'user, you're so built'

>Thanks. You looking for diet and lifting tips?

>implying she's not the uberthicc girl Veeky Forums has been looking for

Chubby chasers are only one third of Veeky Forums. There rest of us aren't into whales.

"You're as beautiful as ever"
>touch her shoulder
>take out phone
"Check out this before and after. My lats have honestly been lacking compared to how much the rest of my upper body is progressing. I also have these high insertions on my biceps, so even if they get big, they'll never be as aesthetic as I want them to be."
>Swipe a little bit
"Ignore the anime girls, those are just for trolling on message boards. Check out this guy! His name is Zyzz, he would have been 2 yesterday, but he died in a sauna in Thailand. At least he got to fuck a few ladybois before he left us. RIP in protein, Zyzz. Haha."

>Thicc
>whales

That's fat.

>this fucking argument every single day

What is wrong with you autists? Why do you care so much about where other guys want to stick their dick?

I just want them to admit they have a fat fetish.

I bet the earth shakes when she waves her hands over her head.

But that graph doesn't include overlap. Some people like more than one category.

Why would it?

>no face, neck or stomach fat
>fat

>right pic
>no face fat

are u avin a giggle?

This is the same girl. She's clearly not fat.

whatever you say buddy

>She's clearly not fat.

Fags of fit reporting in

>not fat

She's fat as fuck.
Literally falls into the obese category.

>this is not fat because muh high test

HAS SIENCE GONE TOO FAR??

>posts a half naked picture of her self
>starts talking about movies

what's up with these people

I swear to god this "Thicc" meme was made by girls.

>fat
>ugly dye job
>nasty tattoo eyebrows

>bathroom looks clean as hell though.

2/10

Lmao
They like to think that people follow them on IG for their "deep thoughts" instead of the tiddies

That girl clearly has a small waist though

It's part of HAES, which was created by (((them))).

Yeah, I didn't really mean it. I'm just so lonely that I shitpost like that sometimes.

Thanks, would you care for some diet advice. Oops, did i say that out loud? Sorry
NOT!
Talk to the hand, cos the face dont wanna hear it.

*deuces*

Her waist looks small thanks to myspace angles and only relatively to her bovine body.

>Shave off eyebrows
>Paint them on again
I swear this is the reason why intelligent life don't contact us.

>this one spot on her body is small though
Still a fat bitch.

>no tittymonster option.
What the fuck.

That would come under the Thicc

Any one of them could be tittymonster, retard.

Why is everyone pretending they would not destroy this QT?

youre so fucking lame Veeky Forums

No, it wouldn't. Tits on a fat chick are like abs on a skinny guy - they don't count.

Exactly

>why doesn't everyone have low standards like me

You are my goal in that case if you consider her beneath you

Checked. If they switched faces I'd prefer they right one her body is much more aesthetic.

Actually that's true

She's beneath everyone who isn't obese or deformed.

>famous model
>low standards

> I'd prefer they right one her body is much more aesthetic.

Surely you jest? The left one's body is literally perfect.

stop filling me with hope user

>instagram whore
>famous model

Serious. Right one looks fitter.

Haha

Right is just an average skinny girl, tho.

>musclegirl a tittymonster
No.
>cardiobunny a tiddiemonster
Yeah, a fake cardiobunny
>t h i c c girls
Only plausible one but t h i c c n e s s implies wide hips.
Titmonsters imply gigantic chests as the sole defining feature.

>fit girls can't have big tits

lmao look at this fucking virgin

True dat. I trained with this chick and she has monster tits.

I hate to tell you this user, but you might actually be a gay pedophile.

>but all my modeling is about my pretty face "despite" being overweight did I mention I don't care though love me for me I'm not sensitive about it one bit I'm strong and confident but fuck you for judging me

That's not a titmonster.
Those are big for sure but not xbox hueg.

I know a few myself and they're insanely hot.

Real titty monsters are pretty rare, irregardless of "test" levels.

I know.
Won't stop me from finding them though.
I accept no substitutes.

You'll never believe it, but these are the same person. Knew one of you fuckers would post Lindsey eventually.

Just remember that fat women don't count.

>irregardless

Yes sir.

Oh
my
fucking
godness
......................

>I accept no substitutes.
this

I dont see whats so hard about finding big tit girls, i see those types regularly

I prefer small tits with a big ass and cute face, those girls are very hard to find (if you want one thats single ofc)

Good lad.

I've been let down by push-up twice now....I still go through though.

Lindsey who?

>tfw gf has a body like this

Feels good brehs, skinny white girls are best girls
>wont ruin your gains with food, but still appreciate a good meal
>love to be dwarfed by a big strong man
>love riding on your shoulders at the beach
>love living comfy innawoods while we sip hot chocolate

name?

For you

Pelas. Did IFBB before going to playboy. Now she's just gets paid to do insta stuff.

Dunno. Just part of my tittymonster collection.

>abs on a skinny guy
How the fuck do you think you get your abs to show? Your logic is retarded.

Niiiiiiiiiice

Whoa, nice.

Her stomach jiggles more than her tits.

low bf =/= skinny

you fucking retard

Tell me about it. Not many competition pics out there. I found her hotter then because she never lost her tits.

plastic hoes are not high test

You can be stacked and still called skinny.
Retard.

No, you can't. Nobody will ever call this skinny.

tfw wasn't the one to impregnate her

All that shred and he still looks tiny.
I'd call him skinny maybe after I call him fucking adorable.

...

this is probably pays a lot better

There are few things less attractive than a pregnant woman.

imgur.com/a/JUvHn

Ummmm who are you quoting?

This

>girl in pic has slim waist with wide hips and hourglass figure
>fat slob
kiddy diddler detected

>slim waist
>OP