How do you stack up fit? You're not a virgin right?

Interestingly I've maintained absolutely perfect linear growth in sexual partners, as I distinctly remember being proud of hitting 20 before I turned 20

>tfw 31 y/o virgin

Pls end this madness

>25
>virgin
Well I guess I don't need no website to tell me it's 0%

Only 5 at 23 for me
I feel insecure about it, but at least I have the excuse of being in a relationship for the past 3 years

Would you believe it if I told you that you're not missing out on anything?

>perfect linear growth
Wtf happened in your childhood that you were having sex as a toddler?

>virgin at 21
>graduate
>sweet IT bux
>fuck different escorts daily for a year
>disregard women, they start to crave muh dikk
>tinder bitches literally throwing themselves at me @28

a woman's body can offer very little at this point, sad

The website clearly states "since turning 18"

You thick in the wrong place, my dude?

No.

It has literally been easier to get a security clearance than get a gf

>more people than basically all of your peers

This is fucking bullshit, I was in a fraternity and I've fucked well over a hundred bitches but I also know my frat bros have fucked just as many girls

Did you make it your job or something, Jesus

Gotta haze the new pledges somehow user.

I would score in the same exact column as you so fuck that test.

Well, having power over time and space as wizard isnt so bad after all.

>putting any faith in self-reporting sex surveys

never gonna make it

30, 0

i'm a wizard

How is it even possible to get that old and not have sex

social anxiety

>tfw 79th percentile

>28 years old
>26 sexual partners
>88%
Stop slut shaming me, REEEEEEEE!

Fuck you Veeky Forums

I'm better than 4 percent apparently.

1 girl at 27.

I got 84 percent but i fucked 6 people before i was 18

>people

What if women are lying about the amount of guys they've had sex with so they're not seen as whores?

What if men are exaggerating in order to be seen as studs?

What if the guys are fucking each other?
And animals?

>tfw 30+ sexual encounters

Being gay is great for sex but shit for emotions

Only 5% of guys are virgins at 21-24

Wtf I thought it was a much larger percent based on the threads here.

JUST

>assuming Veeky Forums users an accurate representation of the general public

Where do you think you are?

Alright.

WHO ELSE 5%ER HERE.
WHATEVER IT TAKES, RIGHT BABE?
BABE...?

>android
>20+ sexual partners
Bait

>Choosing an iPhone with no headphone jack and paying for dongles for muh apple hear

Get real pleb.

>24
>82 (79 since 18)
>"You've done the deed with more people than 98% of your peers."

shieeeet

Gear* lel

>virgin
>just turned 30

You did it lad.
You've won.

Mirin

congratulations!

>(((slate)))

thnx.

This is still a pretty bad metric to measure sexual "success" by. What about people who have been in long term relationships and fucked a girl twice a day for years. Surely they are more successful than someone who's had sex with two more people.

No loser with lmao1partner