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Afternoon ladies and degenerates.

> you want to travel....fuck travel.
Completely agree with this one. I like flying in airplanes but I HATE wasting away without food, activity, and sleep.

Some more you say?

> every cuck in the world tries to spite you with every essence of their being (doesnt matter cuz theyre faggots tho)

> fertile so once you finally get the woman you want you gotta come off for a few months at a time whenever you want a kid (mixed)

> cant work deskjobs because you know better than to become sedentary (good thing)

> will probably live in a modest house, if all goes well, out in the countryside away from >youths (mixed)

> you have far surpassed your high school and college buddies physically, and likely mentally, and you dont ever consider them to have been your friends anymore (mixed)

> your best hope for positive social interaction is to become a high school coach (good thing)

howdy, minstrel

heh I can relate to this one..
> cant work deskjobs because you know better than to become sedentary (good thing)

I would modify it to say
> if you work a desk job you look extremely out of place compared to your fatass coworkers. everyone thinks you are a weirdo because you get up every hour to go do pushups on the yoga mat you made the company buy for you to get that roid energy out.

>minstrel
>gets trips
Shit where is my rebec

>capitalizing "CARES WHAT A BITCH THINKS"
who hurt you, user?

wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.

>realize only 2d girls will ever love you

When I use PGP what parts of the key do I include in the generation process

Just the key gibberish? and the "=whatever" at the end?

your mk76 isnt making me hungry at all @25mg ed, was the weed-tier munchies a meme? that's primarily why i wanted it so im disappointed
guess i'll try 50mg

>realize only 2d girls will ever love you
you'll find someone eventually jerry. you're a chad

you cant just waste your chadly genes on a fake girl like that its not healthy

can you tell me what your pic is supposed to do? afaik mk677 powder works on its own, thats the point of doing all of this?

>tfw ordering mk raws from USA and getting cought is high penalty here in germany

uh, nobody, because I don't let them. that's the point.

damn i dont say this often but thats a really nice pic

>tfw live in a newcastle
say2face not online and see wut happen etc. But for real thanks for being the inspo.

>lying to your friends and family
You don't have to lie if you get mumsies on cycle with you, who else is going to whip up calories that taste like the old country.

> that chick you did this for just told you that you are "getting too big"
>lifting for girls

That's the worst fucking form for squats my dude.

so that you can squirt it in the back of your throat ((no homo)) and know its a proper dose

cap ironically doesnt know how to cap

shit doesnt taste that good either but whatever

its a solution so you can drink it instead of capping it or cinnamon challenging yourself every dose

>fake girl
EXCUSE ME??!
more real than 3d women in my life

>live in newcastle
Do you like muslim women
I hope you do

>instead of capping it or cinnamon challenging yourself every dose
lmfao. thanks for the laugh jerry-san

How the fuck do I use PGP

igolder.com/PGP/encryption/
igolder.com/PGP/decryption/

Are the sites im using but I just get gibberish back. What parts of a key do I input? Thw whole thing, or just the central paragraph? Thanks lads.

>curtiswallen.com/pgp/

Try this

bitcoinnotbombs.com/beginners-guide-to-pgp/

Have you fed your Neopet today Veeky Forums?

So this dirty Mexican guy is trying to hit on my work QTGF, while I have no problem with her talking to other guys he is really starting to piss me off by infringing on our relationship. Not only that but he keeps coming around when it's just her and I and tries to get in the conversation or change the subject to what his job relates to. I think I need to rek a nigga before he does something stupid.

Too bad he's legal otherwise I'd report his ass to ICE.

i asked my mom and she replied "yo dawg, you wanna put a cycle in my cycle so we can cycle together?"
> i dont know what that means

She seems oblivious to the fact that he's constantly hitting on her and now tried to give her some fucking comic book despite the fact that she has no interest in them nor his broke ass. Brb taking out his knee caps.

/Rant

>being beta enough to be threatened by other men
just ask her to sleep with the mexican already so you can raise her latin halfbreed, you cuck

I'm not threatened he's just a dirty fucking human being , nevermind his race (I think he's actually half Mexican). He's the type of dude where if a girl says no he'd still whip his dick out or try to start sending them pictures of it. If he did either I think I'd legitimate kill him thanks to the 1.4g tren.

Lmao this ho tried messaging me today. Sent her a snap of the girl I got coffee with.

How do I import keys on GPG for win. I have a key in a doc but cant find the import key option

bump

nevermind im retarded

so mad over a dude macking on "your" girl
you even knock her up yet?

shes probably sleeping with his entire gang, the whole ms-13 branch has been in there

now act like a man, forget about the filthy woman, and jerk off to chinese drawings of little girls

sometimes when people piss me off i squeeze my eyes and look at them without saying a word, and lmao they have backed down a few times already.

try that, the next time he comes around and interrupts your conversation with that slag of yours

Message me.
You're fucking lame.

proud of u bb

Cold blooded but funny as fuq m8

are my insterts good enough to make roiding worth it ?

Practicing this new thing called "not fucking her within the first hour". Weird stuff. Do people really consider this normal?

I think it's pretty bad with the hunger even at 25. When are you taking it?
It's just for proper dosing. You can absolutely just take the raw powder especially if you have a mg scale.

Who that

why lame, its pretty cool

My ex. Fraud thought it'd be cool to make my ex and I inside jokes of the general.

"Clipboard contained no valid encrypted data"

What am I doing wrong friends?

I am using the PGP key I was given and encrypting with GPG.

no

>I think it's pretty bad with the hunger even at 25. When are you taking it?
I generally take it with breakfast so timing shouldn't be an issue

i doubt there's any chance heat affected it during suspension, but it sure took awhile to suspend it in 50/50 ora sweet/plus

and psa for other anons: don't put the ora sweet in before heating it up, just do the suspension fluids first, add the filler later otherwise you'll fuck it up

how so? i mean i know im not big or anything but i thought i was proportionate/had a good frame

I felt like saying no

most people have good enough insertions to roid, if you look at that pic and think your muscles are heavily retarded looking then....

ur fine bro.

>caring about what other frogposters think
you've already failed tb h

>look at that pic and think your muscles are heavily retarded looking then....
what did he mean by this?

and even if they were odd, no one is going notice much less care what your insertions are like unless you're competing

Fuck off

Ohhhh that's why her face looked familiar, why you posting without trip bro

you don't need to heat the suspension you dumbshit

unless you're making a 100ml+ batch you literally just measure out the mix in a graduated cylinder, slap a funnel in a boston bottle and pour half in, switch to a new dry funnel for the powder measure, then switch back and pour the other half of the suspension vehicle in, and shake the shit out of it for 1-2mins after you put the top on

how did you manage to fuck that up, seriously

oh sorry, am i not allowed to ask questions on an anonymous Polynesian typewriter board?

did exactly that and it didn't fucking work until I heated it up mr smarty pants

literally says on the fucking bottle too

>all that when you can dump a bunch of shit into a beaker and stir it with the closest steak knife

life owes you nothing nigger. try harder or kill yourself.

>inb4 hurr durr big words for a cheater
i probably forgot more about natty lifting than you will ever learn
>inb4 lel i trole u, u mad
am not, kek. just disappointed i cant decide if this is cheap b8 or actual whining.

still post moar, i dont venture outside this general much nowadays so i have no idea who you are talking about.

never knew you were german, thought NL like masT. guter mann.

Lol I doubt I'll do that. I noticed today he's actively trying to have my schedule altered so I'm away from her, dude is literally being a fucking rat.

No MS down here, DMV can keep all the random Rock Creek murders and whatnot. She isn't ready to settle down and start a family which is actually the reason she moved here.

I just throw it all into a media bottle and heat it a little on the stove top if necessary and then shake the shit out of it.

...

>I just throw it all into a media bottle and heat it a little on the stove top if necessary and then shake the shit out of it.
yup, not complicated

easy there tough guy

#rekt

thought this was common knowledge anyway tho

I love your handwriting, no homo.

Source on this photo?

If she just wants to fuck around I dont see the problem, shes not gf material anyways
Breed her with the mexican
Heck I bet she has friends who would join in too
4 or 5 cocks per hole, easy

this, only autistic gym goers notice shit like this. normies dont recognize it

you missed the "if"

>I bet she has friends
She doesn't have friends really, she's a female version of some of us aspies. I think that's why she likes me so much I'm someone she can openly talk to and do shit with plus I've got a nice dick. Inb4 friendzoned

And it's not that she wants to fuck around with other dudes it's just that she didn't want to get married and start popping out kids in the sticks where she's from.

Yup. Seems you're supposed to wait.

Yeah, I don't get it either.

probably wasn't the smartest idea to try and pull that when a) I've been talking about ora-plus/sweet suspensions for forever, and b) I've literally got the bottles sitting not 10 feet from me

not my best work, but those labels are cramped as hell

yeah you sure showed me

>that face
fucking gross

Proud of you bruh, I still think total no contact is better though.

Fuck her face then. It's all about that TIGHTT or THINN body.

faggot detected

What gauge needle is good for drawing oil-based medication from a multi-use vial? I just got some 21g which I hear is tiny, but 18g I hear tends to tear up the stopper after multiple uses.

I went with what ATIWAB told me; "do whatever you think would eat at you most. I prefer ignoring, but if you want to be petty go for it".

I'd be fucking livid if she sent pics of her with someone else, but I was told the best response for that is "lmao so?".

>buy ugl cialis for intense fuckfest planned with nympho qt
>it's bunk
F U G

I'm 20 y/o would it be a good idea to start with tren or should I wait untill I am above 25? Also does anyone have experience with trenbolone ?

fuck off idiot

>be autism girl
>literally have to move away you have so many suitors
>people still fight over you

>be autism guy
>even with a vasly superior physique and income still have to go to hookers to even talk with girls

How good is cialis anyway?
My penis doesn't get as hard as it used to when I was a teenager. I'm wondering if cialis will help

Cialis and EQ are why women fall in love with me

Fuck you shit cunt

>literally have to move away you have so many suitors
She said her decision to move was mostly because there weren't any really opportunities where she was from and most of the highschool class she graduated with was either pregnant or already had a kid.

She's honestly an awesome person because of how chill and honest she is. Plus when were talking and can't stop looking in each other's eyes it gives me the fuzzies and makes me feel high or something.

I don't understand how you (allegedly) have so little luck with women. There are tons of aspie women up there in the science and Intel fields. Problem us you're not going to find them in bars and clubs so you'll have to think outside the box.

I want to run eq but I think I'd have massive clots from never giving blood between being on antibiotics and Accutane. The girl I'm seeing was a phlebotomist so maybe if I can convince her to bleed me I'll do it.

It's easy to just go donate.

self-bloodletting isnt even that hard either if you have an iq over room temp tbqfh (although by far the worst choice, just saying)

There was no way in hell I was going to on Accutane and apparently they don't like antibiotics either. Muh morals keep me from wanting to while b&c.

I know I could do that but really it's never been that much of a draw for me to want to run EQ and I've never had problem with hematocrit somehow.

Actually on gear your blood is liquid gold; it's that much more nutrient dense.

You aren't negatively impacting someone's health by donating blood with a neglible amount of androgen.

user who told me e2 was low was probably right

Joints are fucked and I've been crying because of beta thoughts. Fuck

Just call up your local place and tell them you need to be drained but can't donate. They do it for people with excess iron and whatnot.