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I have scars on my face from fights and have over 100 stitches all over my body

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why do you lose aoonyour fights user?

I'm brave enough to let my girlfriend go out with other guys if she wants because I'm not some kind of possessive prick.

>I'm pathetic enough to let my girlfriend go out with other guys if she wants because I have a cuckold fetish

You're supposed to take the stitches out after a while user dear.

I've only lost one fight in my life and that was in 6th grade. Guy was 5 inches taller than me. At the time I thought I could fight and beat up anyone.

I learned my lesson.

>Scars on my face from fights
You are clearly a shitty fighter.

>100 stitches all over my body
And you've also pulled a major fuck-up.

>In before the inevitable shitstorm

Spbp.

I lied. I didn't get any scars on my face from fighting.

But I do have over 100 stitches all over my body.

I ran through a glass door.

my hands are like sandpaper and i have no shame