Perfect waifu body thread

> en lieu of

>>yfw you can get any dick in the universe
FTFY

I have never seen a girl this gorgeous.

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I could lick her face all day long.

Yeah guys, I now know what I want.

Are there two of her? Because I'll get violent in order to fend off you cucks. Fucking come at me.

>tfw no freakishly talented surf qt to go on island adventures with
JUST

Lat Pull down every day

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You need a thick neck for girls like this

Too pure.

None of you faggots are allowed to touch her.

p-pls....she wakes up my inner caveman.

I didn't even know that i could feel this way.

Is she pure Veeky Forums? Has she ever seen a penis?

>my gf will never look like this
I should leave this place. It fucks with my relationship.

If you have to ask, it can't be done because you aren't Chad.

Fuck

So I'm not alone...

And you people can't fathom why beautiful girls makes the rest of us super fucking insecure.

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no, she prefers it with the lights off

Guys, I know that I'm not allowed to fuck her, but I really think her first cock should be 8.2x6.5.

And black.

Can this meme die already?

let's be ugly together bb gril

Yeah, I don't fucking think so.

t. whiteboi

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Fucking hypnotizing.

>Implying I'm not willing to die in combat for her

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She's very nice but I don't see what the big deal is

She looks like a generic Norwegian chick

wtf those hips and waist name plssss

I like that u fags all like her, truly differents tastes because she looks meh

I don't even want to fuck her. Just make out. Endlessly.
Then fuck.

That the whole point. She looks NICE. Like she looks like a good loving person. Theres softness in her eyes.

Lara Croft

I'm turning 30

Spent most of my 20s fat as fuck, but now im fit

Whats the best place to find young sluts

Don't be fucking salty. You'll find dick too one day.

seconding this.

Shopping places, beach, coffee shops, some campuses

Clubs and tinder

Yeah, not everyone lives in literal paradise you fucking faggot piece of shit.

Yes I'm fucking mad.

If she's Norwegian she's probably taken about a 70 foot inflatable dinghies worth of refugee cock by now.

Yall need to go outside

enji night

Which makes it hurt all the more when they rip your heart out.

>Has science gone too far
Seriously, where can I find someone like her?

This nigga knows
Ive had my soul shit on by a few "lovely" girls in my time.
Just fuck these hoes and thats it

Like who?

Take a fucking guess you autist.

She does porn

>perfect body
>fake tits

No

moosefix is better

This is infinitly better than all these projecting man-women girls you guys usually post.

Raves

Notice how not a single person itt knows how to get someone like her.

>Notice how not a single person itt knows how to slay a level ??? with infinite beauty health bar

We're currently researching m8. Give it some time.

I want to suck on her nose.

1. Meet her
2. Demonstrate value
3. Meat her

You just know she sucks a different dick every night.

>instawhores are wife material
Yeah no.

She's like too good or something. Can't quite put my finger on it.

>implying I couldn't DENNIS the shit out of her and don't know men stuff

Source on this

How clean and beautiful is her vajayjay.

>2. Demonstrate value
How do i into value? What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?

>fake hair color

D R O P P E D
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How do I penis in vajin?

how do I get a girl to look at me like this guys?

pls help

Go to sleep and have a good dream

I sometimes wish that I had no benis.

Like this chick have waaaaaaaaay too much power at hand.

Women look for value in a man. It can be wealth, influence, attractiveness, confidence, intelligence, humour, etc. All women look for something different, or a different combination of these things, but they all seek value.

An unemployed anti-social scrawny moron won't be able to attract a woman.

But women are also lazy and superficial so you need to demonstrate that value to her. Why do you think we invented poetry? To express the human condition? Fuck no, we invented it to get girls to notice our intellect and sophistication.

Women are not logic-based robots. For some reason you can't just say "I have a lot of money and friends and I work out", you need to show them your good attributes indirectly. Have a nice car, dress in a way that shows off your frame, and be charming and social. Demonstrate your value.

Have her fall in love with you through some combination of shared interests or experiences

10/10 genetics
Dat ass
DD boobs
Genetically modified to have no pubes or butthole hair
Raised in a test tube and never allowed out until of reproductive age
Doesn't know anything so I have to teach her
Teach her to love only me
Win

T. Redpilled r9k virgin

You can call me whatever you want, but am I wrong?

>i have a nice car why won't girls fuck me

Go away Elliott

That's not at all what I said, nice projecting

>Guys, how do I get a gf like this?
Now this question is even more complex than "what is the meaning of life".

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WTF??? is this real?

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on Veeky Forums

church

>Men only cares about ass :D:D:d

The contrast

Tbh, I cannot understand all of the replies to this pic. She does not look that attractive.

Are people samefagging on this or what???

This girl's face us way more qt

>She does not look that attractive.
Are you serious? Different taste I guess.

Or maybe you're a girl. Either way.

Epitome of cute.

>3DPD
>waifu