CBT - I AM YOUR KING EDITION

>inb4 why are you looking down
>inb4 you're a manlet
I'm 6'5
>inb4 you have acne
side effect of roids + eating 8000 calories a day
>inb4 no girl would ever fuck you
I, quite literally, fuck a new girl every week, and I have absolutely no reason to lie about it

Now that all the troll comments are addressed, let's have an actual CBT. Show me your bodies my peasants. And don't forget to kneel before your King!

>that tattoo

jesus christ

That phone is as big as your hand. You're 5'10'' tops.

and I STILL get more pussy than you

Kinda hard to confirm that over the internet isn't it little guy?

god you're stupid

... Wow. You really are a delusional prick, aren't you.

6'3 210
beer mostly, curls and bench

I've been monitoring your threads for a while now and when someones says something negative about your appearance,in that case,your gay ass tattoo,these words are always your first line of defense.
How pathetic must your life be for you to try and convince anonymous person on the internet that you have sex on a regular basis ? What are you doing with your life ? You look like a grown ass man and this is what you do with your time.Jesus man,put yourself in question sometime you know

Also you're a roiding faggot with a gay ass tattoo full of insecurities and craving attention and validation,now fuck off my board

so why are you looking down? is it to hide your pizza face?

new one

Jelly @ u OP... you look shredded and cool

Absolutely mirin

>making it

>and this is what you do with your time
>I've been monitoring your threads for a while now

this made me laugh haha. kys OP

I have a better job than you and I'm 19

You have some of the unhealthiest skin I've ever seen. Not meant to be a troll comment -- but with unaesthetic skin, hardly any physique will look good. You're not among the exceptions.

Hopefully, you look into skin care products, as well as humbling yourself a bit.

hur dur I'm OP I'm 6'5''

I refuse to believe that this guy is making this thread over and over again.
Give a timestamp the next time you post a pic, so I can believe that you are really that narcissistic.

>made people still think that the picture is actually the OP

You realize that there has never been proof that masT is the ugly faggot in the OP right?

>ugly
?

The guy isn't even a Veeky Forums poster. OP however is a roid user that just enjoys using this image to shitpost with

...

>bad haircut
>horrible acne
>garbage tattoos
>no abs or core in general

He's the fraud equivalent of a curl bro

bimbo??

I make these threads once or twice a week. It takes me no more than 10 minutes to make threads like this and reply to a few comments before I bounce. What is REALLY pathetic is that you browse this site often enough to see my one or two threads pop up, seeing is how I work weird hours and post at random times throughout the day, sometimes even at 3am. When I tell you I get more pussy, my point is that women don't care about looks or acne, they don't care I have a playboy bunny tattoo, they care about alpha as fuck beastly men. You can be a pretty boy with flawless skin all you want, you don't have height (6'3+) confidence, and size, girls won't bat an eye at you. You haven't the slightest clue what being 6'5 300lbs does to a woman. They drool over you, and turn their head when you walk past them. Those sloots in yoga pants at your gym want to fuck guys LIKE ME (and believe me, I do fuck them). Women love tall guys, and what they love more than tall guys is guys with big muscles and shoulders, which I have. Sorry you're so jealous and obsessed with me that you monitor my threads on the regular. Jk, not sorry

#stayjealous #getonmylevel #trainharderthanme #igetmorepussythanyou #yesihashtagon4chan #youmad?

monitoring meaning that i just keep seeing this fucking faggot posting the same picture and the same thread with the same fucking speech every fucking day

Forgot your trip code faggot.

Why do you intentionally use some random ugly roiders pictures for threads? Post your actual body so we can laugh at you.

ew

that redness around your chest, op.

tren + test im guessing? Maybe sdrol or adrol?

Heres a troll comment
>Thinking fucking women is some kind of achievement
>Risking dying to look huge
Eh I mean I guess if it's your passion

>HAHAHA YOU SMALL BETA YOU SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU CANT GET GIRRLLS
Good to know, unevolved animal

what are your stats

...

you're risking dying every time you get in a car, get on a plane, go for a walk, sitting for too long. Anything you do has death attached to it. We are ALL going to die someday. I don't care if I shave on 10 years of my life and die at 65 because I roided when I was young. I'm having the time of my life. All you see is the surface level of me and you make assumptions as if you know me. Do you have any idea how entertaining it is being 6'5 300lbs and massive? Literally just yesterday I had a 40 something year old dude try to fight me outside of the gym. And that happens some what often, not just at my gym, but everywhere. Guys give me dirty looks when I just walk past them, like they're mad I'm stronger/bigger than them. Lots of people feel insecure around men who are physically superior to them in every aspect, and they want to test themselves on you to see if you'll back down... it's a primal monkey/dominance thing. When I engage with their little tough guy act/shit talking (what have you), they immediately back down, because they're just hoping I will be the one to back down so they can feel good about telling off someone bigger than them.

Anyways. I've replied to enough comments.

Post those CBT kids! Use me as motivation and keep er coming.

To the trolls... See you next time ;)

>we're gonna die someday so may as well speed it up

Great shitpost.

man your arms are small for someone that roids.

Don't you do porn or something like that? You look like you do roids, you don't need to tell us.

>the goal of your life is to fuck as many skanks as possible
good job my man, you really have achieved greatness

Why do you do this? Here of all places? Go to BB.com misc, Fitmisc or some other such place to post your gay shit. At least stop saying so much faggy edgelord shit.

OMG this is gold.

Cant tell if its a master troll, or just an overconfident shit bag, psychologically inverted due to the weak mental power of the gear. Either way, your physique is quite average. Honestly I wonder at times how doing gear would affect me. But after seeing your shit physique and your inability to take any form of criticism is quite demotivating, for someone considering it down the road.

If vagina is all you live for then you sir are in turn a vagina yourself. You've enslaved your self to your outter image and found purpose shallower than your own depth in the vagina you glorify.

>BTW your arms are so fucking tiny lol

lanklet

gold

Honest question OP, have you thought about taking Accutane? My acne was way worse than yours and I took 60mg/day for 6 months and it cured me completely, didn't even come back after cycling roids.

The reason most people avoid it is because of side effects but you're already taking so much stuff I'd assume Accutane would be nothing by comparison. I'm just saying might as well get clear skin since it's as easy as taking a couple pills a day for a few months.

Damn... Vynz Brah looks like THAT?

Kek I like this guy

>I get a lot of sex!
>which is so rare that it's valuable and it makes me a success!

You sound 14.

there is literally no way this isn't a troll stealing some roid monkey's pics off facebook to shitpost on a laotian canoe making board

this is nothing short of caricature. lmao

on the off chance this is serious OP you should know that literally the entire world hates you and you should do us all a favor and just off yourself

Oh shit

who the fuck brags about fucking girls?

what's next, bragging about graduating high school?

oh shit, didn't you end up dropping out?

lmao at this brainlet. probably can't even fathom why the average human being finds his kind disgusting.

dude, he's literally been posting here since 2011. there are threads of him pre roids that someone dug up. He's for real.

Lmao let's have a drink m8

he's also posted on /hm/. his dick is like 4-5'' max

>LEL
>FUCKING
>IMPLYING

Whoever this guy is,,,, the pics are from British Columbia, Canada.

He's not a SoCal dude, a NYC dude, a FLA dude...

He's a CANADIAN.

>daily reminder Canadian Bacon is a USA invention.

Why u always trying to prove yourself dude?

You look like Joey from friends

The aftermath of a terrible bulk. God help me. 6' 188lbs

>I have absolutely no reason to lie about it

What?

Also why are you shirtless in a public washroom you fucking mong?

what happened?
are you gonna recomp?

Sorry brah, can't bow to a king with such tiny tyrano arms, and big ol roid gut. Mirin the shoulders and ceps and pecs tho. Maybe try to get some sun too bbgurl

>bulking as a natty

Seemed like i just gained fat since last time. Should prolly of just cut from the very beginning

This is me b4 bulk

thanks for the new copypasta op

I have a better pic than earlier and the only reason I am posting here is because I am glad to see my qt acneic Raven is back.

Also I think I got mired today, or at least a girl flirted with me. She made a vagina joke/comment and stroked my arm and kept talking to me through class.

I guess I will ask the same question again, what mode am I?

Also 6ft 1 and 160 burger units.

solidly ottermode

also merlin'

6 ft 200 lb
B: 245 x 5
S: 315 x 5
D: 425 x 5
OHP: 155 x 5

Should I start cutting for summer now? I know I still have some gains left in me

How many push-ups does it take to realise investing in a tripod and a remote shutter is a good idea?

Answer: Looking at pictures of nude men every day makes you gay

Hey man i've seen you around here forever too, just post and stfu dude u act like some fucking grown manchild, i've never seen a true baller project this much insecurity ever and never will

Hey, Billy.

>I hope you find happiness and that whatever insecurities are bothering you get sorted out!

>I hope you and your kid develop a fulfilling relationship and that the single mother doesn't poison the child's mind

>I hope that you develop the skills to earn meaningful employment

I mean it, Billy. I really do.

Also, your forearms need some serious work

Honestly it doesn't seem too bad, but I highly recommend not doing the entire bulk cut cycle. Just try to lean bulk, find the right amount to eat where you can keep making steady gains without putting on fat. To shed that extra fat I recommend doing some running, try doing distance track workouts like mile repeats and timed 5ks on your off days. Those will get you lean.

btfo

have a (you)

Height?

5'10 155lbs
Arms are lacking pretty hard, so in clothes i look pretty dyel since i cant fill out shirts properly

Thats a tablet

How does it make you feel knowing you can get women with ease but men don't respect you? I can get pussy pretty easily, and I'll admit right now probably not as easily as you, but I'd kill myself if I didn't command respect with my demeanor. Then again I bet your best friends are just like you so you probably don't have any connection to another man that isn't in your bubble.

You sound like a bitch with a few issues weighing you down - sort yourself out.

I feel you on the arm department, I'm trying to focus on mine, you've got a good chest so far bro, keep going!
numbers aren't too bad, and cut man, doesn't matter the season, cut.
definitely some good potential dude, you'll get jacked as fuck if you keep going
thicc
Good potential!
put some clothes on tho

Nice tattoo, fag

>middle aged roid gut
>pimped bitch tattoo

okay

Gay stripper?

Serious question. Do you beat your women and try to start fights with skinny 18 year olds?
You might be the best kind of guy but your roid and shit tattoo look makes you seem like a dumb piece of shit

"""""""""""""troll comments""""""""""""
>as in not pointing out your obvious shit-tier life, body, posture, and height

just neck yourself already my dude

I'm guessing you've never seen a picture of a bodybuilder?
They're called posing trunks.
No that I consider myself anything pro, I wouldn't even consider myself an amatuer, I'm a beginner, I've been training for about 1.5 years.

Here's a photo of Lee Priest, an ex pro bodybuilder

this has to be trolling. timestamp next time because there isn't a chance this piggu is even you

Arms seem decently proportionate, I'd hit delts more

So yes then. How much for you to do G4P, bb?

$100 AUD for the combo pack brother
5 photos, 1 video

Why is there a missing puzzle piece from your head

anyone who doesn't know who this guy is is literally a newfag.

Not surprising that Veeky Forums is 90% new faggots. This dude has been posting somewhat constantly for years. It's only lately he's been posting weekly. Fucking redditors.

>doesn't realize OP has never posted a timestamp
>doesn't realize this is bait
>doesn't realize OP isn't actually the photo
>calls others newfags

Lol. I remember OP pre roids, literally, skinny OP with the playboy tattoo on his chest. And back in 2013 when he finished his first cycle and made a few threads showing off his gains.

Fresh off the boat from 9gag? Or are you just pretending to be retarded? I honestly can't tell anymore on this site.

Very tempting. How much to plow dat boi pussi?

>actual g4p anons itt
lmao

>2017
>Not realising there is serious $$$ in g4p
enjoy ur shitty job

kek I actually do enjoy my non-shit job quite a bit m8

Thicc-user, you do pretty much the same thing for free.

job?

Great abs, looking real good overall.
Maybe try adding in some dips(deep w/ full range of motion) to get those triceps blasted and sculpt your chest. Still, very good.

Wait, if you are serious, how do you get into that? You literally get a hundred bucks for just sending pics and vids to horny guys?