>be me
>work at a gym
>have keys to the gym
>gym closes in 3 hours
If one of you lucky faggots get trips before 10pm EST I will go into my gym after hours and do whatever is requested to "enhance the gym experience".
>inb4 pics
You guys are faggots and will most likely get me fired if I post the location or photos of the gym I work at before I do the task as it is fairly popular and easy to locate online, but if someone gets trips then I will oblige.
smear shit on the mirrors
Go there and train hard focusing on good form.
rolling for this
Roll
roll
Shit in the showers.
mix water with protein powder and write "Veeky Forums" on all the mirrors.
Suck a dick to completion anywhere on the gym.
once.
Roll
Das it
Put testicles on bench and drop 45 lb weight on testicles from chest height. Record video and upload to Veeky Forums
Bench press at the smith machine wit horrible form
squat in curl rack
Put up a hang in there baby poster
getttt
Buy a case of white monster and leave them in the men's locker room with a sign that says "free sips".
Jizz on the top of the bench then put your face in it. then try get a boner and try balance a 1kg weight between your boner and body.
Kill yourself
>Go there and train hard focusing on good form.
Rollin
Find the most angsty and autistic metal song you can find, and work out around the gym while playing that song on repeat for half an hour. Sing along to it and do shitty dance moves every once in a while.
> Close the gym properly and securely. Then go home to a nice meal.
So close! rolling for this
Do one set of 100 unweighted squats on the smith machine, then post it to your instagram with the caption: "If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight".
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Don't do instead pile mistresses to floor under the man mountain
rolling for 14/88 on the bathroom mirror with your own shit
Post boipucci
rolllll
Just stay home instead. Post pics of any animals you own.
Reroll
Watch this
Stop posting on Veeky Forums
Offer people steroids but call them asteroids, and say poop if they don't want them
Write 'we did it reddit' on the mirrors
roll
Destroy all equipment and shit on the floor
And fill all walls with posters of scooby
post pic of the gym
Reroll
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CHECK EM
try to break BP PR by +10% with clips on and no spot. Chances are you'll die under that bar
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REROLL
TRIPS OR NOTHING BRAH
Roll 999
; - ;
Workout alone, eat well and get a good nights sleep.
put a few inches of a barbell up your asshole
lick all the benches no pre clean
jizz on smith machine
change the gym playlist to donkey Kong rap or Crockett's theme on loop
Roll
rerolling cuz I feel that would improve the mood at the gym
Put superglue on all the bars where the hands go.
Write in lipstick on a mirror, "Roiding for THIS."
Curl in the squat rack
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Vidya of you squealing like a little girl on the bicycle, using your hips to rub your body on the seat while you pedal
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double your lifts and post the video here
Masturbate into the chalk bowl.
>no chalk bowl
Well fucking bring one faggot
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YEAHHHHHH
how boring, cant we at least getting him posting scooby and skateboards everywhere?
Kek
Op, live stream it too
fuck
erotic asphyxiation in the power rack using a jump rope and humping a 45 plate. Also using using whey powder and hand sanitizer as lube. Lel
He can do that before he kills himself if he wants.
Rolling
make a pyramid out of the plates