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Hello! Please respond.

say "Greetings" or "Salutations"

"I'm a meninist, are you?"

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Greetings my lady, you look hella fine! =)

Hello beautiful. Please respond.

>DTF?

What's up bitch? How would you like to sit on this big dick? I'll make the biggest cummies all over that face.

should have written "pls respond"

works 7/10 times

I have autism, I'd like to try to meet people to improve my social skills. Would you be interested in going to Chuck E. Cheese with me?

Are you a chicken cemetery?

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KEK

Because I got a large cock I'd like to bury inside you

heh

Come on guys I don't have an infinite number of matches. No replies yet

You’re disgusting

smash?

Im planning on robbing a bank, i need a getaway driver
Are you up for it?

Are you an archeologist?

I wanna hurricane Katrina that pussy

ur gonna make it brah

Thank you for wiping out the niggers in New Orleans. I'll buy you a drink for your service.

This could work

ayy yo what up slut? u wan sum fuk bby grl

Do I have to choose one? I don't like dogs and the only pussy I'm interested in is yours

Pls respond

Wanna sit on my face?

rolling

Why not both

Pls respond

I'd eat your pussy with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Have you got pet insurance? Cause I'm gonna smash your Pussy

>ps if you snitch on me ill fucking kill you

I'll kill myself if this doesn't respond

wasup bb gurl. lemme clap dem cheekz nawmsayin

I've got a 6 inch knife and a 3 inch penis. I'll let you decide which one I stick inside of you.

I want to eat spaghetti and fuck you in the ass

Ayy bby wnt sum fuk?

as long as i have a face you'll have a place to sit

aww she cute OP

ayy yo what up slut? u wan sum fuk bby grl

i hAvE A baD fARt fEtisH anD yoU'Re loOkiNG StInkY

And I'm all out of spaghetti

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Then don't come to us for help you dumbass.

Good enough

Hit her with the "I have a question for you" and don't actually ask it, she'll be curious about the question and hopefully keep the convo going. And yes, it's worked everytime for me.

this

Do t you mean heifer

What Tinder pic are you using, OP?

That will determine the replies.

Oh God what have I done

Still no replies? You fucking suck.

Just say you want a shirtless pic of OP you raging homo, no need to be a bitch about it

reply to all

>plzz respond :((

you must be pretty ugly to not get any of these girls to respond

Dubs of truth :(

lol so many virgins.

'I want to see that face without sunglasses' . there you go.

Off to a good start.

Wat do

You're not even worth responding.

eyy bb wan sum fuk?

Nice reference

"how much?"

Fat Croatian whore

IS THE SIZE OF MY GUNZ ENOUGH 4 U TO GIVE UP THEM BUNZ?

Is frogposting on tinder possible? Never used it.

You know what's even worse? They'll show this to their friends, you've cockblocked yourself.

WE GOTTA TAKER

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on

>Are you a grill?

Whats ur benchpress max? lookin fit girl

>just in time
>I was just flexing my 'ceps

Have you heard about our lord and saviour Pepe

Flex a 'cep

would you be down for the old lickaroo late?

Hi

Trips. Had to do it

This could be semi gud there better be even better when I get out of shower

I'M LOVIN THIS THREAD

don't use tinder to get with girls
only works 10% of the time.

yes yes yes!

I knew my game was tight.

good shit, gotta weed out these dyel bitches not worth your time. repeat after me: I'm the prize

change your fucking system font jesus CHRIST

bumping for OP. good luck bro, please get laid for me as well

So if you try with 10 girls you'll get one? Seem like good odds to me.

wow is WWII actually canon?

Not him but you match with 1/10 and then you got to get a reply from her, lets say that works in 10% of cases
Now you gotta get a date and again 10% of cases
So 0,1^3 = 0,001
So odds are not good, friend. you need plety of luck to pull that off

"Zeljko Raznatovic was a hero"