I want to be white so bad

i cry about it every night

brb perfect height
brb perfect aesthetics
brb pull girls of any race
brb respect from everyone
brb rich
brb hair aesthetics
brb descendents of Larry Bird

lucky ass phaggots

Fuck off miscfag

Are you asian? Unless you got an ugly gook face, you're doing fine. At least you aren't black.

>be me, white

>short, 5'6
>not rich
>going bald in 20s

shut up chink

ching chong ling long ding dong kung fu

>tfw no white gf
That's what really matters 2bh. You want Ferrari over Toyota.

yeah dude, if tommorow id wake up as a chink or shitskin I honestly would just kill myself

>italians
>white

>crying about it

You'll never be white with that attitude.

Just say you're transwhite, OP.
It's just as effective as saying you're transgendered.

>posts pic of a Pagani
Italian sports car>everything else
Though.

Just be glad you weren't born with any mental or physical defects that prevented you from ever having a real chance at life.

>Not white
>Not even rich
>Have a 10/10 white longtime girlfriend
Feels good

Sure you do

I think she's perfect.

Is she made of cotton?

Velvet but she still makes me melt like waxwork :')

The sad thing is just for the sake of being contrarian, someone here would downplay or deride her looks even though she's enough to sprain necks from people turning to look.

what does brb stand for?

Me too man. I hate being a spic. Every day when I look in the mirror, it pisses me off and makes me sad.

Theres an easy way for you guys to stop your pain.
Go back to where you came from.

The fuck is wrong with you, beta ass faggot

All whites should get their asses back to europe

All browns should get the fuck out of Europe. And any other continents they are in too like NA.

You especially need to go back.

Nigga watchu say 'bout muh kung fu?

WE

That would be simething i'd support.
Let's take alk whutes back to europe from america and australia, and also kick out every non white.

Dumb nigger

All humans should get their asses back to the fertile crescent

All life should crawl back into the ocean

How bout I give you a little bit of my white in your pussy?

It's all about having a white gf. No guy gives a shit if you're x colour.

Why do you think black men wants to upgrade left and right? It's just inside of them. They want what they want and it's hard to put words on it.

Even my gf hasn't been able to make me this erect. Fucking hell.

I'm a boy, user.

rare gondola there

Yes but if you are white then your likelihood of autism skyrockets by 500%, and if you're autistic then nothing else matters.

Do you have a qt sister. Over the last couple of days I have really wanted to date an hispanic.

Are you actually saying asians are less autistic. Haha wow.

Veeky Forums is like 2/3rds non-whites from the west and shitty third world countries that can't get laid and jerk off to porn all day 2d and 3d.

Yea my sister is a champion acrobat but she didn't inherit the spic genes like I did so she has green eyes/is pale/has straight light brown hair and I have black curly hair and brown everything. Sorry.

>an hispanic

>It's a "he fell for the white meme" episode

Does she at least have the olive skin?
She is going to be panicing when I'm done with her.

her skin is like this colour

I would like it on a women. But not in that guy.

>tfw decent looking and white
>Tfw autism

It's a risky thing.

qwe

>tfw white and not asian


>brb superior intelligence
>brb all the asian qts want my dick
>brb parents ultra supportive for my studies
>brb asian life/home aesthetics, everything always so clean and neat
>brb asian technology

i would love to

Most asians are white.