Why /sip/?

Why do you do it and why should I commit to the meme?

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Much better alternative to ordinary pre-workouts, imo. Tastes nice also.

>that first sip of the day

So sip a monster instead of some juice or vitamins?

Yep and make sure it's the white kind because white is always right.

I always get zero ultra m8tie.

White is good. I bought 3 other kinds last night to try for optimal sippin

be a good goy and follow the viral marketing desu

White will give you cancer cause of the fake sugar replacements, get ultras

retarded nigger detected

Also on a similar note, is aspartame any good? What about stevia?

>not sippin absolutely zero

poor taste

>aspartame
That's the thing I'm talking about, that shit will give you cancer, look it up there are hundreds of studies

You're just wrong all around. The only thing that artificial sugars do is give you cravings for real sugar.

>hurr durr but fatties says dat regular coke is beter 4 me den artificial sweeteners
Do you know how many lmaofatasfatasses say that shit so they can stuff their face with regular coke and not transcend into zero-calorie masterrace? I've had to write a few reports over this shit throughout college.

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Monster marketing hype is the meme. This is why its extra funny when people compare it to actual marketing. The people who will or wont buy something out of principle because memes are the punchline. Just do what you fucking want. Buy it, it tastes nice, or dont. Yes im a spoonfeeding nigger.

Idk if it started off as unironic shilling funded by Mr Goldstein but its evolved to a meme on this board and people realized the product is actually a decent preworkout. If you can source them cheaply its definitely worth it.

>used to work 12 hour shifts
>sip machine in break room
>grab a sip when arriving then maybe one more later
>get addicted
>probably shaved a few years off my life

It's pretty pricey though.

>tfw fell for the sip meme before it was ever shilled on Veeky Forums

PISS

thoughts?

vitamin fortified zero sugar zero cal

DELET THIS

Yo Amazon Prime has cases of sips for like $33. Should I buy one?

Do you want to make it?

Yeah

There's your answer bro

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the feeling of belonging to the SIP brotherhood is well worth the money

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breghs, can't believe how good this sip is. i know most of you sippers are sipping for pre-workout, but this purple drank sip is the best post-workout.

I've been sipping the sugar-free stuff for a few weeks. Strawberry-kiwi is hard to find but it's near-orgasmic.

t. sip boy who was reluctant to shit up sip threads by talking about vitamin water