Why is Veeky Forums so insecure?

Why is Veeky Forums so insecure?

I'm confused. Is it illegal to have sex with a tractor?

Post this tractor porn.

They were underage tractors.

>when dad finds the John Deere folder

What would differentiate tractor porn vs regular pictures of tractors?

Dirty, filthy tractors.

My body

Who wants to fuck modern tractors?

Look at how fat they are.

This is the ideal traktor body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

My body. I just got it finished.

Me

>no one posting qt asian tractors

Mirin! what are your routines?

1 Acre of Corn every other day, 2 acres of wheat every day.

On second thought, lets not go to Veeky Forums, tis a silly place.

Not my fault Veeky Forums has no mods

Having girl struggles right now, the girl I want is sending me mixed messages, and the girl I don't really want is falling in love with me.

>feeling kind of weird lately
>progressing in all my lifts but I still feel like I'm not good enough
>visited my parents in a really gay part of California last week
>they took me to brunch across from a famous gay bar
>we drank 4 bottles of champagne at brunch
>decide to go into gay bar because it's sunday funday
>in like 30 minutes it's completely filled with middle aged super gay, super rich guys
>this bar is really really gay
>like dudes in dresses doing ribbon dances gay
>every single dude is smiling and looking at me, the only guy under 30 years old
>"Is this what being a hot girl is like?"
>so many dudes come up and talk to me
>got so many drinks bought for me and my parents that I blacked the fuck out
>wake up in my bed the next morning with no memory past the 3rd-4th drink
>mom tells me we were the center of attention for the whole day until we left
>find like 6 business cards in my pocket

Might've gotten roofied, but I don't even care. Spending 5 hours in a gay bar did more for my confidence than 2 years of working out. Would recommend, but only if you're completely confident in your sexuality (no-homo).

>the girl I want is sending me mixed messages

>the girl I don't really want is falling in love with me

Go for the girl that already loves you. If the other girl is sending mixed messages, (depending on how long you've been with her), it's a sign that she's a flake, and she'll probably be more likely to cheat on you.

Unless the girl you don't want is light-speed ugly and doesn't have a personality you care for, go for her.

John Deere is very serious about their EULA

Somebody probably stuck their finger in your butthole.
As for your vanilla-text issue, keep ignoring the girl you don't like.
You'll hurt her more and confuse yourself if you get into that scenario.

We wouldn't be if we were born different. Put us in a different environment and we may thrive.

I was placed in upper-middle/upper class America. I had no chance from the start.

Beta advice.

Don't settle, don't be afraid to move on.

> tfw fags probably fucked your dad and you while your mom watched

What the fuck does this have to do with tractors?

>Needing validation so bad that you have to go to a middle aged fag bar

Jeff is that you

Tractor porn, relationship advice that includes going to gay bars, and this fag who is talking about fuck knows what.

Veeky Forums

It begins

I guess he got arrested for plowing a tractor

This is better than the guy who faps to tiles

>wake up in my bed the next morning with no memory past the 3rd-4th drink