Have you ever been mired in the gym ?

have you ever been mired in the gym ?

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jesus what an asshole who does this stupid kind of shit

also yes once i had an old gym admire my babby mode 405lbs deadlifts.

His name is Pete Rubbish. He's a powerlifter and this was my University gym. Stay jelly mirin weak boy

what's so asshole about it ?

only by males, been told that I have good technique and is strong

>be me, skinnyfat dyel with a good face
>sign up for gym membership one day
>get on treadmill
>this qt3.14 cardio bunny gets on the mill next to mine, when all the others are available
>she looks at me and smiles
>I'm jogging at the time
>look at her, my feet get all twisted and i trip
>fall and get launched off the treadmill at the speed of light, land halfway across room
>she laughs asks if i'm ok while covering her smile with her hand
>"y-yeah its all cool beans"
>wipe off my treadmill and leave even though I had only been there for 10 mins

>bending a bar
>taking all those plates for himself

i'm glad he can do things but maybe fuck off and do them in your own gym
these 3 plates aren't going to squat themselves if you assholes keep taking them to do 'crossfit'

>tfw i was the girl

you were sooo hot why didnt you ask me out?

Had two dudes check me out during one workout once. Besides that I occasionally have women stare at me when I'm between sets. I hate that I immediately pick up on when a dude is into me yet miss probably 90% of the time a woman is interested though.

Please tell me this really happened.

>overactive gaydar

>"y-yeah its all cool beans"

sometimes i see people looking at me while i'm squatting

i never know if they are miring or if they are judging my form

>at uni gym
>decide to finish off workout with crunches on the decline bench
>qt doing crunches on the bench next to the one I choose
>don't even do more than three crunches before my ass decides to let it rip with the power of Thor's hammer
>girl freezes mid-crunch, obviously heard my fart through her earphones
>I get off bench, walk away from area non-chalantly then run all the way back to my dorm laughing maniacly the entire way

I think she really mired my flatulence gains

yeah but only by dudes, the girls had a sort of disgusted look, possibly because it was loud or intimidating, possibly because I have autism

Been getting recognized by gymbros as the crazy fucker that does laps around the gym with 80lb dumbells. I thought my farmer walks were kind of weak but since no one does them it looks beasty to normies.

I'm judging your form. Go lower fgt

my mom sometimes comes down the "the gym" when she's getting her laundry and says i'm her favorite strong guy.

unless you're squatting 4 pl8s it's your form

>y-yeah its all cool beans

yep, happened just a few hours ago
>Decided to ohp shirtless because its warm in Indiana today.
>mired self in mirror
feels good man

You just posted this in the other thread

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maybe if i lifted in a gym i would be

Stay in your containment thread, you underage faggot.

no

no

no

no

Have you gotten a friend that isn't a gay brazillian man who is trying to groom you for weird tranny buttsex without the tranny part?

how was he grooming me exactly ?
i didnt know talking to someone means im fucking them

>reaching this far

You can see in the background plenty more weights on other racks.

And unless he is a poor fag, he'll replace the bar if he fucks it up.

When a gay man pretends to be a dick girl, and coaches you to earn your trust under false pretenses, and you're an orphan underage child, then he's grooming you for sum fuk.

Yeah by guys
>REEEEEEE

first time i did 4 plate i had someone on the other side of the gym that i didnt know tell me that i did a good job. felt good man

>she laughs asks if i'm ok while covering her smile with her hand

>yeah Im ok..
Look around, only us two
>smile "damnit, if only you werent a cute girl I would of been ok with embarrassing myself lol"
>???