychotic criminals. They're just 40-60 years of upkeep otherwise

enjoy your opioid dependence

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24949966

lobotomies are for mental patients who are a danger to themselves you dumbass. not for criminals

keep someone in a strait jacket 24/7 364 so they dont punch themselves to death or just give them a lobotomy and let them wonder around gardens for the rest of their life

The hippie movement was a 100% contrived movement created by the cia you brainwashed faggot.
They wanted a new generation of physically and emotionally weak workers who'd at best only sit down and take a good ass kicking instead of fighting back when the government and business interests decided to ass fuck them but good.
Look at the clusterfuck that was the feminist and queer movements from back then. All contrived, all fake, all monsterous.

Unironically thought that pic was about the USA. The literacy rates are about right.

>The hippie movement was a 100% contrived movement created by the cia you brainwashed faggot.
Eeehhh, mostly true.

Insofar as that's a meaningful statement, yeah it has significantly. You know even later than 39 there were articles in the Scientific American claiming rockets couldn't propel themselves in space?

Funny, You're the one who spells like a dumb ass

>increased total testosterone levels by ~120%
>increased by 120%

That means 2.2 times as much as before. Yeah, no.

>the increase in testosterone skyrocketed to ~200%

Now we're at 3 times your original levels, just by shining some light on your balls. You do have to wonder why this technique isn't already common knowledge among athletes everywhere.

I dunno what's happening there but
> flag of state of Georgia for the country of Georgia

>scientific america compared to peer reviewed articles

Whats in like being in high school

Tbh, id rather just inject test unto my ass than expose my nuts to UV light

you're not very smart