losing my virginity tonight, advice ? and sexual health advice in general ?
she doesn't think I'm a virgin because I'm older and a normal human being.
I noticed when we are fooling around my heart beats really fast and I try to control my breathing but lose focus after a few minutes.
I plan on wearing condoms and we are both gonna be kinda drunk.
dumping random Veeky Forums pics
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U gonna put it in her pooper?
nah don't think so, shes pretty shy and is tight as anything
>side pose to hide his childbearing hips and fridge torso
Poor dude.
r8 out of 10
rate what
Only one advice OP
>the vagina is lower than you think
he's literally looking right at the camera in the pictures on top. are you retarded?
The girl you're going to fuck
If you manage to get it up, which you probably won't because you've watched too much porn, the actual sensation of sex will be dulled and will seem pointless because you've squeezed your dick too hard while masturbating, and I know you have a special jerk technique that makes you diamonds in minutes - well, her vagina doesn't do that.
Anyways, use lamb skin condoms. Unless she's a whore.
He finally got conscious about his hips and learnt to pose that way obviously.
thanks, i've fooled around with a bunch of grills before just never gone all the way. maybe i'm just beta or secretly gay
who said it was a girl
The pronoun she
she's 5'0 100lbs Colombian, beautiful face and becoming a doctor. most would say 7 or 8/10 but i see 10/10
No many, you are just an amalgamous, gender fluid, bi sexual curious nympho
I get hard just fine, coming too early is mostly what I'm worried about .
Give her the ol'lickaroo
oh cool, that clears it up
>i take creatine and whey
i'm no longer natty bb =[
Just eat her out until you are ready for round 2, sure she won't mind.
something i never thought about, if she says shes on birth control and doesn't want a condom how do you bust and not ruin it ? condom you can just ditch and wipe off then wait however long
is there a high res version of this for a 90cm poster?
>this isnt a shitpost
don't have one sorry mate
>fixing something supposed to hold a decent amount of weight to a wall with a 70cm moment arm
is it ?
False, you cannot be sure this is the night
>Girls will change their mind asap
try not to wear more than one condom